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john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
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Doggos are the best
I love dogs
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i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.
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The amount of times I make this exact face a day tho lol

I'm not sure if there are any expressions that I DON'T share with Five tbh.
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fat/chubby girls look good in any shape no matter if they have curves or not!!!!
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i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
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@as-the-stars-foretold
a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL
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i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.
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new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police
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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
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Mary and Kitty Bennet alone at home after their sisters get married.
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