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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?

And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.

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somatic symptoms of anxiety are so fucked. what do you mean I got so scared my body decided that it needed to add nausea and headache and dizzy to the situation. how is it helping

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So two of the kids I watch gathered that I am a witch because A: I like bugs B: My hair is purple and C: my bones make weird sounds. They very much like me and call me the nice witch.

Part 1 here!

(Check my page for more stories soon)

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I usually default to the Herobrine one but occasionally I claim that my sister was a bear and we used to fight a lot.

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I hate googling shit like "why am I still sad and tired when I ate and slept and have been walked and watered" and it's always some shit like "your brain is fried because your parents sucked at handling kids when you were a kid". Like can it be literally anything else sometime, just for the sake of variety.

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The trick is to do it without shame. Literally anything could be cool if you just did it shamelessly

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I would really like this trend of donation scammers sending anons to stop. I block them yet they still send anons. It's very annoying.

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I dislocated my hip the other day reaching for my phone (on the coffee table, 4 feet away from where I was sitting on the couch) because I was trying to not get up (spoiler: I had to get up to put it back in) and then my boyfriend hurt his nose on the same day, and both injuries happened while we were hanging out, so now everyone thinks I was sitting on his face/getting eaten out and tbh I wish that's how it happened, but I cannot escape the allegations.

I <3 my connective tissue disorder!

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me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps

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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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2 step guide to having a beach body!

1) Have a body.

2) Take it to the beach!

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I know people aren't here for the news, but trans folks, I'm thinking of you tonight and how you deserve better.

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atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends

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And! You can also make it so your power button doesn't prompt you to turn on an assistant and only has your power menu, as well as disable circle to search when you press and hold your home button

To make your power button show the power off menu instead of prompting you to turn on/opening Bixby or Google assistant:

Go to settings > advanced features > side button > press and hold > select power off menu

To disable circle to search:

Go to settings > display > navigation bar > circle to search > turn it off

I know this works for Samsung, I can't speak on any other devices

When I figured these out, along with turning off the ai assistant, I was so excited because these were so incredibly obnoxious. Also, if there's a feature you hate, 70% of the time there's a way to turn it off, they just make it a pain in the ass. The search bar in settings exists for a reason and is infinitely helpful, I used it to figure out how to turn all this stuff off the first time. As long as you have a vauge idea of what it could be called, you can search for it. And now my phone is free of ai assistants, to the maximum I've found anyway

Update: if you do the side button before you update your phone to whatever the version is that makes it have a ui like an iPhone, you gotta do it again (once again, this is for Samsung)

Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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I think people let JK Rowling's transphobia define her too much, we need to acknowledge her other aspects.

She's also a racist, antisemitic, and a Holocaust denier, we can't forget that!

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