r0zeclawz
THE MONSTER WHO BURNED THE STARS
/// ALICE ROZE /// IT/ITS /// 24 ★ Wizard samoyed official ★ Artist /// Vtuber /// Gamedev ★ Links on my pinned ///
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remember content warning? yeah that came out month ago. feel young yet?
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game dev embarassment as i try to figure out how the first area should look like and accidentally just draw the shape of texas
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youd think id be working on one of my really cool half finished drawings or on my video game but no. bad ass bad boy gif edit for an hour
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Heh heheh heh relatively short compared to my 176cm >:)
(goes to bully you but gives you a simply pat pat instead)
OH FUCK YES A PETS FOR ME!!!!!
see my secret trick is that its really hard to bully me about being short. i revel in being a tiny little puppy dog with the condensed power of a star in my core
#like you can TRY but its very hard at most i just go nuh uh!!!#and you need to be hot enough for it to succeed#asks
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*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.
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me and u both ouppy
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why am i the sleepiest dog in the world who needs an afternoon nap every day lately. release me from this wizards curse
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how unfortunate indeed...... i wish you luck in your surgery. but rest a sured i could always easily revert into "puppy forme" for ease of pettings and bullyings both
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Hmmm, alright you devilish djinn, I shall try once again.
Rozeclawz, right here in front of me I have exactly one (1) delicious steak. I possibly have more in the pockets of my pyjama pants.
If you can tell me exactly how tall you are, either in inches, feet, millimeters, centimeters, meters, kilometers or nautical miles, I shall offer you this steak, along with this SpongeBob-themed cutlery set to eat it with, free of charge.
Your choice. I await your next move.
OH YES FUCK YES A DELICIOUS TREAT FOR ME!!!! well then i suppose i could share with you my secret knowledge..... well you see i am currently 170 CM LONG and if instead i was in america then my height would be THIS MANY
you also get free beans image for your loyalty
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Hmmm, alright you devilish djinn, I shall try once again.
Rozeclawz, right here in front of me I have exactly one (1) delicious steak. I possibly have more in the pockets of my pyjama pants.
If you can tell me exactly how tall you are, either in inches, feet, millimeters, centimeters, meters, kilometers or nautical miles, I shall offer you this steak, along with this SpongeBob-themed cutlery set to eat it with, free of charge.
Your choice. I await your next move.
OH YES FUCK YES A DELICIOUS TREAT FOR ME!!!! well then i suppose i could share with you my secret knowledge..... well you see i am currently 170 CM LONG and if instead i was in america then my height would be THIS MANY
you also get free beans image for your loyalty
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