raidenamane

[raidenamane]

We can always alt + f4 the game👅👅👅

Yandere taph headcanons please.. Im so starved for taph content 💔/nf!!

Yandere Taph x reader

i love taph hes so interesting to write MORE TAPH NO MORE TWOTIME PLEASEOASKoid.

Taph is great for those who arent fans of violent yanderes </33

warnings: abusive trope, abduction, threatening.

Taph is a very quiet person, not just because he's mute, but because he isn't that much of a social person

He just believes getting things over with fast is easier, that's how it's always been with Builderman at least...

When he first meets you when you arrive in the lobby after being forsakened; he feels fascination, he catches himself analyzing you a lot more than he does with others, and he notices this fast because being a mute person makes it so that you just catch onto these things a lot faster than most.

unlike most of the other yandere's ive done, Taph actually comes off as particularly harmless at first, to him his reputation and image that you see of him is the most important, he doesn't want you to know all the psychotic ideas he has in his head.

He starts off simple, everytime he's eating something he signs; asking if you wanted any of it which he usually doesn't do with others-

often brings you gifts like rocks, flowers, anything pretty and signs ''🫵💭(it reminded me of you.)''

He often has a habit of accidentally letting his hands wander, twirling his fingers around your hair and after you catch him in the act, brotato just swiftly turns to look to the side and begrudgingly signs ''💅🌌(pretty.)''

He often has a habit of squeezing his fist whenever he sees you talking to someone else, he feels guilty for this as the people whom he vowed to protect; he's suddenly wishing death against?

this causes him to distance himself from you for a while, it's like a sudden wake up call

''what the fuck have i become'' kinda moment

whether or not this worries you, he still can't take the distance between you, the thought of you spending time with others while he's not there- he can't. he just cant, physically, mentally, whatever. He cant.

He grabs the neat dagger that Two Time had gifted him as a thank you- or another way to convert him into spawnism?... whatever.

He looks at it, thinks for a moment as his hand shakes, no, he couldn't do it. Not to people who he trusted, not to the same people who are in the same hell hole he is.

The thought of how he had locked himself in prior to being forsakened, the fear of hurting anyone gnawing at his organs.

it wasn't exactly the fear of hurting,

but more so how people would see him.

he didn't care in reality, he had hurt before, he can do it again.

He placed the dagger down, grabbing tissue and a bottle of chloRO-form.

He dapped the tissue in it, the piercing sent invading his nostrils even through all the cloth covering his face. He was safe from it though.

He stepped out, his hands shaking.

Not from fear- but anticipation. He could finally have you all to himself.

His steps felt like all the mines he placed, each one more closer to their doom.

Time stopped when he made his way to you- it was perfect. No one else was here. They were all still in the middle of the round.

And just like that, his strong arms wrap around your throat, tilting your head back as he places the tissue to cover you nose and mouth.

It felt horrible- you almost choked on the spiking scent as you felt you consciousness slip through your fingers

...

.

.

.

You wake up in what seems to be Taph's room. You had been there before for whatever reason it might've been, comforting each other, laughing at each other- whatever reason it was back then, you sure as hell wanted to know what it was this time.

He was just sitting there.

watching.

like he always did.

but this time he looked...

Mad.

Not mad as in angry, mad as in insane. He looked as if he had snapped for real this time. his fingers were shaking, his breathing was labored, sharp little twitches as his head snaps up; finally seeing you awaken.

He smiles, it wasn't visible through all the cloth covering his face, but it was something you could distinguish after all this time. The way his eyes squinted everytime his smile arose..

He frantically placed his hands on your cheeks, as if to check if you're okay.

You beg for answers, as to why you're here, why he would do this.

His smile fades, but comes back again as he refuses an answer, he very vividly blushes as he leans forward, and for the first time in forever you see as he lifts his mouth guard..

his lips- they were.. Beautiful, really. But he was scarred, it didn't really matter to you, all that mattered to you was that you had to get away.

He came closer, as you looked away, the corners of his mouth tugged into an impatient smile, he gently placed his precise bomb-handling fingers on your chin redirecting your gaze to his, it was gentle but you felt the pressure and rough handling as if to threaten you to just take it.

this time he didn't do it sensually, this time he smashed his lips onto yours, though never having kissed anyone he did seem like he knew exactly what he was doing. As if he had dreamed about this very night before a million times.

He pulls away, leaving a long string of saliva connecting from your mouths.

For all he's silent for, he sure knows his way around your mouth.

You sobbed out, as if a plea for help. He smiled again, wiping the tears from your cheeks.

He pointed to the tripwire and mine on the doorstep, he passed you a note.

''Only I know how to defuse them. Now we can be together like we always wanted to.''

He blushes like a school girl passing a note in class to one of their girlfriends confessing a crush on the chad...

he doesn't even take into note that it was a threat.

You look at him in horror, as he breathes heavily, sitting so stiff.

You loved him without all this.

But you now you were horrified of the man you had once fallen in love with.

[raidenamane]

Give them a lobotomy

I LOVED UR YANDERE TWO TIME HEADCANONS SO MUCH,,, COULD I PERHAPS REQUEST YAN!TWO TIME HCS BUT ITS WHERE THEY KNEW THE READER PRE-FORSAKEN,, LIKE IF THEY WERE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS OR SMTH? I LOVE REALISTIC YANDERE STUFF SO MUCH,,

Yan!Two Time x Childhoodfriend!reader!

YOU GOT IT BUCKAROO GIGGLES AND KICKS MY FEET

i love the childhood friend trope sm im practically an expert at this. I'll make it so that TwoTime knew reader before the cult shit

warnings: DDDNE, Gore, degrading, abuse, kidnapping, blood, etc.

When Two Time got forsakened, they were rather shaken to see another person they used to know, better yet the person they HAD known all their life.

Two Time had been going insane for a long time now, but seeing you just made them crack.

they didn't feel this way out of love, just want to use you for the feeling they get, the feeling of nostalgia, the feeling of acting like things are okay and that the things they did never happened.

Sure, they care for you as a friend but part of their mind genuinely forces them to act like this awful obsession with replacing Azure and all the other members of their cult is love.

there are times when they snap back to reality to give a faint smile but go back to spiralling.

''You're as beautiful as the day I saw you..''

sometimes may call you Azure by accident

Brings you offerings, but instead of corpses and dead animals, brings you your favourite things that they know you like

as selfish as it is, they dont want to let you go because you're the only thing they have left from their past

not as a human, but as a belonging

even if you weren't in the cult- they still ask to pray and worship with you??????

has a thing for touching you especially your hair, if you show any kind of wince or repulsion they crash out and grab you by the hair, smashing your face into the nearest counter.

''Y-you don't love me? You don't need me?- M-MY TOUCH? Then your better off DEAD like everyone else- h-hh...''

Yeah all the words with caps they accentuate by practically yelling in your face.

if you happen to be a cigarette smoker, or if they find a cigarette on the ground that has a possibility of being lit up-

''H-Haha- hey Y/N look!''

they just stump the cigarette onto your skin as a form of humor and 'affection'

if it gets to the point that they kidnap you, then they might lowkey forget to feed you.

overall they do love you- or atleast what they want you to be

but they take their love out on you in a very violent way

sometimes they just break down crying and saying ''I'm sorry- the spawn made me do it!''

though they keep doing it again and again and again

the voices and whispers just get too much- its like a 50/50 that they either bite all over you, kissing you and apologizing without any consent whatsoever so you can just cry there, sit and watch as they destroy you.

Or they just hit you, grabbing you by the hair and forcing you to look at them.

''S-See what you did to me? Can't you see I LOVE you?! J-Just.. Just love me god- FUCKING dammit!!''

they always swear they'll keep tending to you until you love them (even though they literally dont do it in the first place)

sometimes its even more eerie to see as they whisper and twitch infront of you, sometimes hitting themselves and muttering things along the lines of ''they wouldnt do that..'' ''get out of my head azure..''

whenever they crash out, they bring you things from your childhood, even if they're the things you don't like. if you accept them- then..

''H-haha! See?! We're doing good! You finally look at me like I'm not a monster!-''

and then they carve the spawn all over your body with the excuse of 'we need to make you perfect again... we need to keep you under protection when im not here!''

just- grabbing onto your shoulders if you squirm away from their dagger

''THIS- THIS IS TRUE MERCY. AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING APPRECIATE THAT YOU- *twitch* U-USELESS CUNT!''

and even if you dont accept the gifts, they just tilt their head like a puppy

''B-but you used to like this right?? Is it me?? do you just not like ME?''

forces you to watch as they hurt themselves until you say you love them

[raidenamane]

007n7 x reader NSFW ALPHABET ! ! !

absolutely in love with single fathers and 007n7 makes my tummy feel funny so i decided to post this. yeah. have mercy on me pls. tell me if you guys want a masc! version! ! !

WARNING: THIS WORK CONTAINS PORNOGRAPHIC LINKS! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVICED.

Aftercare: What they’re like after sex

Post-nut clarity hits this man like a fucking sledge hammer. After your first time he may or may not have started crying and you genuinely can't tell if it was guilty tears or happy tears. nevertheless he's holding onto you like you're about to disappear, though even though his body grips tightly onto you his mind still tries not to as he feels like he doesn't deserve your embrace; which led to the crying in the first place (expect 10x worse if he gets to be the one to take your virginity)

even after your first time he'll most likely hold onto you and apologize, ask if he was too rough, tips on how to improve for the next time, if you still want to stay with him, if he was good enough.

definitely feels guilty (I think we all got that by now), to get to experience heaven first-hand by an angel like you seems way too much to ask for by someone like him.

after being with him for awhile he'll start to be the one to initiate more after he trusts you aren't leaving anytime soon, after he sees that you truly do love him, all the versions of him. even on his bad and good days.

