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I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.

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"I don't know what to do without you, I don't know where to put my hands, I have been trying to lay my head down but I'm writing this at 3 AM"

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Commission❤️

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Shen Yuan just wanted a kiss 😔

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all debates abt the artistic merits of fanfiction fail to recognize the purpose of fic. you don’t write fic to be published or to learn how to construct a narrative although you can use it to develop style. you write it so that your friends will message you “bestie you’re utterly deranged for this one im eating dirt” 

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New Podfic - "Got your way with me" by vesna aka @ziusik

"It doesn't hit Wei Ying until the third time it happens. In his defense, he's not running on all cylinders, and definitely only on four hours of sleep. So if all he's noticed about the guy sharing the elevator with him for the third time in two weeks is his hotness, who can really blame him?"

Signal tags: Fuckbuddies, friends with benefits, Wei Ying is always the last one to know, Lan Zhan FUCKS (This WY does pick up on at once) XD

Wei Ying pov. Cover art by @jennisaisquoi79

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Coñe como mola

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SQQ: ...so we just have to wait like, 20 minutes.

LBH: Shizun is so smart.

MBJ: Mm.

SQH: Aw maaan, what should we do to pass the time?

SQQ: Sit quietly.

SQH: Nah that's boring. Let's play Fuck Marry Kill!

SQQ: Absolutely not.

LBH: ...what is this game?

SQH: So you pick a person, real or fictional and then everyone says if they would fuck marry or kill them if they had to. You can't opt out you have to pick one.

SQH: So let's say... Liu Qingge.

MBJ: ...Fuck.

SQH: I would also fuck him.

LBH: Kill.

SQQ: Binghe!

SQH: What about you bro?

SQQ: I'm not playing!

SQH: Come on bro!

SQQ: I'm not saying anything!

LBH: ...Shizun should play.

SQQ: No!

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Faces in coffee.

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You know how tall men tend to tease their shorter girlfriends, using them as an armrest and being all smug about it? Tianlang-jun would never. The man bends himself like a pretzel to make himself look smaller than Su Xiyan. Leaning in doorways, sprawled and hunched over on chairs, laying in the grass instead of sitting with her. You can read about this approach and more in his upcoming novel Establish Subservience: Bagging a Warrior Bride.

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Art museum priorities are in order.

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Chaotic gremlins and their sugar spouses

(CR: vk.com/ookamikiba. Translated and reposted with permission.)

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My fave thing ever in scum villain fics is when Shen Yuan is not the POV character and they stumble upon a veeeery obvious wifeplot. These poor women are just exist out in the world with their plot devices and incurable diseases, but Binghe likes his Shizun too much so they just have to cope.

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They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.