Continuation to the HH Murder mystery pt. 2
My Bff’s last ones:
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You become BFFs with: Raph
The one who wants to kill you: Draxum
Read U a bedtime story every night: Casey Jr
U have a crush on: Cassandra
One who babysits u 24/7: Cassandra
Abandoned u one time in the sewers: Draxum
Treats u like a human being: Mikey
Tried to poison u with pizza: Raph
Walked in on u changing clothes one time and never talked to u again: Raph
“YOU ATE MY PIZZA!!”: Raph
They hugged u for no reason: Raph
Acts like a mother: Leo
Acts like the fun uncle: Splinter
Let’s u sit on their lap (as a joke but u blushed): Donnie
These were my results
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April: What are you doing?
Leo, digging into a jar of Skittles and putting some into a separate bowl: Donnie really likes the green ones so I'm separating them
April: Aww, that's sweet
Leo: What? No. I'm planning to eat them in front of him and then run
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Donnie: And here you can see the endangered Raphael in his natural habitat
Raph: *falls down the stairs, spilling cereal everywhere, screaming*
Donnie: Natural selection is coming for this specimen
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Leo: I made all of us into Sims, look
Mikey: Where are you?
Leo: I'm the grave in the backyard
Raph:
Donnie:
Mikey:
Donnie: Put me there too
Raph: Oh my god-
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Raph: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Mikey: ...I did. I broke it.
Raph: No. No you didn't. Leo?
Leo: Don't look at me. Look at Donnie.
Donnie: What?! I didn't break it.
Leo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Donnie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Leo: Suspicious.
Donnie: No, it's not!
Splinter: If it matters, probably not, but April was the last one to use it.
April: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Splinter: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
April: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Splinter!
Mikey: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Raph.
Raph: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Splinter: Raph... Leo's been awfully quiet.
Leo: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Raph, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Raph: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Raph:
Raph: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
This is my longest one yet Lol 😂
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Mikey: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Leo: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia here
Donnie: Weak. It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred
Raph: Go to sleep, please. I am begging you...
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Mikey: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Leo: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, April?
April: Probably “road work ahead”.
Donnie: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Leo: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
splinter: Nope, absolutely not.
April: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Donnie: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Raph: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Mikey: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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