So falling asleep while still inside you, cum dripping out of your insides while embracing you, rubbing your tummy while blessing you with small kisses and whispers; ''Someday you'll carry my child.'', ''I love you so much'' ''thank you''; doesn't seem half bad to him.

Body part: Their favorite body part of theirs and of their partner’s  

007n7 is rather insecure, mainly of his past but that doesn't limit to his body. He doesn't think much of it though, fortunately. But there are nights when looking in the mirror for too long makes him wonder how he could look better. If you asked him what his favourite body part was he probably couldn't proceed with the answer; at most he would joke about it lightly trying to soften the mood and say something about how his dad bod keeps him warm during the winter (awkwardly, only resulting in an even more terribly awful silence.), but if you rephrased it and asked what body part he most preferred and one he couldn't live without, he would most definitely say ''My fingers/hands''

during his days of exploitation, those quick-witted fingers saved him from a lot of tough spots, as are they also good with finishing you things off. (he's a hacker, this man HAS to have precise fingers)

While when asked about what part he most loves about you, he would also have trouble at first; not because he can't think of any or because he doesn't like anything about your body, oh no, no no no! quite the opposite actually. He absolutely adores your body; being the reason he actually has to think about it for a while. He doesn't want to be too bold and overzealous, looking back to his old days he tries to be the OPPOSITE of what he used to be. Ultimately, though; he could talk about how perfect not just your body but everything about you is. Still, he catches not only his thoughts but his eyes wandering to your thighs. Whether they be plump or slim, he would still adore them the most. Of course he wouldn't say this upright, he would probably be polite with it, throw a joke or two in. ''Well- your thighs are rather convenient for a travel-nap...'' would he awkwardly mumble after awhile of convincing.

Cum: Use your imagination for this one aha (what are they like when they finish, how do they feel about their partner’s cum/face, etc)

Oh boy, yeah this is a whole nother' ride partner.

whether you squirt or not, 7 doesn't really care about how you orgasm. To him just the fact that you feel good enough to orgasm at his hand is enough to make this man jizz his pants.

if you're a squirter, prepare to be overstimulated. He has a big guilty pleasure of feeling your fluids coat his face and mouth.

if you're not? Prepare to still be overstimulated. This man is too caught up in eating you out, or just too sexually inexperienced to understand when to stop, plus hearing your moans increase when you hit your high makes him buck his hips into the mattress and his cock twitch and leak precum like a fountain.

of course he'll mumble a simple ''mgh... Doing alright luv?..~'' while continuing to eat you out.

#professionalpussy/asseater22 (it's really funny because he's just that good because he's doing it out of pure desperation to taste and feel you.

the same goes for cumming on his cock, feeling your walls grip onto him when you're finishing,,, how can he stop himself from not grunting and holding onto you, how can he stop himself from not making it happen over and over again. HE gets to make YOU feel good, him of all people, he can't let this opportunity go to waste. Or maybe that's just an excuse because he gets a huge confidence boost whenever you cum. also just likes to feel your cunt flutter and tighten around his cock and coat it with your juices...

now when it comes to his release? Oh boy.

This man cums gallons. AND I MEAN GALLONS. Not only because he doesn't prefer masturbation, because he's used to being lonely and just doesn't find the time of day to do it? No; HE JUST NATURALLY CUMS GALLONS. (may or may not be because of how in love he is with you.)

Even if he did masturbate on his own, wouldn't cum nearly as much as when he is with you.

the consistency is just...

*mwa...*

chefs kiss.

It's rather thick and heavy, you'll never catch this man having watery or translucent sperm. It's just the right way to shoot inside you to make you feel content and warm inside; Thick, heavy, creamy white and like said before, when it comes to 7 there's a lot of it, A LOT, so when he does cum; that's a whole other category of guilty pleasure. Just the right amount as well! It'll fill your womb and even overflow if he's feeling extra needy, or that's what it feels like at least.

Absolutely adores finishing inside of you. Obviously he won't admit that because in his eyes you're way too pure to be stained with his offspring. Way too good for him, so he would most definitely request using a condom even if you were on birth control. Nothing wrong with that of course, but if you question it, he would most definitely become a little flushed, it would take a while to get the truth out of him since this man is a terrible liar. But when you do get the truth out of him and convince him that you're fine with him shooting it inside, this man isn't stopping.

seriously, it's almost like he's saving his cum for the best part, your pussy, your womb. Sometimes he might even edge himself, use your mouth first, then your tits, then your hands, and then.. your warm, velvety walls for his sweet release.

putting it inside for the first time, he ultimately can't hold back his pathetic moans. This man is sexually frustrated and inexperienced, of course he'll be overwhelmed. His face contorting, his eyes gently rolling to the back of his head as he lets out a breathy gasp for air that he didn't know he was holding in as if it was a prayer, a prayer of appreciation for the God of respawning. Biting his lip he can't help but start going faster. ''f-fuck.. fuck fuck fuck fuck!..'' and- he cums. Yeah. He has a tendency to frantically beg you, apologize to you, grip onto you even if you're not doing anything, he's begging you because he can't stop. (<----link)

As embarrassing as it is to him, he doesn't really last long. He cums within 1 or 5 minutes of being inside you. His eyes now fully rolling back as his hips press against you as close as possible, trying his best not to let a single drop of cum drip out of your pussy. He has a huge breeding kink but he won't admit that to anyone, can't waterboard that information out of him. But the thought of making you plump with his children gives him chills down his spine. and his dick.

Dirty Secret: Do they have any secrets that would come to light during sex (not kinks) 

Well, like mentioned before... 007n7 has struggles with premature ejaculation. It's not necessarily a bad thing, he just feels so good when inside of the person he loves. Talking about secrets,,, 7 has a tendency to spill out all the things he's thought about you all the while he's fucking you. He'll tell you how yesterday he was feeling needy but was too insecure to initiate, how you get him hard by just smiling at him so sweetly and looking at him like he's human, how he wants to marry you, how he's already planned the name of your children, how he'll raise them like a good father, how he'll take care of you as a mother and a wife (may or may not start begging and crying during sex, partly because of how good it feels and partly because he's held these feelings in for so long) ''Please-.. f-fuck!.. h-haah.. P-please.. let me love you- puh- please... fuuuckk.. n-ngh.. fuck!- let me keep loving you..''

he has a strong filter around c00lkidd, so he just let's all the profanity out during sex as a way to unwind and show that he feels comfortable with you.

Experience: How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

007n7 isn't exactly.. experienced? He's just never really cared or had the time to think about sex. During puberty obviously he figured out about what sex was but he just didn't really find it interesting enough to worry about. Yes- the pent up feelings confused him but at that time he was much more invested in exploiting, causing chaos and hacking.

Once he retired after finding C00lkidd on his porch, he still didn't care. Just not bothered by sexual frustration at all, he was too focused on raising his son as a single father. BUUUUTT.. After having a million different jobs to provide for him and his son, the sexual frustration did get worse, still. This was during a time where he felt guilty about masturbation, felt like he had more important things to worry about and that taking care of something like that would be reckless and immature of him to do while he has real problems to worry about.

This man aced his healthcare classes though 100%. A little headcanon i have is he took part in a healthcare program out of pure boredom and was just naturally talented in the subject. This was the point I was getting to, I like to think 007n7 is a virgin, BUT, big BUT; he does know what he's doing even during his first time. Is he a panicking mess? absolutely, which may cause his resolve to falter. But overall like said before; his fingers are pretty fucking precise with all the hacking and exploiting along with the scripting he's done.

Favorite Position (Bonus horny points for including a visual) 

LINKS: Missionary at first, when he gets more needy/when the session gets more heated he turns it into mating press.

yeah. no more words. he also likes seeing your face, the adorable expressions you make when you feel his member slip inside your warmth, the love in your eyes when you two finally become one. He likes to nuzzle your nose and press your foreheads together while telling you how much he loves you all the while he's pounding you like no tomorrow.

Goofy: Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc

007n7 is more on the serious side when it comes to sex, for him; sex is something that requires a soul bond, personally.

of course he doesn't mind if his S/O is a little goofy in bed, hell, he finds everything his partner does cute. But he just can't do it, he's afraid of making it awkward, he just wants to focus on making love to you; focus on how good your pussy feels wrapped around his cock.

Hair: How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc. 

Definitely on the more hairy sides. He's a busy man, what can I say? he trims every now and then of course, but he likes the hair down there. His hair is rather dark everywhere and so is his pubic hair. He has sideburns and a happy trail, 100%.

As serious as love is to him, he likes nuzzling his face into your shoulder as he hugs you from behind when he wakes up, hearing you giggle and complain about how his facial hair tickles you, only for him to start kissing you all the more. It gives him a sense of security, a sense of home.

Intimacy: How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…

007n7 is a very, and I mean very awkward guy when it comes to relationships. But he tries his best to be romantic from what he's seen in movies. He's always been alone, so he has absolutely no experience in these kind of things.

for the first time of having sex, he most definitely takes you out to dinner before hand after putting money aside for a few months and skipping meals. (He has a kid to feed and a lady to please after all.)

He's most definitely the type to like looking at you in the eyes, though he actually avoids eye contact due to his tiny insecurity of cumming too fast, how could he not cum within seconds when a beauty like you is looking right at him while your insides are hugging onto his dick so possessively. If you redirect his face to look at you- well, say K.O to your lovely session, because congratufuckinglations you made this man nut on the spot.

if he's extra desperate he'll run his fingers through your hair, start crying while going a little rougher on you than the norm. ''I love you... *Sniffle* I love you so fucking much.. haah.. You're so pretty.. Look at you- fuck.. I don't deserve you- feels so good honey.. Please- don't leave..; Let me give you my children- please.. f-fuck.. please.. We can become a bigger family together right?- j-just me and you and-'' yeah he can't finish his sentence, he already nutted at the thought.

