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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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two INT builds fighting over starlight shards

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knight (large breasts) removing her breastplate and releasing a bunch of boob sweat like a mech venting steam

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hey do you guys wanna come over and play blow jobs later

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new fave video

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I ended up getting drawn on last night, but imo, I could use a few more marks on me ;)

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No context handing a Primarch a cat

I'm thinking about the freaks again,,, love those guys

Lion El'johnson: grabs it by the stomach and immediately tosses it to the ground. he knows it will be fine cause he's also a kitty

Fulgrim: if its a siamese, ragdoll or one of those expensive ones he'll start fawning over how gorgeous and elegant it is. other breeds he'll be very confused and a little intrigued. if it's a black cat he'll point at it and go "that's you" to ferrus manus

Perturabo: do not hand this man a cat he will hurt it!!!! on accident. and he'll be self loathing about the only thing he knows how to do is destroy until the end of time. and you're like yeah ok whatever but we gotta take that thang to the vet man

Jaghatai Khan: deeply amused, he thinks it's cute but will pass it back to you. unless it visibly has zoomies. "a fine warrior!" he will proclaim as it runs around

Leman Russ: dog person, doesn't like cats at all but he's experienced enough w animals to hold it properly. frowning so hard and puts it down quickly but gently

Rogal Dorn: he's holding it two handed like its a really big subway sandwich. very confused, just so baffled. if he let's it stay and it walks over his desk he talks to it very sternly about how that is Not appropriate behaviour. it does it again

Konrad Curze: DO NOT GIVE THIS MAN AN ANIMAL TO HOLD. he scares it away with his freak aura, for the best tbh

Sanguinius: curious but amused. the cat is going AT it trying to attack his wings but he's holding it very nicely I think sang loves animals

Ferrus Manus: annoyed I'm afraid. he's also worried he'll hurt it and passes it off to someone else. under no circumstances is that "someone else" someone from his legion, they cannot be trusted

Angron: another do not give this man an animal. its cute to him however ☝️ he is aware he might hurt it and is very quick to let it run off

Roboute Guilliman: confused but he's so tired everything is confusing him. he just treats it like another Thing to Handle and puts it on the stupid useless paperwork pile. if he ever locks back in to reality I think he'd find it very cute. it lives in his office now

Mortarion: annoyed. he doesn't like animals as much as plants but if it's a rarer breed of cat he'll quietly observe it like a bug for a little while. otherwise he's shoving it back to you immediately

Magnus: MAGNUS CAT DAD PROPAGANDA he has ten squillion cats in his library and this one is coming home with him too

Horus Lupercal: laughs, he thinks it's very amusing. handles it clumsily but he's doing his best

Lorgar Aurelian: extremely unfamiliar with animals, they're not allowed in the temple so he doesn't know what to do with it and hands it back to you

Vulkan: the best cat holder on this list. any confusion is not relevant he's holding that thang as if he personally gave birth to it

Corvus Corax: not interested and thinks it's weird you'd hand it to him, hands it back by the scruff of the neck

Alpharius/Omegon: kitty gets too confused and runs away

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there’s nothing a BLEGH in a song can’t fix

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i love being a doll. dolls are the best thing in the world

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Personally I'm an action figure and not a doll but I support you ✌️ You do you man

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I love being an action figure. action figures are the best thing in the world

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i couldnt stand being a doll lol. love being an action figure so bad

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can you all make your own post

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okay, can we talk about the infighting in the toys community?

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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Beware the pipeline!

