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yesterday i sat in the park with the bestie drawing random artfight characters, which is all fun and games (and i will be doing this again next year) until you have to photograph nine separate drawings, edit those nine photos so they don't look like crap, make nine thumbnails, get the file size wrong and edit nine images again, mess up rating the first three and have to redo them, and then sit twiddling your thumbs while you wait for nine people to see and comment on them
#rangnar rambles#it took an HOUR just to upload them 馃槶#the drawing was fun. twas the spirit of artfight flowing through me. alas nothing irks me more than getting a traditional image digital#its occuring to me now that we own a scanner but what. you want me to scan NINE images?? ludicrous. /j#i should be able to look at an image and think 'be on my computer' and then it should be on my computer in the perfect lighting and#resolution as a png#i simply dont think this is too much to ask from modern science and evolution
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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. 鈽濓笍 WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them
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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn
#i read this in klimts voice#welcome to the artefact room michael it is time for you to become the diva you were always meant to be
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i need everyone to get into the unicorne files right nyeow because i have just conceptualised the stupidest series of events that i fear i will now be forced to write
#rangnar rambles#what if i make all the secrets come out as a result of a botched body-swap#which is in turn a response to michael turning the ceo into a dog by accident. what then...#is it funny or is it 2am funny#uncertain. im gonna do it though#crystal clear image of the unicorne agents in a boardroom trying to decide if The Bulldog (ceos nickname. now a real bulldog) needs walkies#and if so. is it insulting to put him on a leash. is that how you get fired?#can we feed our ceo kibble...?#should he be in here while we discuss this 馃槵? (he likes to feel included)#'sorry i turned your abusive dad into a dog before you could put him to trial' cake... now im just saying words
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never give up on the denial stage of grief. 95% of grievers give up right before it brings the person back
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I'm making [character] lived aus for bitches you didn't even know existed. Come hither Alexander, let's go kill your dad together 馃
#rangnar rambles#reread the first 2 again and. yeah no i think i understood the first time#thomas malone when i getttt youuuuu#michael shouldve punched that damn android#tangentially i now know 2 entire characteristics of my favourite guy so i can draw him smooching that other poorly described guy#yet again i push the boundaries of 'what is a fandom rare pair if the fandom is me and one mote of dust?'#if the one person who posted a unicorne files fic on ao3 finds this somehow.... youre gods strongest soldier. i will be there soon 馃馃馃#words that mean even less nothing to yall than usual: im putting michael and alexander in daycare together#theyre getting gold stars for not biting each other 馃#theyre playing nice and one day theyre going to kill that stupid robot 馃グ and maybe have some therapy idk#that doesnt seem like something unicorne cares about as a corporation#its mulrooney and his self help book collection and thats it. thats all theyve got#chantelle may or may not be ruining all his effort by endorsing murder. idk im not her boss 馃挃 i would never tell women what to do 馃様
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i did finish the unicorne files a couple of days ago but i fear i'm already rereading them and making notes again because SURELY i've misunderstood the takeaway
(MANY a spoiler in the tags)
#rangnar rambles#i can only conceieve of thomas being the villain all along based on the Everything#i cant even get my words together bc all of the books are blending into one (hence the reread) but huh... wuh...#the kicker is entirely how much thomas is in control of klimt#which admittedly i do not understand#but. you mean to tell me Thomas hired his son to look for him. knowing his body was in a glass cube the whole time. KNOWING where#his consciousness was.#the scale/mleptra thing saved michaels life sure. but it traps him under the control of unicorne for the rest of his life#the scale is like. excusable. EVERYTHING ELSE???#like idk i believe that thomas loves him. i dont believe that he concieves of michael as a person#i think he's selfish and saving michael is always about Thomas. not his kid he's 'never' going to see again who has a whole life after#this decision#he made a backup michael.... did he make a backup josie? a backup darcy? or does he only care about his little science experiment?#does he care that its not the same as Michael? does he even feel the difference after being stuck in an android for three years?#i dont neccessarily think that letting michael die was the correct option either fwiw#i do think that hiding that from your wife and child (the one who literally has the cancer) is the wrong one though#and perhaps hes already lost the emotional component by that point (being stuck in klimt)#but although doing deeply experimental science IS desperate. i dont think its loving. i dont think its the father im led to believe thomas#was. if thats anything at all#idk i hated arthur/harlan enough when there was a Hint of abandonment what about I Constructed The Circumstances To Endenture My Son Into#The Service Of A Shadow Organisation And All I Got Was This Stupid Hat was going to make me happy lmaooo#Actually no i know exactly what about it pisses me off its that klimt dies before michael has any idea#and michael spends three books going I cant WAIT to kill that fucking robot he hates me. and it. it was his dad.