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Quote #117
Person A: that's sus put him on the board!
Person B: I would like to legally object! That was not the most sus thing I could have said!
#quoting the boys#quotes#shit i hear at work#humour#humor#We have a “sus” board#Where we tally all the sus things we say#And whoever says the most by the end of the month owes us donuts#It's a good system#boys saying shit#boys being boys
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Quote #116
that bitch gave me nuclear head: sloppenheimer
#quoting the boys#quotes#humour#shit i hear at work#humor#warehouse life#boys being boys#i'm so sorry#boys saying shit#shit boys say#He was not describing an actual blow job#Thankfully
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Quote #115
Person A: You know. We only say we need to see more of Danny DeVito, John Cena, and Stanley Tucci. These are literally the only actors we consistently bring up
Person B: Clearly they need to all be in a movie together. I think they all would do it.
#quoting the boys#quotes#humour#shit i hear at work#boys being boys#warehouse life#stanley tucci#john cena#Danny DeVito#Movies#These are ideas#We have a vauge plot too.
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Quote #114
One day I'm gonna find a Chuck Tingle book and you bet your ass I'm gonna read it.
#quoting the boys#quotes#warehouse life#humour#humor#boys saying shit#shit boys say#chuck tingle#Another figure we bring up a lot#One day we will all read a chuck tingle book
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Quote #113
why do so many of our conversations end up circulating back to cuckholding?
#quoting the boys#quoting myself#quotes#humour#shit i hear at work#warehouse life#shit boys say#They bring up cucks and cuckholding at least 3 times a week#Today it was consistent#They wanted to know if all ghosts were cucks#I'm so sorry for this
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Quote #112
*Reading instructions for processing*
Person A: oh there's a ghost load
3 of us near by: *snicker* ghost load
*Moments Later*
Person B: isn't a ghost load just ectoplasm?
#quoting the boys#quotes#humour#shit i hear at work#humor#warehouse life#boys being boys#boys saying shit#shit boys say#Ghosts
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Quote #111
I've just been going home and playing a lot of lawnmower simulator
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Quote #110
All I heard was "you, your parents, then James McAvoy" and I thought you were talking about who you'd save in a fire.
(Also known as "the boys confuse the coworkers not in our department)
#quoting the boys#quotes#humour#shit i hear at work#humor#james mcavoy#We were playing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon#But with other actors#Boy has 4 degrees to James Mcavoy#Good for him
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Quote #109
At least one of us is always physically dying every day and we just rotate who
#quoting the boys#quotes#humour#shit i hear at work#humor#We are dying#Physically declining every day#And mentally#Working for a big ass capitalist company fucking sucks
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Quote #108
actually hillbilly techno would fit the vibes
#quoting the boys#quotes#humour#shit i hear at work#humor#Hillbilly techno#hillbilly#techno music#It did fit the vibes though
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Quote #107
I saw a dog orgy once.
#quoting the boys#quotes#humour#shit i hear at work#humor#Dogs#I dont know how to tag this#Once again from our purest boy
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Quote #106
I recently learned brexit isn't a place
#quoting the boys#quotes#humour#shit i hear at work#humor#Our purest boy said this#brexit#Not a place
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Quote #105
Person A: We gave the Earth early menopause.
Person B: Technically ExxonMobil gave the Earth early menopause
Person A: If only we had a way to fix it like earth control
#quoting the boys#quotes#humour#shit i hear at work#humor#Also not wrong#climate change is real#Big oil fucking sucks is an understatement
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Quote #104
I just want to live like the unibomber
#quoting the boys#quotes#humour#shit i hear at work#humor#I'm so sorry#He means off the grid#Idk why he said it like this
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Quote #103
Canada is like the dick and balls of the UK. They just... swing it around when needed.
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Quote #102
Do yall want some good weed?
#quoting the boys#Quoting a crew member#Love that film crews also love to give us drugs#shit i hear at work#quotes#humour#humor#Weed
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Quote #101
You'll be the horse, I'll be the mare.
#quoting the boys#quotes#shit i hear at work#humour#humor#Horses#Mares#I'm so sorry#Also no context#There's never context
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