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kinky stuff is nice sure but the intimacy of pregnancy turns me on so so much.

the way your partner's eyes widen at being told that you're pregnant. that their baby is currently occupying your womb. they tenderly care for you through the bad parts of the first trimester. they bring you water, rub your back as you vomit, fix you soup and teas for your stomach. even though there's no noticeable bump, they still rub your belly, which admittedly makes you feel better due to the stomach aches and bloating.

during the second trimester they get so excited seeing your bump finally come in. they insist on you wearing clothes that hug your belly. they cant keep your hands off of you, telling everyone that you're carrying their baby. they're constantly touching your belly or your widening hips. they join you in your frequent naps and even try your weird cravings.

during the third trimester it gets difficult again, this time due to being so big, but they support you so well. they bring you whatever you need so you dont have to get up. and if you do need to get up, they make sure to help you. when your belly feels too heavy, they hold it for you, lifting the weight off your poor back. they love feeling the baby through your skin. they often cuddle with you, rubbing your belly and occasionally poking your flesh to provoke the baby into kicking.

leading up to labor, they do everything to comfort you. they hold you and tell you how wonderful you are as you get false contractions, which only get worse leading up to the actual birth. during the actual birth, they focus on making you comfortable. they refill your water bottle as many times as you need and they bring you the occasional snack. they hold your hand and rub your hair as you contract. when you push, they're holding your hand and kissing your head, telling you that you're doing a perfect job and they love you so much. when they finally see the baby, they're over the moon. they cant decide whether to fawn over you or the baby. you did such a good job and they couldnt be more in love than they already are.

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dragon who catches you trying to rob her and just starts brawling with you - and it's not an even fight. you can't even manage to land a hit on her before she just swats you with her claws or her tail and knocks you on your back

she doesn't even give you the honor of actually finishing you off, either. every time you go down, gasping for breath on the cool stone floor, she just roars at you to get up and fight back, and it's honestly pissing you off

you use your sword as a cane to steady yourself as you get up, placing your weight back on your shaking, bruised legs and wiping a rivulet of blood from your forehead out of your eyes before lifting your sword up - and then the flat of her tail smashes hard against your back, tossing you across the cave and sending you crumpling against the ground again

this time, you don't get up. she's on top of you before you can, placing one clawed foot on your torso and pressing down, snarling in your face as one of your ribs makes a disgusting crunching noise and there's a burst of pain in your chest. she's trying to talk to you

gods, you're fucking pathetic. i could have killed you instantly if i had wanted, but i thought i'd be generous and give you the chance to honestly win the gold you tried to steal... but you're so fucking worthless i shouldn't have bothered...

you try to reach with one bloody arm for your sword, hoping you can get a cheap shot into her throat as she monologues, but she sees what you're doing and effortlessly bats it away with her muzzle before raking her claws up your face, drawing shallow lines of blood

i don't even know what to do with you. you're not strong enough to be a laborer or fast enough to be a messenger for me. i bet you don't even taste good enough to bother roasting and eating you. maybe i should just snap your neck and be done with it. you're too useless for anything else, at least

you don't have any idea what to do. you're just fucking pissed. you try to hit her with the arm you don't have pinned, and she just grabs it in her teeth, digs in, and then flicks her head to wrench it out of the socket before dropping it to lie there uselessly. you wish she'd stop toying with you and actually fucking kill you already

your shoulderblades burn

what, no snide dying retort? not gonna scream out and hope someone will come find you and save you in your last living moments as my claws sink into your gu-

she stops talking and makes a violent hacking sound as your new wing snaps forward instinctively, the blunt thumb-claw slamming hard into her throat. your tail flexes, shoving her off of you and rolling her to the side, where she lays on the ground gasping for air as you get your clawed paws under you and stand up

she fucking smirks as you stretch your legs and curiously unfurl and move your wings, skin tearing away with each movement to reveal glossy viridian scales

i knew what you were the second you walked into my lair. my gold has enough enchantments on it to give a human a nasty, permanent hangover if they even know it exists. only another dragon would be resistant enough to the magic to be able to take any of it. all i had to do was trigger the transformation, which in my experience works best with anger. sorry, but also beating the shit out of you was fun as hell. want to return the favor?

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Love this gif. It's so accurate, and the person in it gives me gender envy like crazy. Which isn't necessarily a good thing but meh. I like the gif anyway.