#when you remove thomas from the context of pleasant memories and the title of father he is an ASSHOLE#his own kid fucking hates him 馃槶馃槶 and maybe he Couldnt but he really makes no effort to keep michael safe??#i think they really needed to have one conversation after the reveal (impossible bc klimt is dead but yknow) but thats why im cracking them#open again and going over with a fine tooth comb. i Will Understand The Nuances of Amadeus Klimt. I WILL.#also i dont know wtf anyone looks like. this is a secondary reason for the reread. ive yapped too much. to the books 鈽濓笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍
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completely sober in the club looking at images of dragons on my phone
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Started reading the unicorne files (and also by technicality the erth dragons) and by god. Michael where the fuck are your parents. I mean I Know where they are, I'm 600 pages in. But my brother in christ you need to be in a bicycle helmet 24/7. Michael did you know that once you've had one concussion you're more susceptible to them and that guy just pingponged you between various wooden slabs?? MICHAEL I KNOW YOU DONT CARE BECAUSE YOURE THIRTEEN BUT YOU WILL WHEN YOURE THIRTY. MICHAELLL
#rangnar rambles#chris dlacey loves to leave out vital character details and then blindside me completely#i was under the (wishful) impression michael was 15 when the shady company hired him but no. no i found out after an entire book#that he Just. days ago. turned 13. im your dad now. GO HOME.#this is all made funnier by me being 11 when these came out and i remember reading like. a chapter of the first one#theyre exactly the alex r*der style thing i wouldve devoured at the time but now im just concerned#im updating the concussion per week counter for the rats as i go and there are 200 pages left for numerous im sure#i have to presume the unicorne files fandom is even deader than tldc because i can find literally nothing rn#(spoilers:) youd think after he got hit by a car hed start wearing a damn bicycle helmet 馃様#ghosts and murder and fires sure. unsafe bicycling????? when we know what happened to other people around here????#im firmly in my 20s i see#AND FREYAAA AGHHK#'he wont kill a kid right??' <- guy who forgot half the book is about a child's ghost. and thus. he already did#rotating them. placing them in situations. crossing them over with tldc. putting them in more situations.#im sure the ending is agonising and i will get there tomorrow 馃様#my chronically ill children. come here. lets go get head cts together 馃
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Everyone say thank you artfight for preventing me from putting this out during pride month 馃挅it's exactly what david rain would want 馃
More seriously, I ripped this from some fic I'm working on because I do love to torment Tam with his Relationships. He's so intriguing, I've just got to put him in a situation (<- said with malicious intent).
#the last dragon chronicles#tldc#tam farrell#tldc ocs#ragnar art#did i have a farrell tag or is that just my brainrot making me think ive talked about them more than i have#cw nudity#like... almost...?#i dont even want to know how long this took but heyy im returning to my roots. tldc comics yippee#(i am NOT doing another one of these for a WHILE)#wouldve gone in with proper shading on the figures but in that case you're not seeing this thing for nine more years#this is my deeply unfounded tam characterisation wherein he is deeply closeted and using his job as a shield for his desires#this is my Hashtag Truth鈥硷笍#hey tldc adapters (who dont exist) let me in the writers room. hey. hey let me in. i can FIX IT I PROMISEEE#HE CAN STILL SUCK BUT ITS LESS WEIRD PLEASEEEE I CAN MAKE IT WORK I SWEAR#edit: oh is it maybe helpful context that the other guy is tam's brother 馃拃#for those not up to date on my several mental illnesses (ocs)
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i have gotten my shit together t-minus 24 hours before artfight so come get me!!
#rangnar rambles#please forgive the bad trackpad drawing#i have spent three hours sorting my profile i could not be fucked to get out the ipad and actually draw myself 馃拃#prioritising revenges as per ush#and a merry artfight to you all
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Something something zanna's dad is a dentist... do you think she convinced him to give her vampire fangs
#rangnar rambles#hes canonically father of the year i think he'd do it#truthfully its usually tam i give pointy teeth for no reason <- (gay)#but zanna. she makes sense#it would make her Happy. just like her big fuck off car
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I mean I clearly just sent this to the rats but I can't stop thinking about this fucked up box set. Why'd they do that. Clearly someone chose book 5's art for the box and then had to commit to it being on the edge but that doesn't explain why everything else is the way that it is....
It like. Almost makes sense aesthetically but not really... icefire is the most visually distracting so its in the middle and then there's sort of a symmetry KINDA...??
