🌈🌟"Alas. I have a bad personality and a stupefying deficit of attention."🌟🌈 🧚🏽♂️[Aro/HeHim]🧚🏽♂️ ♡pfp by @pluviatrix♡22, everyday closer to the age mitski bitched and complained about
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My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.
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When violent characters are gentle and tender & when gentle characters are violent and unhinged
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i'm bad with money and i have anger issues would you like to be eternal lovers
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Now who is up here evangalioning my deltarune??
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Types of brain fog:
Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it
U are a ghost and nothing is real
Mental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-up
The thing you want to articulate is *right there* but you're just scrabbling at it like a cat continually failing to catch the bird on the other side of the window
The Void
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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.
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who else up forming attachments to inanimate objects
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i love responding to everyone with ‘waugh’ or ‘hough’ theyre such versatile words. they can mean anything. i love to say ‘hrng’
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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im trying to watch this guy analyzing Nightreign relics and keep getting distracted because he has his parakeet on his shoulder in the webcam and it's the same color as his greenscreen
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Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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i hated putting the text on that last page like that, but i couldnt figure out how to express where and when he went. hes loose now.
volga survives hes fine btw, he just leaves
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Why Hawaii needs a break from tourism — perspective from local resident palanichang on tiktok
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