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I was going to talk about how cute that was, but now I kind of wish I was that flower

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Levi:Am I annoying you?

MC: You havent said anything for the past 45 minutes-

Levi:

Levi: So am I annoying you?

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Can you do 18 with Gen z humor 🛀🔥

18: MC with gen z humor

Warnings: Cussing, some dark humor

Lucifer

He would be so annoyed at first.

Would be shook if you talked back to him.

Lucifer: MC...Mammon I swear if you two don't stop I'll-

MC: Bitch I hope the fuck you do, you'd be a damn ass son of a bitch if you tried

Lucifer: . . .

Mammon: . . . Yeah- what they said.

He is just in pure shock because of the amount of audacity one person can hold.

He is going to be so concerned about how many depressing jokes they make.

Super confused and definitely wonders if this is normal fo humans to find this kind of stuff funny.

Some comebacks he may find humorous, he just won't let you feel the power of seeing him amused.

Sometimes he has to power walk back to his room to hold back from laughing.

Mammon

He is also confused and freaked out with all the things they find funny.

He is terrified of them at first with all the things they laugh at, and he's like: did they just laugh when that child fell?

Though the thing that brings him closer to you is probably going to be the fact that not only are you brave enough to talk back to anybody, your talking back is also hilarious.

He'd turn into even more of a headache if your humor rubbed off on him.

Random demon: That's why you're broke, maybe if you learned how to save your mone-

Mammon:

MC: That's why yo mama dead, dead as hell, what money does she have huh? What money does she have in her casket? That's why yo granny ain't got no knees, she can't pray to jesus bitch.

Mammon bullying is not tolerated over here.

Oh you thought he was clingy? Well now you have the sin of greed clinging to your legs whenever he gets into trouble.

Leviathan

Yes yes yes

Someone that shares at least, close enough, his own humor.

Meme spamming, just randomly throughout the day you'll just spam eachother with memes.

Joke about each others mental illnesses together, perfect bonding time.

I can see you two yelling that yeet skrt song.

Levi:Yeet

MC:Yeet skrt

Levi:Yeet Yeet

MC:Skrt

Levi:Skrt skrt

MC:Roll up

Levi:Yeet

MC:Drop that

Levi:Yeet

MC:Skrt that

Levi:Pop that

MC:Aye Aye

Levi:Aye Aye

MC: You never loved me mom, but I needed you ~woah~

Satan

Definitely thinks you are a headache at first.

Would start to like you after seeing you talk back to Lucifer.

Would definitely invite you to prank Lucifer.

Your bonding time consists of roasting Lucifer or just random demons you dont like.

Satan: *calling Lucifer*

MC:

Lucifer: Yes?

Satan: *nods to MC*

MC: This is for Lucifer, you big fat, white nasty, smelling fat bitch

Why you took me off the motherfuking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass big fat bitch

And maluma body ass bitch.

Asmodeus

This is fine. This is fine. Did you just laugh after running into that door and getting a bloody nose?

Asmo....You just....Concern him.

But he will still hang around you because, bad bitch energy.

Will hype you up if you are arguing with a random demon again.

MC: You can't kill me, I'm a bad bitch.

Lucifer:

Asmo: Yes queen!

The jokes about trauma and darker, depressing stuff however, he is just kinda awkwardly laughing to play along because he doesn't know what to do.

Beelzebub

After every single bad or depressing joke you make about yourself, you will recieve a hug. You can't refuse.

Highly concerned about why you are laughing at such weird things...didn't you nearly fall down the stairs a second ago?

Will definitely watch over you like you are a child, to make sure you dont hurt yourself.

No offing yourself jokes tolerated in this facility.

MC: Y'know if I ate 480 bananas I wouldn't have to worry about doing my homework.

Beel: ..Why's that?

MC: I'd be dead.

Beel: Don't you do it.

And that's why the House of Lamentation ran out of bananas, and why Beel will no longer let you near them.

