rage-the-symbiote

[rage-the-symbiote]

BUT THEIR SO, SO WRONG!!

Jurassic World Rebirth begins with a monolog talking about how all the dinosaurs just died again despite not doing anything in the last movie, then cuts to a seen of an apatosaurus tangled in power cables gasping for air unable to breath on a road with all the cars and people just honking and humbling about how they hate dinosaurs and then cuts to a scene in a museum taking down all it's dinosaur stuff because people don't care about dinosaurs anymore.

This is because when Jurassic World said "people don't care about normal dinosaurs anymore" that was the the WRITERS talking and they were being COMPLETELY GENIUNE ABOUT THEIR ACTUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT DINOSAURS BECAUSE JURASSIC WORLD IS AN INSULT

*angry klyntar noises* WHAT!?

[rage-the-symbiote]

*tagging out so zuchin can use the big guns*

*just doing super-villain shit*

*an intercontinental atomic missile is headed right towards you*

JUST DIE ALREADY

[rage-the-symbiote]

*sonic cannon*

*just doing super-villain shit*

*an intercontinental atomic missile is headed right towards you*

JUST DIE ALREADY

[rage-the-symbiote]

*sudden tendril slam*

*just doing super-villain shit*

*an intercontinental atomic missile is headed right towards you*

JUST DIE ALREADY

[rage-the-symbiote]

Please...they were already going to.

*just doing super-villain shit*

*an intercontinental atomic missile is headed right towards you*

JUST DIE ALREADY

[rage-the-symbiote]

Awww but fighting you is so fun...

*just doing super-villain shit*

*an intercontinental atomic missile is headed right towards you*

JUST DIE ALREADY

[rage-the-symbiote]

NOT A DAMN CLUE!!

*just doing super-villain shit*

*an intercontinental atomic missile is headed right towards you*

JUST DIE ALREADY

[rage-the-symbiote]

*crawling out of the crater, revealing all the stolen tech* hehehehehe...

*just doing super-villain shit*

*an intercontinental atomic missile is headed right towards you*

JUST DIE ALREADY

[rage-the-symbiote]

*jumping over it, before sending it into orbit* ALEY OOP!

*just doing super-villain shit*

*an intercontinental atomic missile is headed right towards you*

JUST DIE ALREADY

[rage-the-symbiote]

*finally got the suit on* hehehehehe I look ridiculous.

Haiii

Helloo!

[rage-the-symbiote]

We are....so confused by this tiny devil machine...

@a-book-of-creatures @fuzzy-oooze @the-faramir @serious-tabaxi @jhomikle @cutebendy

Passing the phone tag game

Rules:

Tag your moots and other random ppl and if any comply they have to reblog with a scenario and tag others

Passing the phone who believes we should respect the fact that marvel gave us a strong independent Aro/ace female character

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[rage-the-symbiote]

No.

Alright look..i...I gotta show you something...don't...judge me ok?

Uhhh, OK. As long as it's not one of those unsolicited pictures I hear about....

[rage-the-symbiote]

*using the bits to ruffle her fur before calling them back*

Alright look..i...I gotta show you something...don't...judge me ok?

Uhhh, OK. As long as it's not one of those unsolicited pictures I hear about....

[rage-the-symbiote]

W-WHAT NO!?...*sigh...* TAG!

TAG! *immediately taking control*

Alright look..i...I gotta show you something...don't...judge me ok?

Uhhh, OK. As long as it's not one of those unsolicited pictures I hear about....

[rage-the-symbiote]

Not us...*revealing half the hosts face* HIM....

H-hi...

Nnn...we'd rather study your innards...direct, and swift...to be picked apart...*covering it back up*

Well Well...it seems the bat has finally consumed the man...hehehehehe...just like our obsession with our host consumed us...we're both monsters, bat, so...whaddya say...care to hear the madness of beyond the stars?

@rage-the-symbiote

I am not consumed, I am just as much of a man as any of the variants of me on here are.

You're a symbiote and you completely took over your host didn't you, why are you introduced in me?

[rage-the-symbiote]

Oh we don't mean mentally, for that we prefer you see a therapist...we mean a more..surgical, careful approach...as for affection...we do indeed want our host to adore us...and he thinks you're adorable...ngh...what a sicking word...

Well Well...it seems the bat has finally consumed the man...hehehehehe...just like our obsession with our host consumed us...we're both monsters, bat, so...whaddya say...care to hear the madness of beyond the stars?

@rage-the-symbiote

I am not consumed, I am just as much of a man as any of the variants of me on here are.

You're a symbiote and you completely took over your host didn't you, why are you introduced in me?

[rage-the-symbiote]

Because you facinate us...you...you seem far more alien to any pathetic earthlings, dare we say rather adorable...point Is we can't help but wanna pick you apart over and over...simply for the sake of knowing what you are...as for your question...no...no he's too perfect for that...we care more about making him return our affection..to be whole...you know how addictive that can be...don't you?

Well Well...it seems the bat has finally consumed the man...hehehehehe...just like our obsession with our host consumed us...we're both monsters, bat, so...whaddya say...care to hear the madness of beyond the stars?

@rage-the-symbiote

I am not consumed, I am just as much of a man as any of the variants of me on here are.

You're a symbiote and you completely took over your host didn't you, why are you introduced in me?