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the sun says hello between the camellias

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ooc of course: AAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SO WONDERFUL I SCREAM INTO MY EMPTY HALLS OF MY HOME LOOK AT FRUIT'S DUMB FACE!!!!

ooc: Fruit and her pt Fords Fruit belongs to @ranchsoda92 Domesticated Ford belongs to @jellyskink

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From day 1 Taylor was doing insane shit that horrified everyone around her and any reaction to it just had her saying "can you lock the fuck in". And she was right,

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How To Cat Burglar A Family Bookbind

I finally finished my How To Cat Buglar A Family fanbind! It took me way too long to do this lol, but I'm p proud of how this looks :) All credit to @dark-lord-of-awesomeness for writing such a wonderful fic!

I wanted it to sort of look like the journals, and also I don't have a cricut so I didn't cut out a title, but I like the simple look! Was debating whether or not to put the cat on the front or a paw print like the hand on the journals, but I liked the fish inside the cat too much to not use it lol.

Here's also a look at the inside cover and stuff :)

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fly high Fruit

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discord doodles with no context ignore how bad those trees look bleugh

i forgot vodka's fluff doesnt cover her front too but yknow whateeeever

the old man in the first one is good ending H from @alexthebordercollie 's au Hand of God

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the dumb creetur

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Profile commissions for @avendoki!! posted with permission of course :)

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Dumping my crappy doodles and ramblings about Seb and Prорva’s weirdness

Chaoooos

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Prev

I'm honestly embarrassed by the amount of effort I'm putting into this. But in my opinion, we're down to the ultimate battle, and I gotta pull out the big guns. (Kinda like ford here)

A lot of young fords ramblings were inspired by stuff people said in discord. I paraphrased a lot of it from @curiouscatastrophe

So far, Ford has been in the dark as to who the Father would be. He's going to confront bill in the next one.

Cipher says: VOTE FORD - YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

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CONGRATS ON THE VICTORY STANFORD!!!! Looks like someone's making it to the SEMI FINALS!!! 👀 Go show your favorite old man some support! 👏

(Kirk still finds a way to boldly go where no man has gone before 😌)

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EEEEEEE ITS SO CUTE

Art of the DD&MD crew playing together. It's actually part of a larger project I'm working on, but that will take a while to finish.

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When is Provas Birthday?

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vote for ford pines or i will beat you up personally

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP ONE *FINALS

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."

"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

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avery but a bit older here he doesnt grow right from the brain damage so he is still short mhm

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you are a firework fruit

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ooc: she is so good at evil laughing look at her go

Is raccoon pet guy your lap raccoon that you pet while laughing maniacally.

I want this to be real.