Belphegor

Just don't exsist too loudly, he has to get his hundreds of depression naps in.

Wouldn't mind you at first, unless he heard you laughing too loud.

10/10 Would drag you into some prank involving Lucifer as the victim.

Would probably joke about murder or mental illnesses with you.

But don't worry he wouldn't actually murder you. Or well, he wouldn't again.

MC: Hey Lucifer, what's red and bad for your teeth?

Lucifer: *sigh*

Lucifer: What?

MC: A brick.

Belphie: This is a threat.

Belphie will make sure you two leave Lucifer with an even worse headache than before.

Diavolo

This is okay, this is fine, this is normal, wait- was that supposed to be funny?

So confused.

Never knew humans could find such odd things so humorous.

Bad bitch? What's that? Definitely ended up asking Lucifer or Barbatos about it.

What in the chaotic energy is this.

Diavolo: And then they laughed...

Barbatos: MC laughed after having a breakdown about her grades?

Barbatos: That's not that bad.

Diavolo: I think I heard her say she wanted to kill herself...and then laughed again...

Barbatos:. . . Oh

Barbatos

Keep a straight face. Keep a straight face.

It's just some of the things you say make him internally die of laughter, not like you could tell.

He is slightly concerned when you start banging your head against the desk, or the wall, when you recieve your test grades back.

Solomon: You are so easy to piss off

MC: And you're so easy to make insecure, wait until I tell you about your big ass of a-

Barbatos:

Barbatos: *Internally wheezing*

On the outside he doesn't have much to any reaction to anything you say, but sometimes on the inside he is trying so hard to keep himself from laughing.

Solomon

He understands your humor...but sometimes its just... its...so random.

He's kinda just like wondering if he should get you to a therapist when you go back.

Asmo: And then he told me that pink just didn't fit me. Can you believe that!?

Solomon: Well-

MC: The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.

How have you not died? Just how.

With how much he see's you going off on people its just a wonder.

Simeon

This isn't funny MC-

Making fun of yourself is not okay.

Super confused on how you find literally any of this funny.

MC, you can do better, go read the bible, your humor needs it.

MC: look at this bitch. So gross. How do you live with yourself. Your life is a mess. Go see a therapist. You need some antidepressants or something!?

Simeon: Um..MC...That's your reflection.

MC: Chile anyways-

Hey, hey, hey no offing yourself jokes MC, this isn't funny, this isn't okay, no. No. No. Stop it.

Probably contemplates taking you to church at least five times a day.

Luke

Why're you laughing.

Please stop. This isn't funny MC.

Never watches horror movies with you. Ever.

MC this isn't supposed to be funny- why're you laughing after someone told you to burn in hell?

So concerned, scared, and confused.

Luke: MC- this isn't supposed to be funny?

Luke: Why are we watching this?

MC: Did you- *wheeze* Did you see the way that bitch just tripped while trying to run away?

No more horror movies, and no more unsolved murder documentaries for you MC.

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MC: Since there are no legitimate, physical pictures of Shakespeare...there is no 100% positive evidence that he wasn't a cat boy. Especially with the rise of cat paintings during the time he was alive.

Levi: . . .

Satan: I wish we never met

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Mammon: I may be dumb but look what I pulled,

Asmo:

Satan:

Levi:

Mc: Me?

Mammon: A door that says push

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25 please cause that sounds so funny

25 sfw: Slap their butts and run

Warnings: slight cursing

Lucifer

You better run.

Honestly I wouldn't blame you for slapping his ass, I mean look at that ass.

This mans wrath was what birthed Satan, you better be able to run fast.

You will probably only be able to catch him if he is patrolling the halls or talking to Diavolo, maybe if he is lecturing Mammon for getting into trouble again.

The moment you run past him and slap his butt, you better pick up some speed because if he isn't busy glaring into your soul, he will chase you down the hallways.

After thousands of years of chasing Mammon down the halls nearly everyday, he has become pretty good at hunting people down, so pray to Diavolo that you aren't caught.

