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notice how it's always wednesday lately

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I love dimension 20 as much as the next guy, but it’s got me saying shit like “I hope the Quangle is good this week!! Super excited for the Quangle!!!!” Like stop you’re scaring the hoes

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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

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just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now

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gooner mewing baby gronk skibidi rizz in ohio is just the new big chungus ugandan knuckles dogelore ligma is just the new deep fried mlg montage here come dat boy dicks out for harambe is just the new rage face forever alone trololo that feel when no gf which according to my dad is just the modern replacement for nerds incessantly quoting Monty Python at each other

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they’re right actually this is a masterpiece

this is unedited. this is the original audio.

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i don’t think i’ve been this insane about something in my life.

maybe Supernatural but that doesn’t count bc it’s designed to prey upon 13 year old’s growing brains & make them lose their minds.

this is just good

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Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

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I gotfa make ththe thing

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my favorite subreddit is r/IsTodayFridayThe13th which makes a single post each day (Yes or No) answering the question. Every single Thursday the 12th everyone goes “This is ridiculous! I’ve been waiting too long for Friday the 13th. I’m not even going to bother checking this sub anymore; I’ve given up hope completely.” and it makes me laugh every single time

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I thought the babadook was an anime thing until like two weeks ago, I didn’t realize it was from like a recent movie I thought it was from like a mid-2000s anime

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what if 9/11 was steampunk and they were clock towers and they were hit by zeppelins

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apartment. i’m at my apartment

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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

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miku but she’s in a medieval manuscript