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just saw sinners and i can safely say that michael b jordan looked so slutty in his bloody tank top emptying entire gun clips into kkk members. immediate 10/10

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'IF ITS TRUE' FROM HADESTOWN

📷: @bikinibottomdayz

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I’m so miserable and I hate my life xoxo

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i have lots of sexual fantasies such as getting through a day without a headache

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actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

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i need the whole scene where ariel teaches eric her name using the stars tattooed on my brain. like i need it on a constant loop forever bc oh my god it’s the best scene ever.

the whole kiss the girl/lagoon scene is a masterpiece in of itself that i can watch a million times without ever getting tired of bc these nerds are so in love with each other the entire time and the tension is unreal

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one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

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My friend's kid gave me pinkeye and I have been on a particularly fuckt up sleep schedule about it and dreamed an entire Italian Opera on the themes of heaven and hell and the power of love and recognition of the self in other and the tragedy of loving the idea of something rather than the thing itself and the dream ended with the phrase "-And then it was banned EVERYWHERE."

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the hunger games era is coming back in full force

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Pre reading ballad of songbirds and snakes: wow President Snow really has it out for this teenager

Post reading ballad of songbirds and snakes: lmao Katniss is legit the sum of everything Snow hates, fucking suck it Coriolanus

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Instead of making dinner, I made a Quag

The snow was wayyy too good for packing and carving to go inside after shoveling

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My Favorite Parts from Rosaline 2022

Romeo is a himbo?

Minnie Driver is in it!

Bradley Whitford!

The nurse kicking out the violinist. "Hey! I was listening to that"

Anachronisms that don't feel out of place and are actually funny

Paris! YAHHSSS

"Why don't you and your, uh, boy band meet us there?"

Romeo's "engraving" skills

Tybalt isn't a scary tough guy but a sniveling jerk?

Steve the Courier!

"why haven't I heard from him?" "Well, there is a lot of plague going around." "You think he has plague?" "He did look a bit boily. But it's probably just hormones."

"I'm a bloody registered nurse!" "I thought that was your name." "My name is Janet!"

The entire end-credits scene. "I'm lactose intolerant"

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Romeo and Juliet surviving, running away together and realizing a few hours in that they have nothing to talk about is absolutely what shakespeare would have wanted

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Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair

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my favorite cheshire cat