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RANCHY WAKE UP BOOPS ARE BACK

HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN

I DONT HAVE THEM YET BUT HOLY SHIT HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!

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The government cum suction machine,,,

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grunkle stunkle 😭😭 wins the funkle bunkle 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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by Giacomo Carmagnola

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everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

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fall

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they're burning ballots in the US now btw. in case you wanted to know where things are at.

Edit: to clarify, locations mentioned are Vancouver, Washington and Portland, Oregon. This news story does not involve Canada.

Important info: Context: Dropbox location was Fisher's Landing Transit Center near Southeast 162nd Avenue Hundreds of ballots lost, voters should contact the Clark Auditor ASAP Clark Auditor contact info: clark.wa.gov/auditor Can confirm your ballot was received on: vote.wa.gov

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honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

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I just want to send the message directly to various brains at various companies that using generative AI makes your product look less trustworthy. Like how the fuck am I gonna be interested in your food when all the "photos" are fake? How do I know that suncatcher or dress or blanket is real when you made the ad with generative AI? You can't be trusted, your product can't be trusted, and no matter how well-known you are as a company you immediately look and feel like cheap scammers

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My Beautiful Graveyard

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I like tumblr polls cause it's like. what if I want to take a personality quiz but not like super bad and I also don't wanna learn anything about myself

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me: *is jokingly mean to my friend*

friend: *jokingly pretends to be hurt*

me:

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its a shame ditherpunk never took off

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My chronic illnesses are making me ill, chronically, once more. Everybody focus their psychic beams at that rat bastard god and together we'll make that pompous sleazebag regret giving us free will. And psychic beams.

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art isnt even like a hobby to me anymore its just that theres images trapped in my head and if i dont get them out fast enough they start rotting in there and stinking up the place

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A penguin walks in

A penguout leaves