Jack Off: Masturbation headcanons perhaps

007n7 has caught himself grazing the zipper of his pants, thinking about you; but ultimately hasn't really done anything out of guilt.

In a relationship though, he prefers to shoot it inside you (breeding kink 100) and feels a little sad if he can't do so. He does enjoy masturbating in front of you, it's rather embarrassing for him but that's what gets him off. His darling looking at him doing such indecent things to the thought and sight of you, isn't this of all things how he can prove how weak he gets around you? If he can't shoot it inside your womb then the next option is your face. As much as he wants to escape his past, he does have a small (huge) corruption kink when it comes to you, the fact he can mark you with his semen so your his- it gets him hard in a millisecond.

Oh but he definitely humps his pillow while thinking of you.

Kink: Does the character have a kink or a few?

I like to think 007n7 is more of a lovemaking kinda guy rather than 'sex lets fuuuuuck' kinda guy.

Main kinks (yes yes yes please im begging)BREEDING, corruption, praising, voyeurism(looking at you, only you. nothing else).breeding, primal kink. did i mention a breeding kink?

Ok! (are you sure?...100x)degrading(you'll take 100 years trying to convince him it turns you on and that it's okay, same goes with slapping but with that he's a bit more hesitant.)Butt-spanking, Pegging(will take a million years to convince him) He actually enjoys degrading to a degree due to sadistic tendencies but has a hard time doing it to you due to fear of hurting you

Location: Favorite places to get down and dirty

Bedroom. Absolutely. To him sex with you is sacred, It's not that he wouldn't enjoy public sex, it's that he's genuinely scared of it; an exception could be his car but make sure you guys are in a secluded place. Even then it'll take time to convince him.

Motivation: What turns them on, gets them going etc

007n7 doesn't have a very high libido, but with you he gets erections rather often. A rather silly way is seeing you smile at him with that same look in your eyes; the look that is full of love and adoring affection. Seriously, to him it feels like a punch in the gut- scrap that, like a kiss to the gut that feels like a punch. Another one would be seeing you in an apron or shorts. A pajama-set is another one.

Right! About the apron.. Remember the last slide? Yeah, the location..

He'd be lying if he didn't fantasize about breeding you in the kitchen while you're wearing only an apron. The thought reminds him of you being a mother, any thought about you being a mother to his children, any thought of breeding you gets him going.

of course, he wouldn't do this unless it's only you and him in the house.

NO: Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs

Hard limits (no no no thank you im begging!) public sex(he's already afraid of how people see him, filled with guilt. Ruining his reputation further is the last thing he wants. Risk is something he's afraid of.), Scat, Ageplay. A lot more but you definitely get the idea.

Oral: Preferences in giving or receiving, skill, etc

Absolute god at giving oral. Even though he's inexperienced, his desire to taste you is enough to give him the support of the greek goddess of wine and fertility. He'll be devouring your cunt like his last meal on death row. He does prefer giving oral as he's more of a service top than anything. Also because he doesn't want to shoot his cum anywhere other than your womb. Dang guys I think 007n7 has a breeding kink! I'm not sure though..

Pace: Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc. 

he tries his absolute best to be gentle, it's safe to say 007n7 is more of a slow and sensual guy if anything. He wants to take his time feeling you, but he can't help but go rough because of how good it feels. The feeling of your cunt milking him empty is way too good- as much as he wants to go slow and relish in the feelings, he can't help but breathe faster and faster as he gets more needier. With only ''more, more, more, breed, breed, BREED.'' running through his head. This of course is another reason he tries to go slowly, he wants to avoid these thoughts because he doesn't want to hurt you without knowing that when he goes slowly he's only stroking the ego of said thoughts. He's only digging his own grave, fucking you slow just ain't enough for this man; well, it is but he just starts craving more and more, he needs to feel your walls writhe and tighten around him as the loud clapping echoes in the room, the bed creaking, the headboard slamming against the wall is all that intensifies in the room besides you and his moans. As much as he hates to admit it, there's still a side of his old self in him when it comes to sex and love. He hasn't experienced love or sex before you so he hasn't learned how to contain these things either. As much as he is gentle, he can also be rather clingy and needy which comes out in him being faster while fucking you.

Quickie: Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc. 

Probably easy to say that 007n7 refuses to do one-night-stands, hookups, FWB or whatever you call them. he's already so insecure and hurt that he just doesn't have the capability for sex without feelings. If anything he doesn't understand how people can do that, the only way he would end up in something like a hookup or FWB is if he genuinely believes he's dating the other party. His heart would definitely break if he finds out they were just playing around.

but quickies with you? As much as he prefers for sex between you to be passionate and sensual, he doesn't mind dumping a load in you before he goes to work with whatever, or you under the table while he's working on something at home.

Risk: Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.

no. I literally have nothing to say about this. This man is paranoid as hell. Of course this has exceptions but. . . Even then it takes some convincing.

Stamina: How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last… 

007n7 has never really been rich stamina wise. After all his life of using the ;to cmd for everything, he doesn't really find the need to move much.

So when it comes to sex... 1 Round and he's done. If you're really lucky and he's extra needy then 2 or 3 rounds is all you'll get.

Toy: Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?

He's never had a sex toy as he's never even really found the need to masturbate. He doesn't mind using toys on his partner but he'd much rather prefer being the one doing things to them. I mean- he's used to using his fingers for scripting- hacking, exploiting, always being witty with his next move. Not that he minds toys he just, shrugs. Doesn't really understand what the toys can do that he can't. It's just one command for him to script out and you'll be the one shaking and begging.

;merge... ;control...

Unfair: How much they like to tease?

He actually really enjoys edging or teasing! Seeing you beg for him makes him feel nice and funny. (Another trait of his past-self he's forgotten- or better yet not known how to filter out.)

Not too much to the point you're a crying babbling mess, just a few times of edging and he probably can't hold back anymore </3

Volume: How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc 

oh this man is vocal and he HATES IT. He tries his best to hold back noise that comes out, but he just can't. You feel too good around his cock, so close to him... He knows all too well he starts rambling while fucking you as well.

THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW SEX WITH 007n7 IS LIKE:

Wild Card: Write a random HC about this pairing. 

Sweats a lot during sex. Yeah. Like hello musk king?

In all seriousness 007n7 definitely gets rougher with his words as well when jealous or needy, he hates it but he cant control it. He doesn't call you names but if you're lucky the same night while fucking you; he surely chants ''mine- mine- all mine!~ t-that motherfucker doesn't please you the way I do!..~'' along with ''f-fuck!.. Y-you'll be such a good- ngh.. mother! I'll be the best dad ever..- I'm cumming- ss-shit I'm cumming! Take my children- please-~''

He can't afford to lose you. Yes he hides jealousy easily, does it come out obvious in the bedroom? yes, so do all of his other secret thoughts about you.

X-Ray: explain what is happening in their pants.

 A bit above average, very thick. his pubic hair is precisely trimmed, he has hair above his cock, leading to a happy trail but over all has a lot of hair down there.

Yearning: How high is their sex drive?

007n7 doesn't have a very high sex drive normally, but when he's around you he has a very high desire to breed you. To him sex is the ultimate sign of love, so sex with you = lots of love, it's one of the ways he shows how devoted he is to you, and how much he loves you. and y'know... Lovey dovey couple = good love.. Good love = lots of lovemaking.. Lots of lovemaking = babies...

ZZZ: How quickly they fall asleep afterwards 

after he pulls out, and that is IF he pulls out, he just collapses on top of you while hugging you of course, then he goes mimimimimimi.

and y'know, he's positively a very stereotypical dad so he has the loudest snores ever.

might most likely fall asleep while inside you.

[raidenamane]

Yan! 1x4 x [Survivor Reader] Headcannons! (+ a short fic)

He/Him used for 1x4!

(yeah ik he’s genderfluid but still I was lazy- also [Reader] gender neutral)

Tw: Abuse, harm, yandere stuff, mention of drugging and kidnapping, non consensual stuff, tiny sprinkle of s3ggestive at the end, etc.

⚔︎ First off to say the least 1x4 felt something towards you that wasn’t just…hate. And it made him hate you more. Or…just made him want to rip your heart out to have it to himself. To hold it. …yeah.

⚔︎ Watching his blade pierce your flesh, it was exhilarating in all the weirdly right yet wrong ways. He never said anything, but it was noticeable—often leaving you for Last Man Standing just for the privacy between the two of you.

—And good lord him using his Mass Infection on you, seeing you squirm underneath his chains…. Gosh, it made it all the more fun. He just couldn’t bring himself to kill you like that—you were so weak—so vulnerable. So perfect…. (To him at least)

⚔︎ He would often tease you whenever killing you, calling you things like ‘pet, darling, mine, pathetic mortal’ (yes most of those are insults he’s trying his best). He mostly does this out of spite and wanting to see your reaction—liking to see you squirm.

⚔︎ Him actually loving you is…pretty hard to say the least. If anything he would literally kidnap you and use his chains to make sure you never leave him. Making sure you were always in his sight—after all Telamon never really showed him that much affection as a kid. What did you expect?

⚔︎ He would treat you harshly and not even realize it, thats just how he shows love. Most of his kisses are just him smothering you with bites, constantly leaving marks.