You'd be lucky if he didnt hang you upside down on the ceiling like he does to Mammon.

Once he catches you, you'll probably recieve the rage of the first born and then a long lecture on boundries.

Mammon

Slapping Mammons butt honestly wouldn't be too difficult of a task.

With how much he blabbed about how "Of course you'd want to hang around THE great Mammon." And gloats about himself, getting the chance the smack that butt and run is pretty easy.

Now the running away part, you may be lucky to get a head start.

Mammon would kind of just stand there for a moment trying to register what just happened.

But that only lasts a moment, the next second he is a blushing mess chasing you around the House of Lamentation.

If he does end up catching you, which he probably will he will, he will probably land a revenge smack on your butt.

Leviathan

Okay, but this man is always sitting in his room.

Just getting the chance to see him standing would be a miracle.

The best time to catch him is possibly when he is getting snacks to stash back into his room.

When you run up to smack his butt his first reaction would probably be to freeze and process what you just did to him.

Completely shuts down for a minute.

Once he realizes, I dont even think you'd have to run, he'd kind of just stands there a blushing, stuttering, mess asking you why you'd do that to him.

Would not be able to make eye contact with you for a few days.

Satan

Do you...want to die?

As if you'd ever catch this man off gaurd.

Your best bet to be able to slap that tush is probably when he is in the library, or trying to find a book.

The moment you run over and slap his ass, run honey run, he'll be after you in a second.

If you aren't lucky enough to find someone to save you, he'll end up catching you within minutes and land a slap on your butt.

He'd probably turn it into some kind of game, and slap your butt whenever you're talking to someone in the halls.

Asmodeus

Would he even be phased?

Slapping his butt would be pretty easy, if just as long as it isn't in the R.A.D. halls or while he is doing his makeup.

10/10 chance he will moan as loud as he can if you try it.

The moment your hand lands on his butt, if he isn't busy moaning, he will probably smack yours back.

Would definitely make sexual remarks about it.

Beelzebub

I don't really think he'd notice that much...

Slapping his butt would be easy though, since he is always raiding the kitchen.

You wouldn't even have to run, you could just slap that ass, he'd kind of just stand there contuing with whatever he was doing, probably eating.

He may just turn to look at you for a moment to ask you what you are doing, you might get a little blush out of him if you are luck though.

If you did it while he was doing a kitchen raid, he would definitely ask you if you wanted to join his 'devouring the entire kitchen' session as if nothing happened.

Belphegor

Finding this man awake itself is like, a once in a lifetime moment.

Your best bet is either when he is asleep, or finding a new place to sleep.

He wouldn't really do anything if you slapped his butt, maybe get a bit irritated, but he would definitely find a way to get you back.

Would get you back when you least expect it, either when you walk past him while he is napping in one of his unusual napping places or while he walk past you when you are talking to someone.

Definitely wouldn't try being gentle when he got you back though.

Diavolo

I-

His reaction to being smacked in the butt...He'd either just stand there like ??? Or he'd try and get you back, thinking it's just another odd thing humans do for fun.

Would be so confused.

Diavolo: *watching MC run away*

Barbatos:

Diavolo: Is this how humans bond?

Barbatos: Sir I don't-

You'd be lucky to make it out alive if he asked Lucifer about it.

He'd just stand there super confused while watching Lucifer choke on his coffee.

Barbatos

I'd smack that ass

I don't exactly feel like he'd have much of a reaction though.

The moment you smack his butt and run he'd just stand there watching you run away.

Mc: *smacks ass*

Barbatos:

Barbatos: Yes MC?

Mc:..N-no

Probably internally laughing, he just wont show how much it amused him.

Simeon

In the name of our lord and savior Jesus Christ, no premarital touching is allowed.

Would be so easy to do, he would be completely clueless.

He'll probably see you running towards him and be like "Hi MC-" and just pause when he felt you smack his butt.

