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quiverlockedandloaded
A Fundie Watcher
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quiverlockedandloaded · 3 days ago
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Baby Wissmann 1 is on the way!
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On Monday 18th August 2025, Jana and Stephen Wissmann announced they are pregnant with their first child. The couple got married 15th August 2024.
Timing of Pregnancy Announcement In their announcement, Jana and Stephen shared: 'January 2026 is going to come with a little bundle of joy joining our family'. That means Jana was between 114 and 144 days pregnant at the time of the announcement (16 weeks 2 days to 20 weeks 4 days). This is later than the average announcement, which stands at 95 days (13 weeks 4 days) across all couples. Without a firm due date, I will use the middle of January as the estimated due date and will estimate the couple announced on Day 129 (18 weeks 3 days) of pregnancy.
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Early, Late or On Time? Late. On average, a predictor couple has their first child 387 days after their wedding. For Jana and Stephen, that would have meant a baby in September 2025. Instead, they're estimated to have their first child 129 days later (519 days after their wedding). This is 0.91 SDs late.
This is not the longest marriage-firstborn spacing among the Duggars or the Wissmanns though. Jinger Vuolo, Rachel Busenitz, Josiah Wissmann, Bethany Beasley and Andrew Wissmann all had longer marriage-firstborn spacings.
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Impact on the Data As a firstborn, this pregnancy affects the marriage-firstborn rate, which now stands at 390 days (3 days slower than before). It will not count for the maternal multiplier, from which firstborn pregnancies and post-loss pregnancies are excluded for not being representative of most couples' pace. Depending on when in January baby comes, Jana will either be 35 or 36 at the time of the birth (Jana's birthday is 12th January).
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So What's Next? Second pregnancies are based on the second child multiplier, which is currently 1.66. This means Jana and Stephen are predicted to have their second child 862 days after their first. With this in mind, they are predicted to announce in December 2027 for a birth in May 2028. In total, they are predicted to have three children.
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quiverlockedandloaded · 8 days ago
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Breaking News: Baby Seewald is born
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Edward Owen Seewald was born July 26 2025 to Ben and Jessa Seewald. Spurgeon Elliott, Henry Wilberforce, Ivy Jane, Fern Elliana and George Augustine awaited their newest sibling
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quiverlockedandloaded · 8 days ago
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Photo someone on reddit posted of this month’s family conference. You can spot both Gil Bates and Jim Bob and Michelle, who are the same age as 75% of the attendees.
The IBLP is dying, reblog to make it die faster 🙏
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quiverlockedandloaded · 12 days ago
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The way Jill pans a camera while everyone stares unblinkingly with a giant plastered-on smile gets me every time.
And now she’s got her in-laws doing it as well!
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quiverlockedandloaded · 16 days ago
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She’s dragging the story out for the equivalent of a Counting On episode.
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Baby Seewald #6 is here!
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quiverlockedandloaded · 29 days ago
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A redditor posted a photo of a Rodrigues-made tract that was left on their car.
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quiverlockedandloaded · 1 month ago
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quiverlockedandloaded · 1 month ago
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I have no idea whether she’s trying to say “a paid venture” or a “paid advertisement”. Still, not a good look for a woman who has overseen the homeschooling of 19 children.
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quiverlockedandloaded · 1 month ago
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Heidi and Timothy had their baby.
“He was a boy” is such an interesting way of putting it. What is he now? A velociraptor?
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quiverlockedandloaded · 1 month ago
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Jill Rodrigues & the extended Noyes bunch celebrated the Fourth of July
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quiverlockedandloaded · 2 months ago
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I thought this was a Jill parody page at first… but noooo, she’s become a parody of herself.
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quiverlockedandloaded · 2 months ago
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Hey Jimmy Boob, how much sketti does Kendra eat?
apparently enough for us to get permanently banned from the fayetteville olive garden thanks a lot kesha
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quiverlockedandloaded · 2 months ago
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Y’all…y’all, Jill thinks Juneteenth is about Sodomy and sin because it’s in June (Pride Month) she thinks the LGBTQ+ community made up Juneteenth
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quiverlockedandloaded · 3 months ago
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Never forget
I’m crying 💀
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Source: another AMA
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quiverlockedandloaded · 4 months ago
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Gabriel goes on a senior trip to Tennessee. Zip lining, Trump, extended family, and *gasp* Dolly Parton’s stampede all feature.
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quiverlockedandloaded · 4 months ago
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Jill Dillard Q&A
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quiverlockedandloaded · 4 months ago
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And in a shocking turn of events we already know Roulette Baby belongs to Josie
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