I just can't get over the timeline this is creating:
Wow all these guys are having like. A really bad week, huh? To be continued, you say? Go on! -> what the fuck happened to tam. And Arthur's a monk now. Okay. Oh hi david. Oh. Oh, bye david -> WOO ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DON'T FUCKIN WORRY BOUT IT -> wow I can't wait for bergstrom to be important later and explain his deal 馃憤 -> AND AFTER HUNDREDS OF PAGES OF HARROWING BACKGROUND IT WAS ALL A DREAM. BITCH. FUCK YOU -> oh hey tam -> squirrels. You remember squirrels, right? It's always been squirrels.
Edit: ahh it's a reseller. That makes sense. Still compelling, but it makes sense
#rangnar rambles#oh also 'the rats' = my friends. i mean this endearingly#fucked up boxset timeline oh the things you are doing to my timeloop au#i will say ending on davids arrival to the crescent is cute#perhaps i will do my next reread in this order. for the bit#i am. manic. i should have noticed that from the rest of the week. but i see. i see. 馃槵馃#i might as well be plugged in at the wall rn man 馃拃#one day ill make a post and it wont devolve immediately from the point in the tags#not today. but one day!
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The only ethics Tam's worried about are whether he (personally) explodes the second he touches Mat. One singular ethic.
*takes him out of the horny vortex that makes everything junji ito spirals*
#ragnar art#tldc#tam farrell#arthur merriman#the last dragon chronicles#nsfw text#? i mean. it Is.#i dont think in a million years mat and tam would work out but they could have a truly horrible one night stand#they have to do it for 'would you fuck your clone' reasons. for science#i drew this verbatim in my sketchbook like. a long time ago. so i would ammend that arthur is down for science#maybe hes not doing field research but he is going to ask tam for notes later#i gotta go through and take some photos of the last few sketchbooks bc i have so many bits that were making me giggle#*draws only tldc characters for 6 months* 'wow theres a lot of tldc guys in here :O'#'is this too strange?' i ask myself. 'no.' i say. 'this is the truest tam farrell characterisation i've yet to come up with. this IS canon.
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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 馃 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.
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i had a wider point about the amount of times people have been abnormal at me for being ace but every time i get into the post spirals and i just get mad.
so. in the potential fake-dating au sequel (2 dating 2 real) i'm Conceptualising ace david. i think it provides a nice Flavour to his Relationship with Relationships. it wasn't Initially becuase i'm ace and i fake dating'd myself into a real relationship, but actually yeah. sure. if you guys want your turn projecting on the tldc cast then you've got to get in here yourself, idk what to tell ya 馃し
#rangnar rambles#i could rant forever but to summarise: i got CONDOLONSCES when my ex-friend went round telling people i was in 'an asexual relationship'#because in his excitement to explain what a freaky interesting thing i was into he forgot to explain WHO WAS THE ASEXUAL.#anyway there are a lot of reasons i cant buy into aro/ace people not needing any rep bc the way people think about you Changes#i saw the moment in their faces where i stopped being a human being. and this was the gay centre of the uk. they KNEW I WAS GAY#i said and did a lot of embarrassing stuff bc it has been so drilled into me that there is something wrong with me Because i don't experien#attraction. like i fully convinced myself to give my partner permission to cheat on me when we went long distance bc i felt like that was#what i Had To Do (thankfully i did not say that to them. because it occured to me that was INSASNE TO DO)#im not being anti-poly here. we just arent poly. i had worms in my brain and their names were *** and *****#it was not 'you would be happier exploring this with other people' it was 'i think i offer you nothing and this is a neccesity (which you#dont want and have never expressed a want for)'#WORMS. IN MY BRAIN.#i dont think this about my partner at all but it was a paranoid idea (WHICH EVERYONE WAS ENFORCING HARDCORE) that if i didnt 'let them'#have sex with other people. they would do it eventually anyway. <- again i do not actually believe this. i didnt even explicitly think it a#the time. but it was the Hashtag Narrative i was recieving from other insecure people who could not get their heads around us working out#ANYWAY IM VERY HAPPY NOW I LOVE THEM A LOT AND THEY LOVE ME AND WE'RE GAY. AND IT'S PRIDE MONTH. AND THOSE SAD LITTLE MOLLUSCS ARE MISERABL#i have since Recovered. i am employing the ancient rule: who give a shit#and her sister tenet: fuck it we ball#'i wont get into it' *gets into it*#anyway all that to say. david rain asexual momence#slotting together the ace david and hypersexual tam pieces in an unsexy way. theyre doing cheerleader shit or sm. kicking eachother in bed.#rbs off for this one bc im SCARED.#rant
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Listening to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 soundtrack
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