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they're just like me
#i really liked fish hooks when i was younger. my fave was oscar for some reason 🤨#are there any other fish hooks likers in the chat?
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i don't think i should've had access to my phone when i was in the mental hospital. i was crazy
#idk how many days i was in there when i started having access to my phone#my mind was jumbled. that's all i'll say#my cousin gave me manga to read though :) i left them at the hospital though because i didn't remember who gave me them#so i assumed they belonged to the hospital
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Number 15 #️⃣1️⃣5️⃣: Burger king 🍔👑 foot lettuce👣🥬. The last thing you'd want 🙅🏽♀️ in your Burger King 🍔👑 burger 🍔 is someone's foot fungus 👣🍄. But as it turns out 😲, that might be what you get 🙀😱. A 4channer 4️⃣🦨 uploaded 🆙 a photo 📷 anonymously 🎭 to the site 🌐 showcasing his feet 👣😷 in a plastic bin 🗳️ of lettuce 🥬. With the statement 🗣️: "This is the lettuce 🥬 you 🫵🏽 eat 👄 at Burger King 🍔👑." Admittedly 🤔, he had shoes 👟 on. But ☝🏽 that's even worse ❌. The post 🪧went live 🆙 at 11:38 PM 🕦 on July 16 📆, and a mere 20 minutes ⏰ later, the Burger King 🍔👑 in question ❓ was alerted ⚠️ to the rogue employee 🤸🏽♀️. At least 🤔, I hope he's rogue 🙇🏽♀️. How did it happen? Well ⛲, the BK 🍔👑 employee 👷🏽♀️ hadn't removed ❌ the Exif data 👩🏽💻from the uploaded photo 🆙📷, which suggested 🤔 the culprit 🦨 was somewhere 👁️👁️ in Mayfield Heights, Ohio 🚜👩🏽🌾. This was at 11:47 🕦. Three minutes 3️⃣ later at 11:50 🕦, the Burger King 🍔👑 branch address 🏪 was posted 👩🏽💻 with wishes of happy unemployment 🤪👷🏽♀️❌. 5 minutes later 5️⃣, the news station 🆕 was contacted ��� by another 4channer 4️⃣🦨. And three minutes 3️⃣ later, at 11:58 🕦, a link 🔗 was posted 🆙: BK's 🍔👑 "Tell us about us" 🗣️ online forum 🌐. The foot photo 👣📷, otherwise known as exhibit A 🖼️, was attached 🖇️. Cleveland Scene Magazine 📰 contacted 📞 the BK 🍔👑 in question ❓ the next day ☀️. When questioned ❓, the breakfast shift manager 👷🏽♀️ said "Oh, I know who that is 🤷🏽♀️. He's getting fired 🔥." Mystery solved ✅, by 4chan 4️⃣🦨. Now we 👭🏽 can all go 🚶🏽♀️ back to eating 👄 our fast 🏃🏽♀️ food 🍔 in peace ☮️✌🏽.
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