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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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HAPPY (late) BDAY TO RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE!!!!!!!

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Poorly drawn Blitzle line

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Beyblade heavyweight division

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Beyblade heavyweight division

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this was originally reposted by one of those stupid repost accounts but i like the image so much so im stealing it. its mine now. on my blog. without reblogging the repost account

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20 examples of periodic solutions to the three-body problem

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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

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so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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It takes a Village

Happy 4th anniversary to the game that completely destroyed me

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I’ve just been manipulated

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She’s like Sonic