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Hi again!

I will be writing a really very great story for my best friend, Mich, very soon. I’m really excited about it because it is going to incorporate elements of all of her favourite things (books, movies, music, etc) and it will also be oozing tons of Pisces energy. Unfortunately, I can’t post it yet because it is going to be very long as heck. So long, in fact that if you printed it, it would be longer than Anna Karenina (which is a very long and Russian book) but I just wanted to let all of my followers know because I am very excited about it. 

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Hi Everyone

Thank you for your patience. More fanfics coming soon!! I just need to finish up a few things at work ;)

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can u rite a ff about 'you' where peach actually doesn't die but pretends to be and then cums back and haunts joe and is there when he tries to kill beck but then something fuckin happens...

pEACH IS aLIve AND BEATS up the Meanie JOE AND THEN bEck and HER MAKEOUT IN rec Romm

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hello my friend doesn't have a tumblr but she rly luvs ur writing and she was wondering if u cud write her a fanfic where chucky, from chucky, and annabelle, from annabelle, meet in the movies watching toy story 4 and giv each other head then promptly murder everyone on the planet

Okay sounds good! Although I’m not too familiar with each of the franchises, I’ll give it a go!!

Chunky and Annabelle knew each other from work. But that was it. Work acquaintances that barely waved to each other in the morning. 

But when they find themselves as the only two in the theater for a midnight showing of “Toy Story 4″, they feel obligated to sit next to one another.

Quiet hellos to each other then the movie starts. Luckily enough, the two were avid movie talkers.

“Holy shit, did you just see how she stole Forky?!” Chunky said.

“I know! But she just wants a working music box so she can have her own kid!”

“I can help her out with her box, if you know what I mean.” He winked in the darkness.

“I don’t get it...”

“Box, like a girl’s box. You know, it’s slang for pussy.”

“Pussy...? Like a cat? I don’t think she likes the cat.”

“No you dumbass, like vagina. Haven’t you ever been taught sex ed.”

“Nope.”

“Oh...” he paused, “You wanna?”

STAY TUNED FOR PART TWO 

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yeet

yoot

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cud u pls maka famfic where giny weasley falls in luv with the basilisk but its lyk starcrossed lovers because o no, issa a hooman and a snake oof

Ginny was missing and there was no time to waste. The door in front of the Chamber was easy enough, Harry spoke immaculate parseltongue at this point and with a few quick words, the heavy door moved to be opened.

Harrry ran in as soon as he could, not bothering to admire the spacious, underground room around him. Straight ahead was a young girl with flaming red hair, standing there with her face tilted up.

“Ginnny!” He called out, but she ignored him. He ran faster, barely feeling his legs started to give out. He called her name again once he was closer but there was still no response.

Suddenly, a great, dark snake appeared and circled around the girl. 

“No!” The boy who lived cried out. But he was too late, the girl disappeared in the coils. Feeling defeated, he just stood there and watched, powerless against what he faced.

Harrrry watched as the snake-like monster began to move away from his pray. He stifled a sob as he saw the red hair peek through. But Ginnnny was still standing. And she was laughing!

Confused, Harrrrry started to run to her again. 

“Oh Hi Harrrrrry!” She said cheerfully, “I didn’t expect to see you here.”

“Ginnnnny? What’s going on?”

“Oh, how rude of me! Harrrrrry meet Jake, Jake meet Harrrrrrrry!” The snake nodded to the both of them.

“How... how are you not dead?”

“Oh, Jake would never hurt me. He’s my boyfriend.” Stunned, Harrrrrrrrry took a step back. Ginnnnnny continued, “yeah, we met through a friend actually. He’s made Hogwarts feel more like a home.” She snuggled into the beast.

Harrrrrrrrrry couldn’t take the shock and fainted.

STAY TUNED FOR PART TWO!

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cud pls u make a steamy fanfic where boromir from lotr and eddard stark fall in love and its confusing bc they're played by the same guy but honeslty if you were Sean Bean wudn't you love looking at urself while doing it?????

Oh geez, I’ll give it a shot.

Sean Bean stood in the room and faced his mirror.

“Brace yourself for the haters, my love.” He said.

“One does not simply understand our love,” The mirror responded. Suddenly, the two collided together in a passionate kiss, escaping the world around them.

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i would lyk if u made a star wars fanfic where 2 stormtroopers fall in luv but then die. thx luv ur work

I’ve never watched Star Wars and I’m not going to for this but I’ll give it a try. Thanks for the suggestion...........

It was a dark and stormy night up in space. Han Solo was just got frozen in that cement stuff and the ship was quiet with a shocked stillness. Although one bedroom in particular was louder than others. 

Still with their costumes on, two stormtroopers were going at it. They seemed unfased by the horrors that happened not even two hours earlier. When suddenly, Darth Vader himself stormed in.

“The hell is going on here?!” He shouted, “It’s a known rule that my soldiers keep it in their pants!”

Both troopers, froze, knowing that they’ve just unleashed hell. Without giving them a second to respond, Darth shot them both dead. 

The End.

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