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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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I love these mice so much
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Puffins. Filmed in the Shetland Islands, Scotland. From Sea in Motion - The Unknown North Sea (2023).
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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I'm on tumblr so rarely now that i'm not in tune with the goings on anymore, however, someone messaged me to recruit me to the illuminati so i can tell that it hasn't lost it's charm.
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Sorry, I just love seeing these posts one after the other. "Let's earn mamas love and trust over time" vs "Let's get gummed viciously by my wrathful mama"
yeah….
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Dynamic, sleek, and even sexy is how a panel of typographic and marketing experts described the 15 new replacement letters they unveiled Monday in an effort to reinvigorate interest in the faltering English alphabet.
“Forget everything you thought you knew about reading and writing,” announced David Greenberg, 34, lead designer of the exciting ABC makeover. “These new letters are hip, fresh, and sure to forever change the way English speakers everywhere form their words.”
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buddy I'm deficient in vitamins they haven't even discovered yet
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So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.
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how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions
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rb to affectionately throw a crumpled ball of paper at a mutual
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Genuinely baffling how most people are willing to take actions to help nature, just..not the right ones
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