rallythedead
rallythedead
"Bearded, Smooth Talking Devil Man"
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36yr old British tattooed Red coat. “Tumblr Veteran”, Consistent failure, Argumentative, Chef
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rallythedead · 3 months ago
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I thought you were dead!
Only on the inside
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rallythedead · 3 months ago
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rallythedead · 6 months ago
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rallythedead · 6 months ago
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I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already fucking dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just fucking live
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rallythedead · 7 months ago
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rallythedead · 7 months ago
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rallythedead · 7 months ago
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rallythedead · 7 months ago
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Wanna come fuck my neices pussy with me while her parents are out of town for work my 9.5 inch dick is inside her smooth tiny pussy right now and she is screaming
No I’m good thank you
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rallythedead · 10 months ago
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What can I say 🤷
I’m built different
You’re in her dms, I’m in those cryptic, prophetic dreams she keeps having. We’re not the same
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rallythedead · 11 months ago
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From first selfie on here to my most recent.
I’d like to think there has been a bit of a glow up! 😬
I’d love to see other people’s!
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rallythedead · 11 months ago
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Are you looking or happy single?
At this point all but given up 😂
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rallythedead · 11 months ago
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rallythedead · 11 months ago
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Ok boomer
Happy Birthday you old af now
Thanks dinosaur
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rallythedead · 11 months ago
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I’m sure I can give those poor legs a rub down to make it better! 👀😂
How are the dangerbooty and thighs these days?
exhausted
my child has learned how to run and climb
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rallythedead · 11 months ago
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