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Person: how are you?

Me: im ok

Person: why just ok?

Message appears: you are not an experienced enough friend to unlock this response yet. try again after reaching friendship level 10.

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Not wanting children, having tattoos, swearing, or not being able to cook does not make you ‘less of a woman’. You know what does make you less of a woman? Not identifying as female. That’s it. Fuck off with your outdated gender roles conformism bullshit.

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do not read old emails, old texts, old logs, anything from someone you don’t interact with anymore.  take out the trash, delete it all, purge it from your life.  there’s no sense in keeping painful reminders no matter how fond they once were.  this clutter no longer serves you; it just takes up valuable space.

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I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

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So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set”

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Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

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me during classes

“that’s racist”

“that’s sexist”

“there are more than two genders”

“ok but could we maybe not use that word”

“that’s ableist”

“there aren’t enough girls in here”

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you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

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things to imagine: dipper and mabel goin thru embarrassing phases together

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things to imagine: dipper and mabel goin thru embarrassing phases together

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Steven, that voice…

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people I call "dude."

male friends: dude

female friends: dude

cis friends: dude

queer friends: dude

trans friends: dude

my parents: dude

my boss: dude

the president: mr. dude

the queen: your dudeness

the pope: holy dude

people who dont want to be called dude because it makes them feel uncomfortable or dysphoric with unwanted connotations of gender associated with the word: pal

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Of course he’d be into plant stuff

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Regardless of how you feel about other people’s pets, whether they’re rats or snakes or spiders or lizards or whatever else, don’t be a dick. Do not make jokes about killing them, do not comment on how disgusting they are and do not act like the animal is a contagious disease that you need to get away from. These are our beloved pets. You wouldn’t like it if someone treated your pets like that, so please don’t do it to ours just because they’re a little bit different.

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Regardless of how you feel about other people’s pets, whether they’re rats or snakes or spiders or lizards or whatever else, don’t be a dick. Do not make jokes about killing them, do not comment on how disgusting they are and do not act like the animal is a contagious disease that you need to get away from. These are our beloved pets. You wouldn’t like it if someone treated your pets like that, so please don’t do it to ours just because they’re a little bit different.

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Relationship goals met, me and Brad have matching gay space mum icons.

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What do you mean it’s not gay if it’s on the moon? What if I wanna be gay on the moon? I’ll be gay all over the damn solar system if I want you don’t tell me what to do