ranchsoda92 - Tumblr blog

[ranchsoda92]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[ranchsoda92]

Brooo I'm crying someone shoved a quarter in mothman's ass 😭

[ranchsoda92]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[ranchsoda92]

A little bit silly

[ranchsoda92]

Every time I try to get a X-ray or even just a normal photo at a hospital I end up breaking the machine and they need to take like 10 more x rays until i start glowing or I look like a gosh darn cryptid

Example,

My mother's photo was normal :(

[ranchsoda92]

My interests are so shallow if you put a stick in it I'd fall over

[ranchsoda92]

top ten moments in worm

[ranchsoda92]

Tits Out For Trans Day Of Visibility 💛🤍💜

[ranchsoda92]

you know how medical doctors can lose their license over malpractice? i think it would be funny if we did that for other types of doctors. this botanist fucked up so bad we're yoinking their phd

[ranchsoda92]

hope you get out of the wifi cave!!! also hope you have a wonderful day!!!

the wifi is amazing down here

[ranchsoda92]

You know what changed the most over the years? I GOT A HERNIATED DISC NOW BBY!!

[ranchsoda92]

I could erase this account and start all over, but part of me likes to see how far I've come in art and who I am. A nice but painful memory.

[ranchsoda92]

Scrolling on this app gives me motion sickness

[ranchsoda92]

Heheheheheh I love greyhounds

[ranchsoda92]

Human form fruit

[ranchsoda92]

Let's post some art to bury the past!

[ranchsoda92]

Oh my goodness, looking back at my old posts is like reliving a horrible nightmare! I am so glad I'm an adult now!