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Looney Tunes: Idea

Daffy: *Walks around while holding a lightbulb above his head*

Bugs: Daffy, what are you-

Daffy: Shush! I’m trying to get a brilliant idea! Don’t bother me!

Bugs: That would be a first.

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We Bare Bears: Past

Panda: Hey, Grizz. I had an amazing dream last night!

Grizz: Oh yeah? Do tell, lil’ bro!

Panda: Remember when we were little we imagined that we had this magic box to travel to other worlds?

Grizz: Oh wow, yeah! I remember that!

Ice bear: Ice bear had the best dream worlds.

Panda: I wonder if those places really exist.

Grizz: Well, who knows! Would be awesome if they did! Like those houses made of candy!

Ice bear: Ice bear thinks more people have seen them. Ice bear felt.. watched. *Stares through fourth wall*

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WOY: Groceries

Wander: Alright, time to get some groceries! I can do this! It’s just some groceries. How hard can it be?

Sylvia: *Calls Wander on the phone* Hey, buddy! How is grocery shopping going?

Wander: Fine! Fine! Totally amazing! Don’t even worry about it!

Sylvia: Well, it has been 3 hours.

Wander: *Has one stray dog on a leash, helping three other people while pulling out weeds for an old lady* Ok, so, I can explain.

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Looney Tunes: Movin’ in

Daffy: *Kicks open Bugs's door and start unpacking his bags.*

Bugs: Uh, whatcha doin' there, doc?

Daffy: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm living here now.

Bugs: I don't think so. This is my house.

Daffy: It's our house now, bucko. I burned down Porky's house by accident, so I'm stayin’!

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Looney Tunes: Season

Daffy: You know what? I’m tired of the same old “rabbit season” and “duck season”. Sure, it’s the OG, but it needs a new coat! Why not call it the “Dafug season” or something?

Bugs: Uh, Daff-

Daffy: I combined our names!

Bugs: You.. sure did. But you should probably sound things out in your head first before sayin’ them out loud.

Daffy: Why’s- *Sounds the word in his head* Oh.