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the new nuclear family is 1 transgender caterwauling freak 1 ventriloquist dummy and 3 uncles
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Australian KOSA is occurring right now
They are banning anyone under the age of sixteen from almost all media sites, including YouTube now.
They are including sites they promised they wouldn’t include
They are using inaccurate face scanning tech that does not accurately know your age
The other option is using government IDs
Neither is wanted.
PAY ATTENTION TO THIS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE JUST FOR A MOMENT


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A proper salad consists of three divine components:
ingredience (vegitable of all kin)
indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)
violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)
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A recipe for grilled rats, Bordeaux-style, calls for the use of alcoholic rats who live in wine cellars. These rats are skinned and eviscerated, brushed with a thick sauce of olive oil and crushed shallots, and grilled over a fire of broken wine barrels.[20][21][22][23][24]
I like how this isnt "feed rats wine to make them taste special" its "just go in a wine cellar and use the fucked up rats that inevitably live there and developed a fucked up alcohol-centric diet due to addiction"
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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this
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My current not-approved-by-the-government opinion is that im not anyone's parent and i should not be responsible for random teenagers online. If I post smth thats 'meant for adults' and its labled as such then what happens from there is literally not my problem. If a teen- who is fully capable of turning on self moderation settings on their own btw- doesn't use a site's provided self moderation settings and they see boobs or dicks then like literally whatever, its neither the end of the world or a big deal. It shouldn't fall on me or a website or a tech company to do a parent's job, and also frankly i don't think a parent should be breathing down their 16 year old's neck on the off chance they do actually want to look at tits, but thats a discussion that americans will fucking throw a fit at so maybe we'll discuss that another day in better company.
"But what about young children!!" see thats! where parents should be involved- that is to say, why are you letting your young child on the internet in the first place, you fucking idiot.
Edit that's not gonna be seen: i've muted this post, if you're arguing in the replies i do not see it nor do i care.
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she danger on my days til i na na na na na na na na na
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and these "dodents" you speak of. they are known for their hospitality, are they not?
"for them, my Queen, everything is on the mouse"
*she sneers* and so they will invite Us right to their throne...
*Act II - Location: Outside the Dodent Village*
*SFX: Dodent Music, ambient sounds of dodent merrymaking*
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brachial artery perverts put your hands in the air
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“All moans of pleasure, which can be problematic as they can sometimes be associated with pain or discomfort, will be replaced with enthusiastic yippees to keep the tone consensual” -CaitVi kinktober account probably
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we need a name for the opposite of a blorbo. an anti-blorbo if you will. a character you’ve been forced to encounter in dashboard wilderness so often it's now anathema to your fandom instincts. not a blorbo but a "hell no not this fucker again"
#danny phantom#jason todd#kylo ren#that ugly bastard#zuko#all my blorbnos i fucking hate them with a burning passion#zuko’s alr but his fanon characterisation sux#oh also any member of#mindless self indulgence
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grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen
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