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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
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i hate when people are like "dont waste your energy being a hater" because its really no trouble at all, if anything i gain energy.
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5'4"? they still make people that small??
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They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket
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(perverse, predatory, manipulative voice) Hello
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burger restaurant worker: hello welcome to the burger restaurant
a burger eater: i would like to order a burger
burger restaurant worker: here is a burger
a burger eater: yay *eats burger*
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The weird intersection between fatphobia, sexual puritanism and fake progressiveness that breeds the idea that a skinny person attracted to fat people is a "chubby chaser" or a "fat fetishist" and not just like. Someone who has the hots for fat people. The idea that only another fat person could be attracted to fat people, otherwise it's sinister. Secretly you think any skinny person who'd want to fuck a fat person is debasing and devaluing ourselves, but you've pivoted into pretending you worry about a fat person's dignity.
#i had never heard the term chubby chaser until my (very skinny) coworker used it to describe her boyfriend#when i asked her what it was she said “yknow someone whos only into fat people”#and when i pointed out that she is extremely not fat she said “well i used to be fat before i met him so it counts”#???? what are allo people talking about.
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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes
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did you go to prom?
#covid days 😔#but i prob wasn't going to go anyway bc i hate parties#plus no one liked me in high school so nobody would ask me to go
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Woe upon thee! You’ve heard about the onceler, but what about the Twiceler? The Thriceler, even? Quadsler! Quintsler! And the legendary, never caught on camera Sexler
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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"
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rb spam a bit early but devil town’s fourth birthday is next week so 👍 that’s the occasion. Feel Old Yet?
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