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Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information
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you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
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If tumblr goes down everyone simply has to move to the beautiful city of Chicago
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I APOLOGISE FOR NOT REPLYING TO YOUR EMAIL SOONER. ONE DAY ALL OF US WILL HAVE TO CONVINCE OURSELVES THAT WE SPENT THE GIFT OF TIME ON EARTH WELL.
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Oh damn Macklemore is speaking at the Free Palestine rally
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lobbying the Olympic committee to recognize gay chicken as a real sport
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toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.
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girl help my Shoulder Angel and Shoulder Devil just realized they're both girls and they're doing yuri right next to my ear while I'm trying to eat
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an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail
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