ragingcashier
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I'm a cashier at KFC somewhere in the Europe, and all this will be about random and stupid things my customers do or say. Or both. SO YEAH ENJOY
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Hur.
Obvious pedophile approaching register. Notices a super small dot on my female manager's ass. Comments about it. Checks out a girl that ordered food before him. Gets his order>starts dancing in front of cash register. Keeps dancing for five minutes. >mfw. Finally leaves. Sits next to my general manager on lobby and stares at his excel tables he was filling on his laptop. >hfw Sits there and annoys him for at least thirty minutes. Our face when. What just happened?
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>me: hello, how may i serve you?
>guy: uhmm *wanders around like a dumbass* saaaaay...you don't have male shirts here right?
>me: *turns around to look at the SEA OF CHICKEN* *looks at giant menu board with tons of CHICKEN ON IT*
>me after an awkward minute of silence: no, we don't.
>guy makes a "WHY THE FUQ U GUYS DUN HAEV SHIRTS WTF* and goes away
HELLO, CAN I PLEASE GET REGULAR MALE SHIRT WITH EXTRA CHEESE. OH AND BARBECUE SAUCE. THANK YOU
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Who is I? WAT IS DIS?
How2Tumblr.
Anyway, this is my first post, the journey of awk situations and hilarious moments begins.
So let's get started with some descriptions of me and my work place.
As said, I work at cashier position in KFC.
Restaurant is set up in a local huge store/market/whatever you want to call it. Something like walmart I guess? But anyway, surroundings are filled with people, and there's a lot of traffic so SOME people tend to wander in and just look around like we're some sort of chicken museum, ask a stupid question and then leave.SO THIS IS WHERE MY PART STARTS.
Maybe not just yet, huehuehuee.
I've been working here for a quite while and honestly my nerves are kinda itchy, so often I feel like, if you ever watched, Ally McBeal in the series when she looks at someone and in her mind she does something like dis:
Yeah well this is me most of the times, (and, I guess a lot of you on cashier positions).
SO YEP. LETSH GET SHTARTED, SHALL WHEE?
Few months ago, friday. Casual morning, no crowd, just chillin' thrillin'. Woman walks by with a weird package. As she comes closer I see its A FISH. PACKED UP FISH. LIKE, FISH FISH, TAKE-FROM-WATER-PACK-IT-UP-FISH.
>me: hi, how are you, can i take your order?
>her: hi. I was actually wondering if you could fry this fish in your fryers. You know I'm going to hospital to give this to nurses that helped me out a lot and I have no time to go home and fry it myself. So could you please?
>me: (wat.jpg) ummm.. *looks at coworker* *looks at manager* *looks at display with fried chicken meat* uhhh. no, sorry.
>her: but why
>me: uh. cause...we fry our meat in those fryers and it would like, maybe, smell like, you know, fish? after frying?
>her: *mumbles* *walks away*
>me: wat.avi
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THE IDEA
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