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in some other world, i’m laying on my bed, eyes on the popcorn ceiling. it’s my birthday and i’m ok

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Soemtimes I’m like hmm normal then sometimes, The Slut™ takes over

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I promise you, I beg of you all, shutting the fuck up and stepping away from social media to actually educate yourself about a crisis event from reputable sources will always be SO much more productive than blindly reblogging/retweeting fearmongering misinformation-riddled posts and literal military donation links from anonymous people on the internet.

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for everyone out there making jokes about Ukraine without being affected by it, that's not gallows humor. gallows humor is for those on the gallows, gallows humor from the audience is part of the execution.

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what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

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i hope this is all that remains of us for future generations

oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

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Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

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a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions

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I absolutely adore this video

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mine takes off like the very top layer of skin so I have like a peeled edge around the red area, it's icky

Hate the 4 or so days after peeling a bandaid off where you have to wait for the stupid red mark to go away

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yarmulkat

having a religious experience

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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oh you meant the drink...

*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

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quite possibly my favorite collection of photos ever

This is the Target Dress Challenge - they fancied it up with a knife,gun and a cute bunny. I say they win

These are some other prime candidates

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