⚔︎ But he is smart enough to make sure you can’t escape, and of course he tries to make it so you wouldn’t want to. If he ever realizes he was ‘too harsh’ he would try doing an act of service to make you feel better. Mad at him for bruising you? Mad at him because the chains were FAR too tight? Then just maybe he’ll ask what you want to eat—then hand feed you because of course he isn’t gonna give you freedom. You’re his pet now. Literally.

⚔︎ Oh and expect to be absolutely stalked as a survivor! If he sees you interacting with one of the survivors more than the rest he would target them to ‘show his devotion and undying love’. Eugh, that word leaves a bad taste on his mouth.

⚔︎ At first he didn’t even realize he liked you, probably was speaking to C00lkidd and mentioned something about it and C00lkidd being the curious little bugger he is, said: ‘Isn’t that the definition of…l-…whats the word. Oh! Love?’ And gosh he immediately went into DENIAL. CREATION OF HATRED. LOVING?! …Afraid so. But it wasn’t love. It was the twisted curel version of it—obsession is one word for it. And gosh he was obsessed with you.

⚔︎ At first when he realized it he literally went ballistic and threw a literal tantrum breaking stuff wondering why the Creation Of Hatred. Technically a demi-god. LOVED A PUNY MORTAL WHO HE ALWAYS KILLED. Though hearing your screams were so…NO STOP IT! Gosh every time he had those thoughts he asked Noli to punch him. (Which Noli never passed up a opportunity on)

⚔︎ As mentioned before via stalking he has a keen eye (literally) so he would scan you for the smallest reactions to things. Probably find out your worst fears and favorite flowers or food within the first month of you being held captive. But he never bought you flowers—never bothered since…y’know. HES KEEPING YOU IN HIS ATTIC. CAPTIVE. But eventually not wanting you to go anywhere he would keep you in his room—forbidding others to enter.

⚔︎ If anyone ever did enter and see you (like the other killers: Noli, Jason, C00lkidd, John Doe, Azure, etc) do not expect to be saved. If you do try pleading them for help (even if you’re probably gagged and blindfolded) they would just tell 1x4 and he would get even madder with you. Asking things like ‘WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME BACK?!’ And throwing a fit which often ends in you getting hurt whether it’s on accident or not. Then he would try ‘apologizing’ in his own way. Don’t expect a full out sorry though.

⚔︎ Literally has no idea how to express feelings. Like—none at all. Zero. Zilch, nada.

—And so just expect at random times to be smothered in what he tries to be ‘romantic’ with (like those bite kisses I mentioned). And don’t ever think of escaping because he will find you. He will.

⚔︎ Another thing is he would try making you need him, so you stay. (Or just attempt to escape less) If you got hurt while trying to escape he would ‘baby’ you while hissing insults (I hc he hisses like a lizard). Then end it with something like ‘What would you ever do without me. Can’t even eat on your own.’ Just stuff like that. Making you think you depend on him. Probably act ‘loving’ before hurting you.

⚔︎ And the worse part is—he would never let you die. He could stab you, chain you, bite you, hit you, drug you, and so much more. But it its not in a respawn zone he’ll make sure you live. No matter what.

And now—time for a short story!

⚔︎ Till Death Does Us Part.

How did the Creation Of Hatred fall for you and why? You wished you never met him—trapped in that blasted realm. Now even with you escaping Forsaken he caught you—found you. Somehow—some way.

Every breath felt like it might be the last, you could hear footsteps from below you which gave you the idea you were in the attic.

It was dusty—every breath filled with dust, pure dust. Even with the blindfold on you knew there was barely any light.

Moving your hands or legs were a no-go as well. You could try crawling but you couldn’t find anything. Plus last time you did try 1x4 heard the ruckus from above. So it was best to stay put and hope—but hope for what?

Your hope was fading and you had to try escaping before it did. Heaving yourself forward to try to find a wall with a nail—or a piece of wood. Just anything. The floor beneath you creaked, you paused. Just for a fleeting moment.

No one came. Not yet.

You pushed yourself forward again and kept doing so until you hit a wall, or a table. Whatever it was. You pushed your blindfold against it and tried pushing it down, trying to get it off.

You did so for approximately 45 seconds before you got the smallest amount of light to hit your eyes. You held back a gasp of relief as you did one last push and you got yourself to see again.

Now looking around the attic was much bigger than expected, taking a huff you turned yourself around looking for something to untie your ropes with. There was none.

Shit.

All this for nothing?! Now when 1x4 saw you without your blindfold he would—!

The trapdoor creaked open.

You instinctively shuffled away seeing his green silhouette appear. The moment he locked eyes with you he didn’t seem mad—just disappointed. You didn’t know what was worse.

He let out a sigh mixed in with a chuckle as he approached you, grabbing your hair forcefully forcing eye contact.

You winced—which made him smile.

“If you really wanted to see you could have asked, though, I suppose you really wanted to anger me. Was it worth it?” He paused before adding. “Every time I hear I sound from here I just have to check. At this point I should just put you in my room.”

…

“You know what my pet? I might as well.” He huffed before picking you up.

You immediately squirmed trying to fight back but it was futile—he was strong enough to lift you with ease. And you knew you had to save your strength.

At least now you could see, it was much brighter downstairs which made you close your eyes due to how much time you spent in the dark. None of the other killers were in sight but even if they were they wouldn’t help. You’ve heard them talk to 1x4 about you—speaking about you as if you weren’t human. Just a thing.

As you reached his room he laid you down on his bed as he closed the door.

“Now my dear pet, I’ve done much to please you and try making you happy but you never reciprocate so for this once, how about you please me instead.“ A pause. “Let’s have some fun, shall we?”

The look of pure horror you felt must have appeared on your face because he was smiling. Right at you. With each step closer he took, your heart beat faster.

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ANYWHO TAKE THAT ENDING AS SUGGESTIVE OR ABUSE…both ngl. Anywho!

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[raidenamane]

NOLI👅👅👅👅

I hope u are doing fine!! It's ok if i request some Yan!Noli x reader hc's?

Yes I am doing fine thanks for asking! And ofc I can! (you guys really like your yan headcannons my days-)

Yan!Noli x [Reader] Headcannons!

He/Him used on Noli!

Reader is gender neutral.

Tw: Stalking, yandere stuff, void-star cult, last few headcannons hace kidnapping, etc

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ First off Noli would not be the typa guy to kidnap someone. Well unless absolutely necessary. So instead he would become your number one stalker.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ He isn’t as insane as the rest and knows that kidnapping, after all the hacks he’s done would end up with him banned. Plus he knows he could charm you easily. If not then maybe he might kidnap ya——but 100% not the first choice in mind. 100% the second choice.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ He would memorize your entire schedule, find out your job, stuff like that. You would notice because of the amount of ‘accidental’ run ins with him.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ Always visiting your work whenever you’re working, if you aren’t there on a certain day it definitely worries him. He would re-check your schedule like he’s the own thats working.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ Would also definitely know all your friends…it’s a little unnerving. If you hang out with a certain person too much he might just let his cult sacrifice them as a human sacrifice.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ Definition of worried you’ll leave. Gosh he still isn’t over what n7 did to him and he’s afraid you’ll do the same——poor him!

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ He would try introducing you to the void star cult and if you didn’t join he didn’t mind, he doesn’t want to force anything. (UNLIKE TWO TIME COUGH COUGH).

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ At first he’d hover around you, using memes trying to get you to laugh. If you laugh then he’ll note it as your sense of humor until he knows everything that will and won’t make you laugh.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ 100% a yapper. Your conversations are mostly him talking, though he wants to learn more about you so he’ll ask questions.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ If you ever felt uneasy someone was stalking you (him) and told him about it he would joke it off with you, and change his ways trying to make it less noticeable.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ He’d watch you for every little facial expression, his eyes always looking at you for every small reaction. If you ever stared back he would immediately look away.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ Once the two of you start dating he would immediately become slightly clinger, and do constant check ups on you. If you don’t answer he might spam you. Worrying if you’d ghost him like n7. Hopefully you’d understand why he would do so.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ If you get mad at him for doing so he would apologize and try playing it off, but he would clearly be upset.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ He would buy you food and flowers like it’s a job. Constantly seeking your praise.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ Oh and gosh he would so tease you 24/7, especially while cuddling. Also a big-spoon person. Though if you wanted to you could also be the big-spoon.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ If you ever actually get mad at his rage-baiting or teasing he looks like his brain short circuited.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ He would flex the void star to you but make sure you didn’t touch it so that it didn’t harm you. Gosh, he’d never like that happen——he would blame himself for all of eternity.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ You will NEVER be bored with him. Never ever. He’ll always find a way to make you laugh.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ Seeing you flustered is something he adores.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ After he finally realizes you aren’t leaving him, his guard lowers a bit but he’ll still know everything about you. Including having your location at all times. Sure if you want you can have his——but he will have yours.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ If you’re late to arrive home even by a minute he will check your location and text you. “Where are you? What’s taking so long?” Noli you HAVE [Reader]’s location. CHECK IT.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ Probably the typa dude to think you’re cheating…but he won’t say it, and will trust you. Or he might stalk you the next time you and the person hang out.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ Ah, but in the end you leave him and you might wake up tied up in some place…and he will make sure you won’t leave again.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ If that does happen just expect the first minute of you waking up with him complaining about you ruining what you and him had. Key word. HAD.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ He would also just let his cultist’s take care of you whenever he’s away——if they hurt you or they forget to feed you he crashes out.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ 100 and 20% he would not tell anyone that he has you kidnapped. Not the killers. ESPECIALLY not the survivors. No one. Like just his cultist’s and thats it.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ He would sometimes steal your kisses. Actually he would like 24/7.

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ He views you as more important than his void star. Cutie ^^!

