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Help me this is so difficult, i hate math why am I doing this

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listening to undertale soundtrack.. so good omg why have i not done this

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School?

The only schooling i know is the schooling effect.

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?????????? idk myself but a raven???

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The gacha gods graced me or something cus I've only played Cookierun Kingdom for about a month now and I have so many epics already and not to mention, I got Shadow Milk Cookie TWICE, same with Pure Vanilla Cookie and now I got his awakened form, like, what

I remember playing the game a few years ago and I deleted it cus I struggled so much to keep going aka the time before beast cookies and so on but now it's like "here, enjoy", a few super epics and legendaries combined with ancients, I'm not complaining tho, lmao

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I just had too >:33

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I got new flavourless toothpaste.

Now i can brush my teeth easier.

:D

ayyyyyyyy niceeee (i never knew they sold flavourless toothpaste.. thinking about it that makes sense)

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Ahab x starbuck real.

(Im mobypilled)

idk but i agree

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ishmael youre amazing seeing you in my askbox makes me so happy and youre genuinely so nice and i love you ok? you dont deserve to be hurt and its ok if you feel like you do. ill always be here for you <33

Its not self harm if i deserve it.

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hi chat im posting this here because my twitter people really liked it (also wanna know how this ancient app works)

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LOOK AT THESE FRUITY ASS MFS WHAT IS THIS PRIDE MONTH??? GET OUTTA HEREEE

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portrait study from a live model + feature practice

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I 🧡 DRAPERY

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theater panoptica

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theater panoptica

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au that has been haunting me for a week now where grian is an architecture lecturer with a wildly successful architectural firm (international awards, famous clients, huge government projects, minor celebrity status, the whole shebang) and a number of successful spinoff companies, at the same university that scar is a business/economics lecture with a string of moderately (emphasis on moderately) successful businesses and a deep personal interest in architecture (to the point he’s designed several of the buildings his companies are in).

and they have just the most unhinged rivalry.

like. they’re not in the same department. they’re not even in the same school. the buildings they work in are on opposite sides of campus. and yet, whenever there’s an architecture department party, scar will show up for the primary purpose of politely antagonising grian. same with economics department events - grian will be there, charming to everyone else, incredibly annoying to scar. they’ve been known to turn up at conferences the other is presenting at, or speaking events they’re doing, purely to heckle and ask annoyingly difficult-to-answer questions. scar tweets links to grian’s papers/books whenever he publishes, with pithy little 280-character critique. grian refuses to get twitter, but uses scar’s buildings as “what Not to do” examples in his lectures. scar attempted to get grian prosecuted for tax fraud due to some filing irregularities a few years back. grian attempted to get one of his buildings closed because he claimed it wasn’t up to code. every time it seems like they’ve hit the pinnacle of petty inconveniences, they manage to escalate somehow.

the punchline is, of course, that they’ve been married for ten years and just not told anyone.

this is discovered when pearl, one of grian’s close friends slash business associates, attends the university as a mature student (she’s a chartered architect, but needs a business masters for career reasons). some other student tells her all about the infamous grian-scar rivalry at some department mixer during fresher’s week, and she’s like, “his… infamous rivalry… with his husband???” in utter bewilderment.

and every student in earshot goes wild.

the entire university knows within 24 hours, because at this point their rivalry is that specific kind of university legend that’s a point of pride for the people who go there, regardless of what department you’re in. #scarian trends locally on twitter. the student newspaper runs a front page article on it. the vice-chancellor has to send out a university-wide email asking people to please not mob the architecture and economics departments, and especially not the specific corridors that prof. goodtimes and prof. xelqua have offices in. absolute chaos.

(grian and scar take an impromptu two-week holiday to some tropical beach somewhere until the hubbub dies down, and toast the end of the greatest practical joke ever played with a) very colourful cocktails, and b) equal parts sombre mourning and hysterical laughter. they are subject to an inquiry by hr when they return, because the university has policies about declaring relationships to other staff members - which they very much absolutely did not do - but they’re both in agreement that it was Worth It even so. otherwise, absolutely nothing changes; less than a month after the news broke, scar pans grian’s new architecture book on twitter, and grian responds by attempting for the third time to get scar’s latest building declared unsafe for habitation. love wins <3)

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PRIDE DUO IN CRK!!!