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barbie movie should open with a chimp mauling like NOPE did

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smoked the weed that gives you gothic madness and now i'm on the fucking moors again wearing nothing but a flimsy shift 😑

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Seriously so haunting when an adult is proud of not liking vegetables

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ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail

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hey wanna be boy best friends *dies in your arms*

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do you think judas was allowed back into the polycule

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Guinea pigs be like wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek wheek and I'm like yessss say it

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“He spoke Enkidu’s name aloud As if explaining to the valley Why he was there, wishing his friend Could see the same horizon, share the same delight: My friend Enkidu Died. We hunted together. We killed Humbaba and the Bull of Heaven. We were always At each other’s side, encouraging when one was discouraged or afraid or didn’t Understand. He was this close to me. He held his hands together to describe The closeness. It seemed for a moment He could almost touch his friend, Could speak to him as if he were there; Enkidu. Enkidu. But suddenly the silence Was deeper than before In a place where they had never been Together. He sat down on the ground and wept: Enkidu. Enkidu.”

— Epic of Gilgamesh, Mason Interpretation

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it is 1601. i am a 13 year old girl living in london. me and my schooling friends ask our parents for a penny go to see william shakespeare’s newest tragedy hamlet. during intermission we meet in the center of the cockpit and talk fervently about how hamlet and horatio are in love and analyze the dialogue from pervious scenes and decide that they are endgame. when hamlet gets stabbed with the poison foil we start screaming. horatio grabs the cup to drink poison and a mix of shock and exhaustion (i have been standing for 4 and a half hours) hits me so hard that and i fucking die right there

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what was the name of that really awful hxh parody. i know this is really vague but does anyone know what i’m talking about

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you think your brooding sad boy antihero antagonist morally grey fuck of a character is like zuko but he isn’t zuko he can’t be zuko and he never will be zuko that much i can promise you

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This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)

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Oh God oh no… oh no please

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JSTOR is the most bizarre organization to have temporary tattoos available at their booth which means of course i had to put one on my body