✦ 🎭 ✦ ⟢ This connects to the teasing one but he constantly calls you nicknames! Eg: ‘My star, my love, darling, etc’

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Might be my last yan!headcannons until I get some other writing requests. Sorry! This isn’t permanent and you can still ask——just I write other stuff aswell.

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[raidenamane]

something something he wants a dog.

[raidenamane]

you want pharma and prowl? I’ll give you pharma and prowl!! Them both as romantic rivals trying(and failing) to woo reader (gn, can be whatever species) cause they are both losers (affectionate) they keep trying to flirt with reader, but are so jealous and possessive they keep getting in each others way, which is not helping their image in front of readers eyes. Maybe reader is a secretary and has worked under both, and their personality(and bod) attracted them in the first place . Here’s your pharma and prowl <3

author’s note : YESSSS YESSSSS THIS IS THE CONFLICT I NEED. ILL GIVE YOU A SMOOCH FOR THAT IDEA ALONE ANON. I’m a sucker for these tropes on goddd. Also don’t mind me as I change it to a medic, since it’s more flexible for me to work with <3 possible three some later ;;)) also, whoo! This is a lot longer than I expected.

ONLY ONE WAY UP THE HIGH WAY

summary : prowl and pharma finds themselves as rivals when they pine for the same darling pet and thus the inevitable egos clash.

You hate rom-coms.

Now, you might be a hopeless romantic; delving and losing yourself in romantic stories, tugging even the most deepest heartstrings which gets you all giggly and kicking your feet. What you hate, however, are bland characters. A random, mix and mash kind of chemistry, forced with no substance, set up as a love triangle.

Which is, quite literally, what's occuring right now.

You see, you’re a medic up in Delphi for some time before being paired up as Prowl’s buddy-buddy partner, because Chromedome insists someone needs to look after that unruly cop who’s always destined get himself killed.

And so you do. Upon Ratchet’s introduction to the Autobot SIC he’s not exactly someone friendly. He's, ah, rigid and prickly, the know it all by the book, kind of prickly. His unresolved anger issues takes quite the toll wheb you tend his wounds or even so much as to touch his arm. Though, demure as you are, you know when to stand up for yourself when the situation gets out of hand. And this kind of resistance managed to ease down his sharp edges. Now, he’s still a prick, a tolerable prick more accurately, but you’re both good pals!

Or so, that’s what you thought.

One unassuming day, you were lounging off as usual in the main area, gathering your bearings after another tough match with the hoards of patients when your communicator buzzes with a ping. It's a message from Pharma.

An Autobot base will be set up here in Messatine at due time. Will be expecting your arrival promptly.

Ah, Delphi. How long has it been, seven years? Meeting your mentor again was something of a, well, it wasn't far from a dream. Wasn't really a need, either. But it's definitely something, at least. Besides, Prowl said he had to monitor the new crew in case they messed up the communication systems, again. So, you decided, with a hopeful heart, to follow along with the Coppa to Delphi.

Yeah, bad decision. Whomp, whomp.

That hospital might have it's up and downs, and while saving patients might not be it's strongest suits, it's decor are definitely a catch to mind. Goodness, since when did they have the funds to do that? The stark white of the tiled floor ( since when did they had marble designed pillars? ) embellished with grey, engraved carvings stumped your prior, blatant distaste of the facility.

It's safe to say you're surprised.

You're sauntering across the halls of the hospital, admiring the added features of new wards, machinery and nurses, when you bump into a wall that is, apparently, Pharma. Your, uh, very, very nice superior who you squint at your notes is definitely obsessively clingy BUT very smart , but also crazy. Like, mad crazy. Haha....

Why do you attract people like this.

"And, who ..? is this?" Condescension spools from his tone as he sizes up the Autobot SIC with a careless wave of his hand like he's some newly discovered specimen.

"Their partner." He makes sure to emphasize the 'partner' like it's a bullet. "The 'who', here is a Prowl."

"Oh, is it now. I didn't expect you to move on that quickly, dear."

"You're in a relationship?" You feel his glare on you; it's not a question.

"No, he's just—"

"Kidding! I'm only kidding." Pharma gives a hearty laugh. "My, my, officer. You know, tight muscles are a sore to deal with if you're not going to loosen them anytime soon."

"No thanks. I'll stick with a stroke."

"Ah, the ever so pessimistic. Pleasure to meet you then, officer. I've heard lots about you."

The doctor gracefully extends a hand to which Prowl ignores and then replies without much a look to him.

"If that's so, then I'm not very pleased."

The hand falls sharply, so does the smile.

"Oh, good,"

You swore you heard a joint breaking when he snaps his neck to your direction, and while you look away, you knew the chesire grin-like smile on his face is nothing but a threat.

"Very, very good." He straightens up. "How about a tour?"

Honestly, you expected the two would be more civil since they’re both so heads over heels about their reputations in front of another superiorly defined character. What you didn’t expect, however, is intruding in a tug of war that materialized from, seemingly, out of nowhere.

Right, the doctor insisted on an individual tour of your own. He suggested Ambulon show Prowl around, while he would take the pleasure of doing the same to you.

Obviously, Prowl isn't having any of that. So, you're currently between them, one arm in Pharma’s grip and the other in Prowl’s unrelenting grasp. You wince as their digits dig into your skin. If they're not careful, that's gonna leave a mark for sure.

“They already know their place around the medical facility, Jet-fuel. I’m sure they’re able to handle themself just fine without your guidance,”

“Oh, yes indeed,” Pharma, despite Prowl’s 100 degree glare, grits through his forced grin and yanks you back by the scruff of your collar, right into his chest, “I invited them here, I might as well show them around. If I didn’t know any better you’re trying to hog my staff.”

You know better than to voice your opinions. Their inner brain workings, all the cogs and mannerisms were already familiar; operating under their influence is like treading around a field of broken hards bound to prick you at any moment lest you misstep.

"Your staff?” The Autobot SIC scoffs. “Im not hogging them. It's long gone. They're not working for you, anymore. But I'm sure you're not aware of that since you've got a stick up your ass."

“Not quite, actually. Before they became your little pet—“

“They're. Not. My. Pet. I’d prefer it if you didn’t reduce them to some mindless animal—"

“Doesn’t matter. they’ll be fine. I know you haven’t you heard about this since you’re new here but Delphi has its new additions around the facility. I’m merely trying to greet back an old prodigy of mine back. In fact, they’ll be fine without you.”

"Oh, really." Prowl's up in his face now, grinding his dentas.

"How about you push my buttons and let's see where this leads?" Pharma taunts with an obvious tick on his under-optics.

That’s last week and you’re surprised when Prowl is frequenting your work station more often, always nagging you about your reports and how you ‘incorrectly’ structure them. That's strange, he never does that. Why is it only now he's bothering you about it?

When you asked him to take a look, however, he merely tosses it elsewhere and hands you his own datapad for you to look through. Of course, Pharma pops up round the corner and chastises the strategist for hogging his medic’s working hours. He says it's 'unethical' use of Power-play and authoritism and that Prowl should be locked up in jail.

Even worse, they’ve had this tug of war battle where they would try to ‘woo’ you when they can. You weren’t surpised; Pharma’s quite full of himself, so obviously he’s got territorial problems, even though you're not sure why he's so possessive over you. But later you realized he IS the entire problem. Not singular, not plural, he’s a walking embodiment of a complicated problem.

It gets worse when you're trying to do your work and here they are barging into your cubicle with another problem. At this point, you’re convinced it’s just a fight Pharma puts up because he hates sharing his pets. Now? He’s gotten too far down the rabbit hole to get up. For sentient robots who’s been through a war and back, they’re so damn petty.

Pharma’s idea way of flirting is more up and personal, he doesn’t care about your personal space and he never will. Brother in Christ, this mech does NOT leave you alone. AT ALL. He touches you whenever the time allows him to and you knew he's doing that to get under the lesser affectionate Cop-bot's skin, who finds physical touch repulsive.

Sometimes, you feel his hands up on your waist, your back against his chest as he leans over to regard your report, chin on your shoulder. If he’s feeling more bold, he often puts in his two cents of insinuating a quick session in the office which you, uh, politely decline because you’ve got a meeting with the new interns.

There's always another time, he'd jest. Yeah, well, not so funny. He’s clingy, obsessive and despite the charming suave-esque front of a Bond Villain he puts up, he’s easily the best person you can turn into a pile of seething venom.

“My little pet, I think it’s high time Prowl has his duties transferred off elsewhere, don’t you think?” His optics are twitching, and his unusually sharp talons pierce the metal desk. “ Not that I mind, that rancid Cop-bot has been getting in my nerves, recently. Wrong, this, regulations that. Can you believe it, he terminated half of my crew for, as per his words, carrying out unsanitary operations! Thats defamation! A false accusation. It takes a whole restraint not to shove him down the grinds of the accelerator.”

Please, don’t.

“He’s just monitoring the district, sir.” You maintained a neutral tone. He’s at your desk again. And, instead of trying to woo you into his bed he’s complaining. Oh, my god. I’ve got a report due tommorow. And you’re complaining. Someone, help me.

“Well, he’s not monitoring anything anytime soon with how much blood he’s leeching from your body. I should've known better than to agree with his demands to stay in your office as well. He’s stuck to you like a damn mosquito.”

Like, you're any better. You deadpan.

Prowl, on the other hand is aware and accepted the fact that he’s definitely not the most likable or the best lover kind of material out there. And, to take someone like YOU to like him, someone playful and fun, not ripping out his head every two seconds, is a blessing in and of itself.