Would tell you why touching random people in 'that' way isn't okay.

Simeon says consent is sexy kids

I'd smack that angel ass too though

Solomon

Your best bet at finding this man is probably when he is with Asmo.

Completely clueless to your motives at first.

The moment you smack his ass though he'd just turn to look at you like ?huh?

He'd stand there like "You need something MC?"

Would probably give you a revenge slap on your ass later.

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MC with dark humor

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Random + Fluff Headcanons

Warnings: None, just fluff :)

This is my very first post on this account so I dont know how good it will be

Lucifer

Remember the Paws and Claws event? The reason he never lashed out or let his instincts get to him was because he saw everyone else around him as his pack. He had no desire to hurt his pack mates, including MC.

Wouldn't show it but if MC painted their nails the same color as his (red), it would definitely boost his pride and ego.

This man, this man right here, would definitely think its romantic to slow dance in the moonlight. Look at him, do I even have to explain?

If he noticed the MC likes praises he would start to give them more praises every now and then if they did something right, but would refuse to admit to doing so.

Mammon

Loves head pats and hair ruffling.

Would completely melt if you praised him or complemented him.

His hair is very soft and well kept, very, very fluffy and fun to run your hands through.

If he ever got into an argument with his human--I mean MC, he would show up in the middle of the night to apologize about getting upset.

Leviathan

Definitely listens to Cavetown, favorite album is probably the Lemon Boy one.

He'd go into complete shock if he found out MC liked reptiles

Levi: I'll summon Lotan!

Mc: *glaring* Do it I LIKE reptiles.

Levi.exe has shut down

Would completely fall for MC of they told him about any animes they watched or what kind of games they have played.

Can't tell the difference between close friends and having feelings for someone, poor lonely boy isnt used to being cared so much about which is probably why he always friend zones MC. The king of friend zoning.

Satan

Has most definitely gone to some kind of cat cafe before.

The type of person, or well demon, to feed and snuggle the stray cats he randomly finds in alley ways or on the streets.

Read. Books. With. Him. He has the best book recommendations ever, unless you got on his bad side, he may just slip you some suspicious spell book instead.

Prefers the books over the movies, could probably make an entire ten page essay on why the books are better than the movies.

Related to books, I see Satan as more of a Ravenclaw, maybe a Gryffindor.

Library or cafe dates are his favorite.

Asmodeus

His soul would leave his body if MC brought back some cheap makeup pallet from somewhere like Walmart, yes I'm talking about my fellow broke hoes, it's okay, I buy Walmart makeup sometimes too.

Would admire nearly any of MC's flaws, and come up with reasons to why they are beautiful, but of course not as beautiful as him, but close.

If he found out you were LGBTQ+ he would definitely buy you loads of necklaces, bracelets, flags, miniflags with the flag or flag colors.

Would always be there to hype you up and raise your self esteem.

Beelzebub

At first he would never share food with anyone, but once he gets close to MC he would invite them to all his kitchen raids.

Not allowed to go to the grocery store without supervision because he buys a lot of 'unnecessary' things, poor baby just wants some extra food is all.

Hoards food under his bed, no doubt about it.

The absolute best at restaurant recommendations.

Would get up at 2am to go out to eat if MC got hungry.

Invites the MC into Belphie and his snuggle and nap sessions.

Belphegor

He snuggles with pillows because their warmth reminds him of Lilith.

Whenever Beel gets in trouble for raiding the fridge he would be there to defend him and comfort him later.

Shares EVERYTHING with Beel

Isn't the type to verbally say sorry if he did something to hurt MC's feelings instead he uses actions, normally ends up just sneaking into MC's bed in the middle of the night for snuggles as a way to show he is sorry.

Has attachment issues, but doesn't show it nor tell anyone about it, probably because he denies that he has it.

I was listening to Cavetown while making this, I may or may not have lost focus a few times.

I may do an undateable version if anyone would like :)