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This Woman Stopped A Planned Parenthood Protest By Chanting “Yeast Infection”

Meet Mary Numair, a 29-year-old copywriter from Portland, Oregon. She describes herself as a “generally kind person” and likes cats.

Over the last few weeks, Mary had seen a woman holding a sign that read “abortion kills children” outside the Planned Parenthood building near her office.

Mary said she is a supporter of Planned Parenthood – the non-profit organisation that provides reproductive health and family-planning support in the U.S. and internationally – because it had helped her personally in the past. When she was 20years old, the clinic treated her for UTIs and yeast infections. They also provided her with her first birth-control pills.

“Planned Parenthood is vital resource for so many people,” she told BuzzFeed News.“We have to look beyond the pro-life/pro-choice debate and recognize this organization is out there providing some of the most important care to our sensitive medical needs.”

After several failed attempts at approaching the protesters outside her local clinic to discuss their complaints and reason with them, she decided to try a different approach.

Yesterday, Mary approached the anti-Planned Parenthood protesters while chanting “yeast infection” and holding [a sign].

“The protesters kept moving their children away from my yeasty cries, so I kept moving closer,” she joked.

“Initially they had spread down the sidewalks on both sides of the street, but after some yelling and high kicks on my part, they huddled together,” she said.

“They glared at my princess wave and cheerleader enthusiasm, and they began a prayer circle. This is when I really shined. I have never made my voice louder.”

After a short while, Mary’s chant ended up driving the protesters away. She said they grew tired of her shouts and eventually left, shaking their heads.

“One woman turned around during their prayer to shake her head at me, to which I responded: ‘OMG do you have a yeast infection? I know who can help you!’ She covered her kid’s ears,” she said.

Mary said although one man drove past and called her a “whore” from his car, many others were “really supportive”.

Does Mary have any plans for other similar protests? “Fuck. Yes. I. Do,” she replied. (source)

I can’t even tell you how happy this makes me. Thank you @buzzfeed lol. We definitely need to do this EVERYWHERE bc it’s time to make those shithead anti-choicers uncomfortable hahah

What do you think @prochoice-or-gtfo, @prochoiceamerica, @prochoicecanadian, @proudly-pro-choice, @prochoiceisprogress, @prochoiceisprolife, @oh-snap-pro-choice, @plannedparenthood, & @prochoicehumor?

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Part 1 of a comic inspired by a story prompt about the monster under the bed actually protecting the child

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Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

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how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

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“Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.”

— Henry Rollins

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maybe the weirdest Transformer Anatomy thing to me is that they just like. dont breathe. they literally cant do it like the line in tfa where bee is like "whats breathing" fucks me up every time bc like you guys ARENT constantly pushing air in and out of your body in order to live? what a free life that must be

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A man is laying in the hospital with an oxygen mask on. The man says "Nurse are my testicles black?" The nurse held his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, checking over them thoroughly, "No they're not black" she says. The man takes off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says "Thanks for that, it was lovely. Now listen very very carefully. Are-my-test-results-back?" -badjokesbyjeff

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That's freaking hilarious

i bought TFA Season 3 for like 10 bucks and felt like doing a really gay Bumblebee/ bLitzwing thing

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Scotts: Hold my haggis

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@calico-lola18

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their bodies can’t take more sweetness

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things that dogs do that I really love with my whole heart:

when they lay down with their legs pointed backwards (which I’m told is called splooting)

when they sit next to you and look up at you and lean their whole body against you

when they make lil yipping noises in their sleep

when they fetch and are very bad at it but try anyway

when they ahdgsjshdhsjsjddhhd oh my GOD when they lay their precious heads on a pillow or blanket like humans, I swear to god that’s the cutest shit ever

when they AHHHDGSGSHDH when you’re petting them and you stop and they reach up with their paw to keep you there

when they wiggle their butts super enthusiastically because they’re excited

when they get a new toy and they’re so proud of it so they carry it around everywhere and show it to everyone in the house multiple times so you can tell them how amazing it is

when they snuggle up with you and rest their head on your legs or stomach

when they exist

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@calico-lola18

“The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit.”

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