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so um i turned "doin your mom" by ray william johnson into shakespearean english... and uh

Doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

thee knoweth we straight with doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

thee knoweth we straight with doin thy mother

i'm doin thy mother. Aye, yours!

i first did see h'r in the wal-mart picking out thy draweth'rs.

big dolly parton hair liketh an 80s prom queen

but h'r rampallian wast looking valorous all up in those mother jeans.

i did approach h'r in the checkout line, and hath said yo baby wassup?

the lady hadst two gallons of milketh, and i wast staring at h'r jugs.

five minutes lat'r the lady did agree to receiveth with me

so we wenteth and rock'd the minivan, liketh giggity. Giggity. Giggity.

i wast riding thy mother liketh the lady wast mario kart.

i gaveth h'r a lift backeth to h'r crib causeth h'r car wouldn't starteth.

the lady did invite me in the house, and we did start making out again.

how many times i tapeth yond rampallian? ov'r 9000!

yeah. The lady hath called me holidam causeth i did knock the dusteth off t.

the lady lat'r madeth me a sandwich and the lady cutteth the crust off t.

causeth the lady knoweth how i liketh t, and yond i'm a dram young

to beest in the sleep chamber, butt-nak'd doin thy mother.

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

thee knoweth we straight with doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

thee knoweth we straight with doin thy mother

i liketh thy mama's big buttocks, and i cannot forswear.

thee oth'r broth'rs can't deny yond the lady's flyeth.

we maketh sexy timeth, aye and ev'ry night i tapeth yond.

the lady did see me butt-naked, anon the lady thinkest i'm half black.

but thy moms the most wondrous, the sup'r m. I. L. F.

causeth the lady loves to toss the salad coequal though the lady ain't a chef

and i censure t on the al-al-al-cohol

but if 't be true i w're thee, i wouldn't kisseth thy mother on the that from which we speak at all.

the lady likes the donkey-punch. The lady likes the filthy sanchez.

oft the lady coequal likes to blinking idiot 'round in thy sleep chamber.

the lady likes rough amorous rite with handcuffs and i'll beest honest

the lady likes me to chris brown h'r at which hour the lady acts liketh rihanna.

the lady's so th'rapeutic. At which hour i needeth to cureth mine own restlessness

i br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br mot'rboat thy moms breastestess.

i didn't wanna bid thee, but i hadst to writeth this song

causeth i'm in thy house ev'ry night doin thy mo-om.

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

thee knoweth we straight with doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

thee knoweth we straight with doin thy mother

i'm having amorous rite with thy moth'r

yond maketh me bett'r than thee.

i'm having amorous rite with thy moth'r

yond maketh me bett'r than thee.

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

thee knoweth we straight with doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

doin doin thy mother doin doin thy mother

thee knoweth we straight with doin thy mother

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having amorous rite with thy mother

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"Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom"

- Ray William Johnson, Musical Genius

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if i took a shot every time i had a pony in pt with this hair style

id probably die

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me when jupiter

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about me

pronouns ~ any idrc

interests ~ yfm, south park, kindergarten 2, invader zim, writing, art

dislikes ~ danny mullen.

DNI ~ basic dni criteria, TERF/SWERF, proship, map, zoos, DSMP fans

triggers (kinda more like discomforts) ~ bugs (specifically worms), mold

extra ~ i literally do not know my sexuality so don't ask :)

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