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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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sipping on drinks you can鈥檛 pronounce in bars you鈥檝e never heard of
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I don't remember making this.

... I don't remember a lot of '22.

And yet, there it is. Waiting.

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Listen to this mf
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A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss鈥檚 drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.

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Thank you @jabber99er and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!
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we had a fiight so she made me eat magnets and sleep on the fridge
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