ramblingandpie
ramblingandpie
Rambling and Pie
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I like to ramble. Sometimes, I ramble about pie. And now, descriptive words and phrases: short; queer; Crohnie and arthritis-ie and spoonie; frequently cold; eats food; air breather; married to Unforth; white cis-lady; attorney (not your attorney); allergic to everything except for fancy golfcourse grass; likes pretty dresses.https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ramblingandpie
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ramblingandpie · 8 hours ago
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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take
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ramblingandpie · 1 day ago
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ramblingandpie · 1 day ago
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i think it's cognitively harmful for younger teens to never read deranged and wildly inappropriate noncon yaoi scanlations. or vampire knight. either is fine because both are neuroprotective and supportive of cognitive plasticity. in my experience.
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ramblingandpie · 1 day ago
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i just pointed out in my judaism class that it’s interesting to me that when asked God’s name, God did respond with the ineffable name (the tetragrammaton) but put a much greater emphasis on who they are the God OF (I’m the God of Abraham, the God of Moses, etc.).
and my teacher said she feels a kinship with that because she remembers the joy that came with the first time she was called “(son’s name)’s mom”, and how beautiful it feels be named for who you love. and i almost burst into tears
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ramblingandpie · 2 days ago
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This one time it took me two days, two librarians, and a friend with a PhD in the subject area to find a study that was cited incorrectly in a government document (not my agency! Different agency!).
Extra difficult because it was during Covid and so could not go to The Stacks even once I identified what book it was probably in (because it was only in medical libraries and, well. Those were closed to the public.) The librarian was like yeah without page numbers I am not pulling a several-hundred-page book to rifle through it to find the article. And normally you could come in and do that, but, um, pandemic says no.
Anyway good citations are wonderful and lovely.
me when i have to put proper citations: ugh this is so annoying who even cares what i do in the footnotes
me when i can't find a source because it hasn't been quoted correctly: i am going to track down the authors and they will answer to me. i will find out who caused this suffering. there will be blood.
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ramblingandpie · 2 days ago
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"Autism is only a disability under capitalism."
I mean, it's definitely made worse, yeah.
But I had a meltdown yesterday because the wind was too loud when I was tired.
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ramblingandpie · 2 days ago
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So I have insomnia tonight and am thinking about The Pitt bc I finished watching it earlier today and oh my word y'all. I have never worked in direct healthcare but I work in health law and also have worked at Super Large Event things where it's like ok we're doing a 16-hour day of pure chaos and we are organizing the chaos. The show did super great with that, and how people change over the course of the day, hair coming out of ponytails, etc.
Except. The rats.
The rats were clearly supposed to be wild rats per the story BUT they stroll in every time like Marlene Dietrich, just, absolutely glamorous, know their best camera angles, they are getting treats for this and they are going to WERK. Shiny fur. No schmutz from the various messes. No injuries from a life on the streets. Just pure glamor. Very good rat actors. Ractors.
Also Whitaker deadpanning "the patient was positive for rats" was just absolutely golden.
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ramblingandpie · 2 days ago
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ramblingandpie · 2 days ago
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Concept: formalwear for wizards in the mode of 17th Century continental European court fashion, except instead of powdered horsehair wigs it involves elaborately curled and pomaded false beards. The best quality ones are fastened to a shoulder harness because the neck can't take the weight.
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ramblingandpie · 3 days ago
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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ramblingandpie · 4 days ago
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I just got this and I'm very excited! It's a bunch of essays about the economics of caring labor!!
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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ramblingandpie · 4 days ago
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Every Queer Friend Group Has:
-Ancient Warrior who desperately needs therapy
-Slutty They/Them
-Tragic Starcrossed Lovers
-Lesbian who knows Victorian flower language
-Skeleton Bitch
-Bisexual Gamer Gf
-Son of Lucifer
-Bread
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ramblingandpie · 5 days ago
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I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago
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ramblingandpie · 5 days ago
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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ramblingandpie · 5 days ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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ramblingandpie · 6 days ago
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Oh y'all putting that in the fridge?
I'm eating. Bad news? Eat my feelings. Good news? Eat to celebrate. No news? Routine meals and snacks, bay-bee!
people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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ramblingandpie · 6 days ago
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Curse of vladimir putin's large collection of porn themed around thieves and the black blood.
That is an oddly specific curse.
Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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