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home sick watching dbd this is my current character assessment

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edwin being catnip for a bunch of gayass supernatural entities is fucking hilarious. his victorian sensibilities and autistic mannerisms have bewitched them.

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nightmare blunt rotation

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Niko would do numbers on tumblr

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Men will literally sacrifice their gay crush in a satanic ritual instead of going to the sanatorium

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I’m obsessed with their outfits

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Dream is the perfect male character bc he’s clearly dying from consumption at all times, he cries when someone calls him a friend, he commits acts of hubris he will not survive, his only friends are his bird and his big sister, his biggest opponents are his siblings who hate him for no reason and an insane gay serial killer HE created

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The Sandman fandom is fucking hilarious to me bc everyone is like "i wanna put him in a box and study him" or "i wanna put him into Situations :3" and then they DID actually do that in the show like right at the beginning and half of the fanfiction is getting that guy OUT of the Situation.

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"My Lord, you are coming back, aren't you?"

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characters in dead boy detectives really see Edwin and go "is anyone gonna fuck this little boy with a bowtie" and not wait for an answer

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I think the funniest thing I've seen in Dead Boy Detectives for now is the gruesome, horrible, disgusting spell on the crow that produces... A twink

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If I was a ghost and my best ghost friend who I've been in love with for 30 years rescued me from hell and held me by the shoulders and said he wasn't in love with me at this very second but that we had forever to figure out our feelings for each other I think I'd simply pass away again

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Y’all know that one Reddit post where the guy writing it is like “I’m not homophobic but when my gay roommate brings guys back I get upset and I don’t know why. Update: I’m not homophobic I’m just bisexual and was jealous” ?

Because I’m putting that down as the funniest possible outcome with Charles Edwin and Monty.

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shes a lesbian hes gay and their 33 year marriage will change your perception of love

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gay people meeting up for brunch

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Hot American butcher lady save me.

Save me hot american butcher lady.

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Look, I am a fair and consensual cat king.