He can't even stay a second around someone without pissing off their early descendants. So, with his glock locked and loaded he takes 'counteractive measures' to ensure that nobody is going to take that moment of happiness away from him. Even if in unethical terms he’ll have to ensure it.

“You’re been forty five meters off from your office.”

You let out a startled yelp, swivelling around to meet Prowl, oh thank god prowl, who's expression is pinched, lips pressed in a thin line and his hands are intertwined behind his back, military-like.

“I’m buying drinks,” You clutch the myriad of snacks and drinks in your arms, blinking away your pounding heart. “ H-how’d you find me?”

Prowl merely glances at the contraption on his wrist where, when you crane your neck to look over, is a circular radar with a blinking red dot.

“You’re to notify your disappearance when necessary.” He grunts out and turns on his heel. “Let me know when Jet-fuel decides to harass you again,”

Weird. Still, you brush off his disdain for the medic as nothing when instead his, ah, paranoia (?) goes on for months. That one instance youre in the bathroom? Yeah. Hello, there. I'm just walking. Totally not peeking. Totally not—

Is that a new sock?

"Prowl!"

"I'm checking if there are cameras here."

"It's a bathroom?!"

"All the more reason why I should ensure there isn't."

What's more strange is the fact that there's a blatant evidence of someone meddling with your schedule. And, you had an inkling their tug of war session travelled even to technological seams.

This rivalry continued on (despite, literally, the entire hospital's annoyance) until you eventually lost it.

It was a Friday night.

A party was held in the lounge. The younger mechs had set the celebration up to mark the lethargic end of July. Of course, since you’re invited to the party, the two came along despite not being known as party-dwellers themselve. So, it was quite a sight for the young mechs to see.

You thought they’d tone down the hostility a little and even warm up with how much time they spnd trying to one up the other. That's enough months to start a relationship, God damnit. Unfortunately, you’re not able to drink freely without the two mechs pushing against your personal space. Prodding, blabbering away about how skimpy your outfit looked. You're wearing your uniform.

At some point you drink in defeat, squished between their two frames as either tries to stop you from drinking your misery out while the other eggs you on with another bottle.

After the party they insisted dragging you back to their quarters. You’re not even halfway into your room when they start bickering again.

“Don’t you have anything better to do, Prowl?” His name is a venomous jab in the guise of a forced, seething smile. “Your presence in the hospital is unnecessary as the security guard up front. A mandatory monitor check doesn’t require you here all the time. If i didn’t know any better, you’re deliberately trying to distract them so they’ll end up in your berth.”

You hold back a vomit as Pharma nabs you into his hold, the alcohol seething your veins aren’t doing much for your psyche and you stare dumbly at the floor, wanting to retch over it.

”I’m checking up on my partner.” Prowl stands his ground then tugs you into his chest again, “Doesn’t have anything to do with you, Jet-fuel.”

“Oh, it does, actually.” Another tug back, “ It’s called harassment and I'm going to report to your superiors for pestering one of my medics.’’

“Your medic?” He scoffs. “You’re a sad sorry bunch who’s got no chicks up his ass. If I didn’t know any better you’re manipulating them into caving into a newly registered scheme. A play toy, plaything, exhausted for pleasure. Don’t think I know you used to work with the D.J.D, Jet-fuel.”

“Call me that one more time and I’ll ensure your processor isn’t he only thing I’m dislodging from that helm."

“Illegal malpractice of surgery is an offense. Is that a threat, Jet-fuel?”

“Oh, you’ll see, Officer. You’ll see just how skilled I am with my Servos.”

They’re both at already each other’s throat, servos clenched, door wings, jet-wings flaring and blasters at the ready. The Engex they’ve ingested earlier only prompted the hostile ambience and as they were about to—

“Why won’t you both fuck me already!?”

In a fit of annoyance, inebriation and stupidity, the three horsemen of your misery, the words left your lips before you even think. They stop bickering and it felt like forever as they did a 180 , full, joints creaking swivel of a ‘What did you just say???’ baffled expression thrown at your direction.

But you’re still seething and only then you’ve realized your slip-up, you’re a crumpled mess on the floor, palms wide and open, clutching your face that’s unrelentingly burning. Pharma looks like he's been kicked in the crotch and Prowl looks like he's seen God.

Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.

“Both of us, hm?” You hear Pharma muse and whether or not Prowl is considering the prospect, all you want to do as of now, is to rot in this hole you dug for yourself.

[raidenamane]

(Not a request dw) (IDK if it counts but) (Breathplay tw) (First time writing for Pharma, let's see how this goes.)

The Kiss of Life

(Heh)

Just thinking about Pharma kissing his kidnapped Little Nurse long enough that they're left breathless, helpless in his servos. How he adores feeling them squirm in his unrelenting grasp, and seeing his own solvent drip down their face from how long he's held them to his dermas. Their head was practically inside of his intake on a few occasions. For his dermas obscure their entire face with each kiss, and he can't help but thrill at the control he has over them.

The only air they have access to when he engulfs their face in a kiss like this, is the air inside his intake that's bleeding out through his pursed dermas. For the remainder of their punishment, his air is their air. He's only too willing to share after all.

"Oh dear, tired already? But we've only just gotten started." Pharma chuckles condescendingly. "I've told you before that I'd kiss the life out of you for every 'week' you'd managed to get lost. After I'd gone out of my way to find you again, of course. And this time you managed to get so lost that you even found your old coworker, First Aid. Didn't you my Little Nurse?" Pharma pauses mid-monologue to scoff lowly, offended, at the mere mention of the Wrecker obsessed Medic. And he thought that His Little Medic might prefer First Aid's company over his own.

He grabs their face with his pointer finger, and his thumb to force them to look him in the optics. To bring their attention back to him, where it belongs. "Of course, you know as well as I do how dangerous out there it is for you. That's why you find your way back to me. Every. Single. Time."

"And do you know what I think, my dear?"

He pauses again to note their attempts to stabilize their own breathing, taking advantage of his possessive rambling to catch the breath he'd stolen from them. How clever. He releases their face from his grip, and opts to raise them up to optic level instead. Bathing them in cold, blue light. "I think, that deep down in that little spark of yours? You know you belong here. With me. Under my careful supervision. And that no matter how much you protest? I know you love me, too. We only have each other here at Delphi, after all."

"Now, why don't we get back to it, hm? I may have lost count with all of our chatting, and I don't think you've learned your lesson, yet."

-Not a Request Anon

I- IM LITERALLY AT WORK LOSING IT.

I opened tumblr and was like; oh? An ask,

You killed me. UAGHSHDHSHSHDHDBDHD

I’m losing it, I can’t. Omg, I’m sorry I haven’t gotten to your other asks, this one just killed me though.

@ikkosu COME GET YOUR JUICE.

[raidenamane]

ahem, i present to you, possibilities for pharma in field butcher

hes either going to downright despise reader or absolutely adore reader's methods.

wait maybe he could despise reader's personality BUT adore the reader's methods and he's absolutely pissed about that fact? 🤣

Yes I have read all your tag and I have to say. I really like the way you burst it all out

I should probably just do a one-shot for him. With this, the story and interactions will flow more smoothly than in a scenario. Should I start with after his and Raschet's confrontation at the Delphi? And I love your idea of MC becoming his apprentice (like in Ratchet's scenario if you squint - But it's like a mirror world. Two licensed doc but guess who has schizophrenia? Just like that, I'm giggle)

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Pharma wouldn’t stop you. He wouldn’t flinch when you said something delightfully unhinged. He wouldn’t scold you for using the wrong end of the scalpel. He wouldn’t gasp when you treated a spark valve like it owed you shanix

No—he would praise you

“Fascinating” he would murmur, leaning just a bit too close “You used a bonding agent meant for hull repair to seal a neural junction. Tell me—was that instinct… or madness?”

“Both. It was either that or the guy was gonna leak memories for a week”

“Excellent” he’d sigh, visibly enchanted “Never let textbooks dull your blade"

And he would smile at you—gently, sweetly just like a scalpel tucked into a bouquet. Pharma would speak to you in metaphors, offering knowledge the way most offer confessions—desperate, beautiful, and just a little too intense. He would describe spark chambers like they were blooming flowers. He’d talk about stabilizer plates the way poets talk about collarbones

And if you laughed while slicing through a nerve cluster?

Pharma would suffer. Intensely

Because he wouldn’t know whether to report you or romance you. You were chaos with a medical license — or more terrifyingly, without one and Pharma, despite his pristine plating and textbook diction, would find himself absolutely, inexplicably, furiously enamored — He’d watch you perform a patch job with a blowtorch and dental floss and feel his spark hiccup

He’d try, really try to hate you but you’d glance up, grinning like a gremlin with a CPR certification, and Pharma would think

“Oh no. I want to kiss them. And then autopsy them. And then kiss them again”

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This is a sample that I think might be a good one, maybe add some internal conflict later

[raidenamane]

Red Flags meme but it's you and your favourite lunatic (affectionately) cybertronian s/o

[raidenamane]

I need that man now.

Yandere pharma plss ? Thank you, I love your art sm!! :3

Sure! This one inspired by @yanderes-galore 's pharma concept つ( ^w^)つ i was aiming to make him a little more pathetic crazy but i think this works too ahhajs

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[raidenamane]

i like the idea of a killer!reader being like a big sleepy bear the moment they are out of a round, just immediately curling up onto the couch and sleeping, but then becoming the complete opposite in matches

and then immediately plopping down on the ground to sleep the moment they win the match lmao

i would like headcanons of them please,,, 👉👈

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HELLOOOOOO

this is such a lovely request omg

i have a LOT of requests in the inbox so i gotta speedrun some

ooc and spelling mistakes are prolly here, too lazy to reread

enjoy!!

