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me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject

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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

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Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

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there should be a job called puzzle solver where you solve puzzles and get paid a living wage . i would be so good at it.

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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trying to teach a princess about revolutions and she excitedly asks me what her role in it will be and i have to look away sadly

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#think postive

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*thinking so hard about my oc*

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terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”

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even our ancestors sang Popipo

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this is what happens to you when you listen to folk punk

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i dont give a FUCK any more man this has gone TOO far i'm deleting ALL the exclamation points from my work emails. that's right. i hope you have a good weekend. and no more than that

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youre never alone. bacteria

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this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

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it's your turn