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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother
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inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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my most extreme weirdest kink is being wanted. my tamest kink is knife play
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i think its so awesome that ocs exist. u can just make up some girl and put so many problems in her head
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕💖💖💖💖💖😋😋😋😊😊😊😁😁😁😁😊😊😊GAY NECROMANCY!!!!!!!! 😊😊😊😁😁😁😁😁😊😊😊😊😁😋😋😋💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💖
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can't stop thinking about this
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i’m sorry you have such negative feelings about me killing all those people 🙄
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so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though
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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
#💀#this just set off such a severe blast in my brain that it's a wonder my eyes didn't pop out#i'm having. an idea
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t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’
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"Fealty," a follow-up to this illustration: 👀
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