((fucked up the banner but whatever 💔💔

Forsaken Killers x Sleepless!Killer!Reader

1×1×1×1｡𖦹°‧

He has mixed feelings.

Well, all of her feelings are mixed with hatred so i guess you could put it that way,

The first time you won a match, and IMMEDIATELY stumbled onto the couch and passed out she was definitely taken aback. Were you feeling sick or something??

But after a while, he got used to it.

Every time you won a match, killing all the survivors extremely quickly, you always went into slumber right away.

They are expecting it at this point, and must admit youre one of the more tolerable killers here.

Not disturbing his,,,, thinking.

Hey if you were stuck in a cabin with a bunch of other freaks and psychopaths you wouldnt have anything better to do too, alright??

There were a few times when you accidently passed out really close to her on the couch, your head resting on one of his knees,

His immediate thought was to wake you up, but hes never seen,,,, anyone try that.

She didnt wake you up because she didnt wanna anger you! Absolutely NO other reason, and they WILL mass infection anyone who says even one word about this.

John Doeִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ

He doesnt really have any specific feelings towards you,

Probably because he cant.

His corruption is basically eating him alive, what did you expect?

From what he can recall, hes never talked to you?? Atleast from what he remembers.

And that would add up, since youre basically never awake in the cabin

Theres been maybe one time when he saw you awake, and that was when you first spawned in.

And well aside from that, he does see you quite often, even though you guys havent exchanged any words.

There was one time where you basically passed out next to him, on the floor.

He didnt really know what to do, or how to approach this, so he picked you up (as gently as he could) and set you on the couch.

You didnt really notice, and he doesnt really remember, so it never happend. Right?

Noli-.ᐟ.ᐟ

You arent really his cup of tea.

He sees you as,, boring. What!! He likes to have fun yk!

Hes a bit pissed about it too, you seem so fun in rounds but in the cabin youre just,,,, out. Passed out on the couch, drooling onto the pillows, one arm hanging down to the floor.

Honestly, its even a bit impressive, HOW does one manage to fall asleep within SECONDS after a round that was full od adrenaline.

He tried pranking you. Multiple times.

That being of course, playing extremely loud sound effects, (which 9 out of 10 times dont even work on you)

And toying around with you when youre passed out. By that i mean writing random stuff on you with a marker, posing you into weird poses and etc.

But after a while, you DID wake up once. And you were NOT happy with him,,,,

After that time, he (almost) never messed with you,

And he must admit, it was kinda hot

Mafioso🂱⚔

Pretty mixed feelings here.

On one side, youre extremely good at what you do, killing all the survivors with ease, sparing no one.

But on the other,, he just sees you as,, lazy.

The moment you go to sleep, hes unable to exchange any words with you.

Youre basically a stranger even though he sees you every day!

The only time he gets to know even an ounce of your personality, is when youre the killer and hes spectating.

This slowly turns into him full on getting obsessed with you.

Well, not exactly with you, but more so of getting to KNOW you.

His men did catch on, quite concerned with what hes doing

So they tried to talk to you one time, which involved waking you up.

You werent as aggressive with them as you were for example with Noli, since they woke you up, apolagizing for bothering you etc.

They only got a two words from you before you passed out again.

"Not now,," In a tired, worn out voice.

They told the boss, and he realized he can just,, do that. Wake you up.

And after doing that a few times, you werent really happy with him, even though he enjoys the few words you share with him.

Wait,,,,

zoo wee i wrote this in like an hour wth that was quick

i geniuenly need to drink more while writing because holy hell did i do a lot of words 💔

also i kinda stopped adding jason and coolkidd (ck being plantonic ofc) because they take the most time and i dont like writing for them💔 uhh quick pole

[raidenamane]

Yandere brant favorite thing to do is play knight of the sea for you or play the pirate that here to kidnap you to being his already but now more so in a dramatic way darling

There is no middle it’s one or the other he is prince of the sea or jack sparrowing it

*cue pirate of the Caribbean iconic theme song*

Yandere brant: OH OH OH a pretty baby like you meant for a caption like me 🩵

*process to tie you and throw you over his shoulder like a potato sack*

[raidenamane]

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[Cry]

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( I really shouldn't draw while overthinking ☹💭🗑)

note: I painted this to test out new brushes and tweak designs for Assure..

[raidenamane]

Could i request some general headcannons about various mechs (tfp) with a way taller reader? 🙏

Just like how they feel about it or if they allow you to pick them up etc (maybe even about having a sparkling thats also taller than them 💀)

Choice of who is all yours as long as soundwave is included

♡ [TFP] CONS WITH A TALLER S/O & sparkling!!!

i love this ask and thought it was so cute and funny... anon, i love you for this mwah. my first time answering an ask yay

warnings: mildly suggestive

including: Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, Shockwave and Knockout

Megatron:

— He's not sure what to feel about it. At all. On one hand, he absolutely despises having to crane his helm up to see you. The warlord wasn't used to it in the slightest at the start and it took a long time to get accustomed to it. After all, he's usually the biggest mech in the room.

— But at the same time, he believes he deserves the best. A bot who can match up with him when it comes to strength and dominance, he finds it more thrilling that way. So he isn't exactly upset about it.

— Just because you're his s/o doesn't mean he'll be soft on you in public! It's hysterical to watch him bark out orders as he's tilting his helm up to meet your gaze. And don't you dare hunch your backstruts down to make it easier for him! He will visibly scowl. It's like you're insulting him for being short when you're just too damn big!

— Pick him up? Don't be ridiculous! He will never let anyone pick him up. Even if you were Primus himself. The only time Megatron willingly lets himself get carried away by you is if he's that injured. Even then, the best you can do is support him as he limps.

— But him, carrying you? Oh ho ho ho. He has the exact opposite feeling about it. Megatron loves it. It's like he gets to show off just how strong he is and he is insanely strong. He loves having you full on bridal style in his servos with a look of disapproval as he's got a cocky smile flashing right at you.

— If you try to surprise him, his battle instinct will flare and he will absolutely one hundred percent accidentally hit you smack across your helm and send you flying half way through The Nemesis. Megatron would be baffled you even attempted such a thing and might even feel a little bad about it.

— A bit NSFW but Megatron will love the idea of dominating a bot bigger than him, the ego rush he gets is gratifying. Also will fold like a lawn chair if you try seducing him.

— Now if there is a sparkling involved and said sparkling is bigger than him? Again, very, very mixed feelings. It was like yesterday his little starlight was just up to his hipstruts, begging to be carried up with wide optics and now he has to look up at them? Megatron is going to look at them and just zone out sometimes, how much have they grown… How quickly has time passed? But they're still not fully matured yet, so they're still his ‘little’ starlight… but they're not little anymore and it physically hurts his spark when he thinks of it.

— However, he is really happy to know that his child is intimidating and scares others. It makes him feel proud. It's like living up to Megatron's name. But because of that, he might have some skewed expectations of his sparkling. He's like a strict father in every sense of the word and he's got targets he would want them to meet.

— Imagine his amusement when his overgrown Cybertronian equivalent of a twelve year old frightens the wits out of Starscream. Proud fatherly tears, if he could shed any.

Soundwave:

— Soundwave has absolutely no issues with it in the slightest. If anything, he actually likes it. More area for his data cables to wrap around you.

— He also doesn't really mind being picked up by you. Like he won’t say he hates it or likes it, he's indifferent about it mostly. But he absolutely hates it when you pick him up unwarranted. He does see it coming but he doesn't have any way to avoid the inevitable. If you do it in front of others, expect a ‘no-interaction-with-you-for-sometime’ treatment.

— Soundwave quietly enjoys being carried back-pack style. He's got a lot more visual feed now and it doesn't get tiresome for him to hold on since his datacables play their part in helping him out with his grip. Again, he won't admit it outright and you will struggle trying to get any admissions from him.

— This mech actually likes it when you hunch down for him so that he can speak to you better. He knows you're just being considerate so he doesn't hate it. You have no ill intentions. And he can tell when you're trying to mock him so it's really not a huge deal for the guy.

— I think Soundwave would try to lift you up with his datacables at least once to try and return your treatment and it ends up with the two of you as a tangled mess of limbs and data cables. Never again.

— This also means Lazerbeak has a nice spot to perch on, your paldron. He's going to be sitting there like those pirates and their parrots, like a crow on a lamp post.

— A bit NSFW but like I said earlier, he gets a lot more area to wrap his datacables with. More… opportunities.

— Again, he has absolutely no quarrels with his sparkling being bigger than him. I think Soundwave would be a girl dad. Like it doesn't matter how much bigger or stronger or smarter they are; they will ALWAYS be his baby. His brightest star. Of course, Soundwave wouldn't outwardly baby or pamper his sparkling but the thought is always in his helm no matter what size they are. So even if there's a minor injury involved, he's going to sit you down and patch them up like he used to when they were tiny. Soundwave is more of an action type of mech.

— Totally expects his sparkling to hunch down so that he can give them helm-pats. Soundwave strikes me as someone who would definitely give headpats as a sign of approval, affection and as a sign that he's proud of his literal child. Soundwave will just stand there and expect his sparkling to do so.

— Lazerbeak will sit on the sparkling's helm as they walk around. Sort of like a monitor.

— He's actually a really good dad. Even if he usually always busy he still makes time for his kid.

Starscream:

— The bombastic Starscream, where do I even start? He used to be very intimidated by you. Extremely. You're hovering over him like you're some sort of all seeing eye. It used to creep him out.

— Even after all your time being together, it will still unnerve him sometimes when you just stand behind him and look down at him but it's also kind of… hot.

