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on a journey to get every one of my friends to get obsessed with homestuck , I want them to suffer in agony and YOUTH ROLL

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One time Jerma said he thought hatsune miku was 7-8 feet tall and now that's all I can think about.

Imagine giant animatronic miku. Made large so she can be seen on stage. She is tended to by her many stagehands. Huzzah.

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microwave dinner🍴

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the woman sings now out of love for herself

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you know its a good relationship when you say the same 2 celebrities when asked which celebrity you'd fuck with a free pass

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everyone has that one friend from 2020 that they hate with a passion now

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"doodle before bed" and its a fully colored digital masterpiece fully rendered with a full background and decoration

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who am i if not a guy who wears the same stupid little necklace. All the time.

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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse rots

[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

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*scoffs* can't keep the ladies off me

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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*

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shhhhh guys be quiet we need to be quiet or else the bears will hear us. as long as we all keep quiet (everyone liking this post) we will be fine just don't do anything to alert the bears okay?

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meow meow!!!!!! *swipes at u *baps ur head MEOW!!!!! MEOW!!!!!!!! *pushes cup off desk

MEOW!!!!!! MROWW!!!!!!

*scratches couch MEOW!!!!!!!!!

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studying for my aps

(figuring out my gender) (again)