apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
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honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.
and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.
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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed
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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live
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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™
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god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy
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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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thinking heinous and villainous thoughts
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I've been mentally pronouncing it me-ett-tea. Jail for me. Jail for a hundred years.
Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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but consider: cat videos.
the internet shouldn't be used for anything except playing games with friends, illegal sharing of copyrighted material, and talking shit
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