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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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all lunch breaks should be paid im serious. im not even enjoying this im literally just making sure i dont pass out or something. this is part of The Job as far as im concerned

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You cannot become a parent just because you want a baby that guy you made is gonna start having independent thoughts faster than you think he will

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I think cis people should also be their gender of choice. Like, if you're a man, you should get to really enjoy being a man- have fun with it! If you're a woman, take the parts of womanhood that really deeply make you happy. If being a little androgynous or ambiguous or hidden is the part that really makes you happy, you don't have to be trans for that. If you wanna lean really hard into being femme or masc- do it! You have one life in your body, do what makes you happy. Ditch the stuff you don't like.

My sinister queer agenda is I think that everyone should be the gender they like in the way they like it.

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did you mean it? 🐈🐈‍⬛

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ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

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What's this about Finns & free buckets? I'm curious!

Ahh, free buckets....the greatest love of all Finns...

So, there is a meme about a phenomenon we have, and that is that sometimes places (like stores and such) will give out free buckets during their opening. I've seen some other places give out free buckets as well, but mostly it is stores that do that. Sometimes there is something in the bucket, most of the time it's just the bucket.

This is used as an insentive to get people to come in during the opening, but many times, people are there just for the free buckets. We also take queuing very seriously here, so there will be long lines just for the buckets. Sometimes they last for hours. I tried to google a bit about when did this whole thing start, and the earliest anyone knows was in 1989 when a store opened in Pirkkala. People really came in just for the free bucket, and the store had to change the campaing into if you buy something, you get a free bucket if you show the receipt. Apparently people started to then buy the cheapest things they could find, just so they could get the bucket.

This is still very much a thing, and because it is such a meme, I think it's very much intentional thing from the stores, because they know that if you mention free buckets, people will come. So now if there is a line or if some new place opens, the thing people will ask is "are there free buckets?"

I'm not kidding. Here's a line of 400 people waiting to get a free bucket.

Here's more!

Anyway, ilmainen ämpäri is love, ilmainen ämpäri is life <3

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viikuna

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"if you dont ask the answer is always no" yeah but what if the answer is no plus they think im weird for asking. did you ever consider that in ur stupid fucking philosophy