— He will hiss like a cat if you try to pick him up. And if you try to pick him up by surprise, he's going to let out his embarrassingly high pitched squeal and then proceed to grumble while you make fun of him.

— But the thing is, Starscream actually likes being picked up unlike Megatron who genuinely despises it with all his spark. It's just Starscream's pride not allowing him to admit it, telling him to resist the allure of your warm servos and comforting EM field. If you are going to pick him up, make sure it's a bridal style. He's less grumpy about it that way.

— He doesn't even attempt to lift you up.

— One thing he does like is the privilege one gets when they have an intimidatingly tall s/o. Oh, you're trying to beat him up? He's running immediately to you. You give him scary dog privilege in a way and Starscream isn't ashamed about using it. He'll nervously laugh as he stands behind you as if you're a shield.

— A bit NSFW, just like Megatron, Starscream too finds it appealing to dominate a bot bigger than himself. But it also makes his submission feel oddly thrilling.

— If there's a sparkling involved, Starscream is going to be utterly disappointed when they turn out to grow bigger than him before they fully mature. His wings droop and everything. He remembers back then when he'd have this baby plane flying right next to him back when he used to take them for regular flight practice… and how they'd marvel at his flight stunts. If his sparkling gets cocky with him, Starscream will not hesitate to hit them with the: “just because you're bigger doesn't mean you can talk back to me like that!” while they blow a raspberry at him. Starscream knows it'll get to their helm and he hasn't the faintest idea on how to discipline them.

— But a part of him is relieved. An intimidation factor means that bots are less inclined to pick a fight with them and height plays a crucial role in that so at least his kid is safe from getting into too many fights… However, since they're his, it's likely that they're the one to start the fight.

— Unfortunately has to rely on his sparkling to get things from the top shelf. He's got a grimace while the sparkling is all smug about it.

Shockwave:

— Much like Soundwave, he is mostly indifferent to it. He doesn't even feel emotions to begin with, or so he claims. Shockwave thinks of this in a ‘pros & cons’ way. Logically.

— If you can pick him up, it's a miracle because he is a literal tank. He will be surprised and Shockwave will definitely be intrigued, he would want you on his examination table because that is not normal. While the slight fuzziness blooming in his spark is foreign, a part of him doesn't actually mind you carrying him at all. If anything, he finds it highly convenient because that means you can easily escort him out of an area quickly in a situation where he's severely injured himself.

— When it comes to what he really feels about it… he doesn't exactly like it. But it's mostly because he's not used it. However, once he does get used to it. He's going to be reading some or the other scientific journal as he's being piggy-back carried by you, it's a part of your exercise routine now.

— Shockwave, surprisingly, could have picked you up if he had both servos but unfortunately, he doesn't. If he did have both servos, he would be able to hoist you up for a while actually.

— One thing he does enjoy the most is the fact that this means he can make even more custom upgrades and mods for you since you might have a hard time finding any given you're not in any of the regular size classes. Shockwave enjoys making things for you.

— Also, this makes you the ideal lab assistant because you can just reach over and stretch to get things that Shockwave would need to walk and get. He likes that a lot.

— Now, the chances of Shockwave even having a sparkling is slim to none and if he did, 10/10 chance it was a lab accident. So things between the sparkling and him are already kind of awkward.

— He is very, very indifferent about his sparkling being taller than him at some point in their life, even if it's before they fully mature. If anything, he finds it to be an opportunity to study gigantism in Cybertronian sparklings. But a part of him, a very small part of him will miss the little hellspawn that would tinker around in his lab and mess with things. Mostly because he found it amusing. However, at least he doesn't need to clean up any messes in his lab anymore.

— I feel like Shockwave would stack up a ton of datapads on sparkling psychology and growth so he would be surprisingly prepared to deal with this.

Knockout:

— Knockout is foaming at the mouth, on all fours, optics popping out of his helm, howling at the moon, steaming from his vents and fanning himself. In short, he likes them strong and dangerous so out of everyone here, he is the happiest with an extremely tall s/o. He's got a thing for big and strong. Real heavy duty.

— Knockout would feel very, very cocky because his s/o is amazing and kinda scary in his optics and just like Starscream, it gives him scary dog privilege. Someone to run to if he messes up. I also feel like Knockout would be a flirtatious and smug iteration of a wife-guy. Someone could be talking about their partner and Knockout would go “Yeah but my s/o can-” *proceeds to say why you're better*

— Endless flirts directed at you as he's craning his helm up with a smirk to meet your gaze, Knockout doesn't mind. Besides, he's got something to soothe his neck at the med bay. So flirtatious, it'll get you absolutely flustered because you're basically the embodiment of his type.

— He's the happiest out of them all to be picked up. Public or not, Knockout really doesn't care. Hold him anyway you want to. He enjoys your servos on him, being in your embrace and the comfort of your EM field.

— Again, much like Starscream, he isn't going to even try and pick you up himself. He's happy in your servos. Knockout will let out a squeal just like Starscream if you sneak up on him though and he will give you a peace of his mind for that but he won't resist your embrace.

— Knockout having a sparkling is purely because he messed around a little too much and ended up having to be a parent.

— Knockout has absolutely no clue how to cope with his sparkling being bigger than him. He kinda can't even believe they're his internally for a moment because he does not have this sort of coding in any of his programming modules. Regardless, he would be trying his best and is actually pretty decent at taking care of a sparkling.

— He typically avoids sparklings but as a not really licensed medic, he's come across many so it's no big deal. But he does struggle at disciplining his sparkling. Knockout does miss it when they were just a tiny terror violently giggling, running around his medbay with all his tools in their little servos as the red race car had to chase them down while yelling at them. But now he’s breaking his neck here.

— If they're a land alt. then Knockout is def taking them racing and probably giving them tips on how they could move faster because since their frame is bigger, there's a huge chance they won't be able to move as fast as him.

[raidenamane]

Vro

Do you think cybertronians ever get a bit freaked out on how tough we are? Yes they can break us like toothpicks but humans seem to be able to take a good beating as well with adrenaline helping. Even our own body and oxygen trys kills us and yet we stick around like roaches. We're fragile in some reasonable and dumb ways and then resilient in the most dumbest ways.

Oh definitely, alot of the bots are very off put by how fragile humans are just in general and tend to avoid them.

But then there's the moments like Ratchet working a late shift and a small knock on the door alerts him someone's there, he turns around expecting it to be Rodimus or Whirl who he's about to scold but instead it's one of the humans and they look worse for wear. After fussing over them for a moment, detailed scans relay fractured ribs, a broken collar bone, and a heap of bruises and yet the humans just like. "Can I have some Panadol, Nurophen, and a glass of water?" Because they don't know what else to do its what they would get. Most of the times they ended up in the hospital. Ratchet is losing his God dawn mind as he rushes around looking for the best painkillers he can find for orgaincs in the smallest dosage he can give, hoping to primus it doesn't shut their heart down. In the end, they end up on a medication that makes them extremely drowsy, almost like the green whistle/ Weed.

Ratchet ends up doing alot of study on the human body and realises just how fucked up little monsters we are. We literally need oxygen to survive but he we have to much pure oxygen it will kill us. Water, we need a certain amount of it, if we don't have enough we will get dehydrated and die, if we have to much we will get water poisoning, intoxication, or a disruption of brain function. This happens when there's too much water in our cells, such as the brain and blood cells, causing them to swell. When the cells in the brain swell, they cause pressure in the brain, resulting in death. The issue is that it can become an addiction to drinking too much water for the effect it has on the body. Same with nearly everything we consume, it can kill us, but we need a lot of it in moderation.

Human: "I just need some basic pain killers and a nap"

Bot: "No, you need full surgery, sedations, and 3 weeks of recovery!"

Human: "nah she'll be fine!"

Bot: "Absolutely Not, bed now before I cuff you"

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Following that imagine a first contact AU where Cybertronians and humans are just slowly getting to know how the other works and next thing a human is kneeling over in horrific pain and it send the bots all into panic mode trying to help them, wondering what's happening and thinking they are dying. And the human after about ten minutes some pain killers still looking rather pale and unhealthy just go. "Sorry about that fuck I hate, Cramps/palpitations/ phantom pains/ and such" and the bots are just looking at them horrified like.

Bot: NOT NORMAL!!!"

Human: what you talking about?

Bot: everything that just happened you literally just short circuited!

Human: nah that's causal wait till you see the really funky shit.

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Human pet AU

Cybertronian's keeping humans as pets is like humans keeping hamsters. Humans are some of the most homicidal, suicidal and just deranged creatures that Cybertronian's could keep as pets. It's gotten to the point that they are a luxury/ exotic pet because if you do not feed them the right stuff, give them the right amount of light and socialising, and they will just die. There are so many Cybertronian's who take their human into clinics worried as and its just the human being a little bustard because they didn't get the treat they wanted 2 weeks ago and are still holding that grudge. Not to mention, we are prone to causing as much trouble and issue. We are like cats.

But we are also very easily sick and primus forbid a human gets sick because to a bot they think it's a death sentence for their sweet little spitfire of a human who they have had now for ages. And the human looks ready to die, and the next day, they are up and about like nothing ever happened.

Human: if you don't feed me the meals I want I'm going to pretend to die. If you do feed me what I want I might actually die because I shouldn't be eating it.

Panicked bot: "MY HUMAN HAS GOTTEN SICK. HELP!?!"

Human: totally worth it.

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In conclusion, the cybertronians are rather wary/ concerned about how resilient humans really are.

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[raidenamane]

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As a mother, this photo shattered me — not only because of what Mahmoud has lost, but because I see my own son in him. My children are hungry, weak, and traumatized. We have no food, no clean water, no shelter, and no medical aid. Every day is a fight for survival.

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