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rabioa · 2 days ago
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✟ I must learn proper control so that I never let my power lead me astray. ✟
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WHAKDKALGKQPGNQFKAMDLKFHAHDHAACCOMPANY TO MY QUARTERS???? HOW SCANDALOUS!!! HES SUCH A SCANDALOUS SCANDALOUS LITTLE EEL!! That smooth little talker >:( someone needs to shut him up 🤬 (I need to shut him up. With my lips. Maybe. As a treat if he's being nice.) How dare he take advantage of my only weakness as well!!! Fish. Damn him!!! Ofc i can't say no when it gets me a pretty seat near the colorful fishes. He's such a slimy bastard alfskkfwkrmrgg his tip is gonna have my number
Very random thought but Cater would 100% do rollerskating tricks to get more tips from customers and more laughs from you!!
There's this thing some birds will do where they cling onto the perch with only one claw or just their beak to pretend they're falling so onlookers will help them up and play with them. Cater is def the type to pretend he's beginning to fall and then stop, grinning at you. "Hey, sorry 'bout that! It's hard not to fall for a cutie like you!!" Hes winking and everything. He's just a parrot in human form. He's YOUR yapping parrot
waiter Cater card... waiter Cater wearing roller skates 👁👄👁
GOD I NEED HIM IN THOSE EARLY 2000s dinner bright fun outfits… rollerblades with the laces tied in a star or something…. Need him to cheerfully greet me as I walk him, bumping me lightly with his hip…
Need him to have my usual memorised and playfully slide next to me on the seat… helping himself to my fries…. UGRHEKSKSMSMSMSKS I NEED HIM ALL FLIRTY AND CUTE FOR THE DINER BUT SOLEMN AND MOODY DURING HIS BREAKS LIKE DO YOU GET ME ON THIS I WANT THE GAP MOE BUT THE GAP MOE IS DEPRESSION LIKE WKWMSMSMSMSNSJS SH
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rabioa · 3 days ago
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He def smacks gum while working. Also!!! If you're a fellow waiter and you got someone creepy at your table? Cater is on it, rolling on over and being charming as hell while also secretly throwing up. He might demand payment in return, such as a hang out (date. He wants a date.) or that you take a selfie with him!!
BUT!!! Imagine pulling up with a date one night. Hes rolling on over, and is not happy at all. Of course, you wouldn't be able to tell. No, instead he's chatting you up, making it very clear to your date that the both of you are already friends (besties even!!!) until your date feels like they're the ones third wheeling. He'll roll away to put your orders in and tend to his other tables, but whenever he sees the two of you getting a bit too close, he's rolling over for refills, or asking if you guys need anything.
If he gets really desperate, he's ordering your favorite dessert and placing it on your table with his iconic grin. If you explain that you didn't order this, then he just cheekily explains that its on the house since they accidentally made extra in the back, and since you're his best customer.
Safe to say, your date was not successful. That's not Cay Cay's fault though!!! He was just being a good waiter. Anyways, if your date was so mediocre that they couldn't even buy you dessert, and also felt threatened by sweet ol' him, then he doesn't deserve you!! You should be with someone who can take care of you. Someone who's confident too and can protect you from other people's advances. Someone like him <3
waiter Cater card... waiter Cater wearing roller skates 👁👄👁
GOD I NEED HIM IN THOSE EARLY 2000s dinner bright fun outfits… rollerblades with the laces tied in a star or something…. Need him to cheerfully greet me as I walk him, bumping me lightly with his hip…
Need him to have my usual memorised and playfully slide next to me on the seat… helping himself to my fries…. UGRHEKSKSMSMSMSKS I NEED HIM ALL FLIRTY AND CUTE FOR THE DINER BUT SOLEMN AND MOODY DURING HIS BREAKS LIKE DO YOU GET ME ON THIS I WANT THE GAP MOE BUT THE GAP MOE IS DEPRESSION LIKE WKWMSMSMSMSNSJS SH
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rabioa · 6 days ago
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Ok my tea and toast is ready. Took ibuprofen. Let's see how good this tastes
Omphf feel Itty bitty unwell today chat :(
Slept wrong last night so I can't turn my head left or it hurts, and now I feel a Lil sick
Let's hope some tea and avocado toast helps 💪💪
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rabioa · 6 days ago
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Hhhh made my avocado toast (with cream cheese!! Yay!) but forgot to set water to boil for tea so I'll hunt some ibuprofen in the meanwhile :<
At least I'm surviving. I might take a nice warm bath idk yet
Omphf feel Itty bitty unwell today chat :(
Slept wrong last night so I can't turn my head left or it hurts, and now I feel a Lil sick
Let's hope some tea and avocado toast helps 💪💪
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rabioa · 6 days ago
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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
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rabioa · 6 days ago
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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year
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rabioa · 6 days ago
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I imagine great agony for Ceru if he's wearing sunscreen or lotion
Cerulean chews on Cater when they sleep side by side and Cater normally wakes up to red tooth marks on his shoulder and arms…
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rabioa · 6 days ago
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fuck u (crawling over to sit in your lap like a spoiled little thing)
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rabioa · 6 days ago
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with love. you have to fact check shit. yes you. you still have to fact check shit. a lot of people are great at fact checking stuff they don’t want to be true, but somehow are still absolute ass at fact checking stuff that’s rhetorically convenient to them. even people my age, who I KNOW grew up doing internet/bibliography literacy workshops, and being warned not to believe anything that isn’t reliably sourced, people who DO harp on fact checking conservative output or whatever, are still kneejerk sharing unsourced shit that is partially or wholly untrue or misleading, because it suits whatever narrative they’re pursuing in that moment, without even a “take this with a grain of salt”. fact check!!!!!! look at the sources!!!!! yes it’s a drag!!! do it!!!!!
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rabioa · 6 days ago
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We can tell what's one your mind, huh? 🤣🤣
dude waht pecs? pecs are the chest booby muscles.
Oh oops muscles in general!!!! Clearly I am very good at English AHAHAHAHHA
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rabioa · 6 days ago
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"why do you write?" because it’s the only way to silence the characters pacing around my brain like victorian ghosts with unresolved issues that prevent them from moving on.
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rabioa · 6 days ago
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Omphf feel Itty bitty unwell today chat :(
Slept wrong last night so I can't turn my head left or it hurts, and now I feel a Lil sick
Let's hope some tea and avocado toast helps 💪💪
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rabioa · 8 days ago
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being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that
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rabioa · 8 days ago
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I can't be the first to make this connection
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rabioa · 8 days ago
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rabioa · 9 days ago
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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat
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