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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.
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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 馃檮
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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever
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it's important to have a group of ppl that you can just sit and think about The Character with
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Suddenly remembered that one time I was coming home from the Ren Faire dressed as OOT Zelda, and we stopped off to eat at iHop, and there was a dad with two little girls there. And mentally i was like 'hohoho perhaps the girls will be excited to see A Princess, as I would have at that age' but what happened instead was the dad saw me and his eyes went REALLY wide and he gasped and said "PRINCESS ZELDA??????"
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Periodic reminder that you should never trust a chiropractor with your body under any circumstances
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To my great dismay I unfortunately really really like Nintendo games and so deeply deeply hate Nintendo
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I really feel like there's a parallel between
people uncomfortable with fatness saying "overweight" as a euphemism, which avoids just saying "fat" by instead implying there is a "correct" weight which someone is deviating from, which is itself anti-fat
people uncomfortable with transness using [sexgender + body] phrasing as a euphemism (e.g. "male bodies" instead of "penis" or "female bodies" instead of "breasts" or whatever), which avoids just naming body parts by instead implying there is a "correct" assemblage of traits which someone is deviating from, which is itself anti-trans
the euphemism is for the benefit of the speaker, because they are uncomfortable with someone's body. they portray it as politeness, but it's extremely rude.
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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they
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People really love making so many excuses as to why they refuse to use the correct pronouns of a canonical enby it seems
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Happy Birthday to this cute monkey family!
Here's to 24 years of these rolling simians!
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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
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i was supposed to be asleep an hour ago but couldn't fall asleep so i gave into my ravenous urges (making art) and had to get this out of my system. i'm going 2 bed now gn
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phenomenon ive only ever seen on tumblr that i think we should start killing people over actually
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this was in reference to one of those dogshit "both sides are bad so voting isn't worth it" posts but like. this is such a sentence. what are we doing. do you hear yourself
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