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Ace allos! ✨

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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I'm here to bring fanart and disappear again, Mattel made the woman of my dreams... I want her so badly...

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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?

And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.

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my favorite way of thinking that i've adopted to survive 12 hour security shifts is that I'm a living traffic cone, and every moment that I don't have to bark at someone is a good moment

One of my placements was so boring that I shit you not I learned how to lower my heart rate to match the clock on the wall and would make a game of how long I could keep myself at exactly 60bpm

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Welcome

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always so touching and vibrant when you remember people a hundred years ago had profound lives full of fun and love

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Another fantasy trope story:

A story where a prominent prophesy very clearly states that this specific important thing Must Be Done by the firstborn of one specific guy. So three young heroes head out to fix this: This Guy's official firstborn heir, his bastard he didn't even know about before getting married, and his unofficially adopted orphan kid who just started living with him at some point, who is the oldest of the three so technically speaking is still the one who was born first. And all three must go because while the meaning of the prophesy itself is very clear, it's an utter mystery to everyone which one of them counts as their father's firstborn.

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Dragon like cloud over Mount Fuji at sunrise. By touyoui, Nov 2024.

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in honor of the Lilo & Stitch remake being a huge piece of shit here's a comic about what the original meant to me as an 8 year old

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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!

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She’s just trying to sell her wares

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“You know, for a monarchy, the King doesn’t seem to play much of a role in your affairs.”

“Well, It’s embarrassing to admit, but we’ve rather lost track of them.”

“Lost track of them?”

“Quite so. We know we have a monarch, but we don’t know who they are or where they reside.”

“… okay, you’re going to have to run that by me again.“

“To be blunt, the last King had something of a roving eye. While we’re reasonably certain one of his numerous illegitimate offspring has inherited the divine mantle, we’re not sure which one – if, indeed, it’s even one we know about.”

“Can’t you just, you know, pick one?“

“Heavens, no. Our monarch rules by divine right. The land is bound to them. Its prosperity and weather reflect their health and moods. The sacred bond is clearly responding to something, so we can rest assured that a living monarch exists, but none of the candidates we’ve tested have panned out.”

“So, the rain of opera-singing fish last Tuesday…?“

“Wherever our current King or Queen is, they’re evidently having a fantastic time.”