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Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

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as much as i love the “dick is damian’s fav batman” narrative, the ‘justice league son of batman’ plotline offered unexplored potential for the sheer confusion that gotham must’ve gone through watching “batman” suddenly show up one day 3 inches shorter, bludhaven accent, trying to wrangle the feral little kid that was following him around fine a week ago

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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

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I don't care what your sexuality is if we start doing kiss marry kill or smash or pass for people of a gender you're not actually attracted to you can have some gosh darn imagination. Make a choice. Pick. Imagine. Open your mind to creativity.

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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We're making out and he starts grabbing my crotch through my ebay Tripp pants and I say "wait, hold on," and take out my phone. I unsubscribe from r/virgin.

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Extraordinary bi-color grape agate (Chalcedony) specimen from Indonesia

Photo: IndoMineral

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haha get friendshipped. idiot.

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Honestly who gives a fuck

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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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Hahahaha that's funny. No if I say anything negative towards him he'll beat me up and I'll become homeless

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my fursona looks like a girl on purpose but is a boy through and through (⁠ᵔ⁠ᴥ⁠ᵔ⁠)(⁠ᵔ⁠ᴥ⁠ᵔ⁠)(⁠ᵔ⁠ᴥ⁠ᵔ⁠) boys can look a lil cute and girly as a treat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if you dont like fat and hairy people i cant help you

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Pinkie pie being pinkie pie

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Batman: Why didn’t you tell me?

Batkid: You didn’t ask.

This is a regularly repeating conversation that covers anything and everything. Lost an organ? Well, you didn’t ask. Secretly eloped? Never came up. Adopted a child? Well, I’m telling you now. Spent four months in an alternate dimension and came back ten minutes after you left? Huh, could have sworn I mentioned that, but to be fair it’s not like you asked.

And every. Single. Time. Batman is just like… No? It’s not? Why would I have thought to ask that?

Barbara tells Bruce it’s karma for never telling the Justice League anything. Bruce is not amused. Barbara proceeds to invite him to her wedding.

Bruce: I didn’t know you were dating anyone?

Barbara:

Barbara: Well, it’s not like you asked.

Bruce: *eye spasms*