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The Be More Chill Characters As Thing My Friends Have Said

Jeremy: “I always thought Magic Mike was a basketball player.”

Michael: *punches a random, abandoned McDonalds cup* “God, I’m so gay..”

The Squip: “Why am I such a snake?”

Christine: “If it’s any consultation…”

Rich: “I’m dyslexic, I swear when I speak!”

Jake: “My feet don’t feel like five hours.”

Jenna: “Guess the fuck up!”

Chloe: “I’m, like, lowkey slutty.”

Brooke: “Read to die this instantly.”

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Consider this

AU where the squip deactivation is so violent on Jeremy that he dies en route to the hospital. Everyone shows up to the funeral, they all sing one last version of more than survive. Curtains close on micheal crying over the grave

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How to get a girlfriend, according to musicals:

• Dear Evan Hansen: lie about being friends with her dead brother

• Be More Chill: swallow a supercomputer that controls your thoughts and behaviour

• Phantom of the Opera: teach her to sing and stalk her incessantly

• Avenue Q: accuse her of being racist, make her a mixtape and get her drunk on Long Island Iced Tea

• Heathers: criticise her for choosing popularity over friendship and beat the shit out of some random jocks

• Book of Mormon: baptise her

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Different names for musicals

Dear Evan Hansen: lies Hamilton: political screaming children Heathers: death by slushy Be More Chill: don’t take that chill pill Shrek: it’s not easy being green Newsies: newsboys slay the day Rent: broke and dying Book Of Mormon: offensive Wicked: it’s not easy being green 2 Waitress: pergenat?? Something Rotten: tap dancing eggs Come From Away: smol beans with accents Tuck Everlasting: whoops hamilton

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Looking for your classmates, but you run into the theatre kids:

Student: hey guys… have you seen Andre? Theatre kids: Dolokhov is fierce! Helene is a slut! Anatole is hot! Marya is old-school! Sonya is good, Natasha is young! And Andrey isn’t here! Student: o kaythanksbye

Another unwitting student: hey does anyone know where Michael is? Theatre kids: Michael who you don’t know, Michael flying solo, Michael’s in the bathroom by himself. Michael: MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE Student: oh, hey mike…

Another student: anyone here seen Brooklyn? She was headed this way last I saw. Theatre kids: hey, Manhattan the calvary’s comin’ Have no fear! (you know we’ve got your back from way back) Brooklyn’s here! (we’ll get your pay back and some payback) The rest of the student body: *flips all the tables*

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This was funnier in my head

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a new gay icon

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cracking open berlin wall with the boys

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Daß ißt ein ßkandal!

Source

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I think the biggest german discussion is when you meet someone from a different area in Germany and they call things differently and you are just like “nooooo that is not what it’s name is!!!” But the other person just won’t see your point because they think the same you think. Friendship can break over this folks.

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German Summer Gothic

The weather forecast says a heat wave is coming. It’s never been this hot before, you feel like taking off your entire skin. The Thermostat says it’s 23 °C. The basic rules of modesty do not apply anymore. You get as naked as you can possibly afford at all times. Can you wear a bikini top and boxer shorts to university? Your professor does. Flip Flop. Flip Flop. Flip Flop. You turn around to see if someone is following you. No one in sight. You walk a little faster. Flip Flop. Flip Flop. They’re almost here. You sit next to a stranger on the bus. Your thighs are touching. When you try to get up for your stop, you cannot move. The stranger is staring out of the window, but you can’t see their face in the reflection. Your upper legs have fused together and it will only be a matter of time before one of you consumes the other. It’s 36° and it’s getting heißer. Life doesn’t feel hard at all. It’s getting heißer and heißer. You try to turn off the radio, but as soon as you turn your back to it, it’s 36° again and it’s getting heißer. The Klimaanlage in the Deutsche Bahn is broken. It’s always been broken. You’ve heard people say there is a single car where it works, but it’s never the one you’re in. The doors of the Tram open and 50 hungry lungs breathe in in unison. You don’t hear anything but the rattling over the Weichen until the next stop. You didn’t know you could hold your breath this long. You come home to find all of your shoes have been replaced with Flip Flops. Even the Sandalen you put on your own feet this morning have transformed while you were out, it seems. Or did you put them on? You can’t remember. There’s no answers. You wake up to the sun shining in your face. It’s 4 am and your window is on the north side of the house. Mom asks you to mäh the Rasen. You are sure you did it yesterday, but you also feel your nostrils longing for the smell of frischgeschnittnem Gras. How long has it been since you’ve eaten anything? The Flutschfinger at the Kiosk is 4,50€ now.

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me: hi anti-sjw: grasping for straws i see

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Me speaking German to a German

Me: Um... hast du... der... ah, fuck.

German: It's okay, friend. Learning a second language is difficult, but with enough practice and time you'll acquire the vernacular and colloquialisms to communicate in a concordant matter vis-à-vis other Germans. I myself still struggle with the endeavor of mastering the English language, ergo, I hope I have articulated myself in a proper manner.

Me:

Me:

Me: Fahrrad.

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date a comrade who won’t stand for anti-Semitism whether it’s from the right or the left

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"how german sounds to other languages" videos: ha ha look at how aggressive german sounds when it's yelled at full volume by a furious bavarian