randall-b0ggs
randall-b0ggs
Randall Boggs
20 posts
Co-workers told me to start some stupid blog.Not my idea.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
randall-b0ggs · 8 days ago
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Hi Randall, I don't know if you've been asked this but what's your favorite food? If you have multiple then what are they?
Hm, not sure about a favorite. I like a lot of foods, but I think I like fruit the most. It's pretty good, and it's convenient, you don't have to cook it or anything like some foods. Easy to eat.
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randall-b0ggs · 8 days ago
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what's your opinion of your boss?
He's alright. Kinda neutral about him. He's not a bother to me, but he's always laughing and chatting with Sullivan of all people. Let's be honest, I'm way more interesting to talk to than he'll ever be.
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randall-b0ggs · 8 days ago
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Do you prefer sweet, savory, sour, or spicy foods? What snacks are your favorite?
... do you get invited to restaurants often? Maybe by newbies trying to move up in the company?
I'm not a huge fan of candy, so definitely not sweet. Sour's okay, but it feels kinda weird. I like savoury and spicy the most, I'd say. I like the burn of spice.
Never really been invited to a restaurant. It'd be nice to have someone appreciate me that much.
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randall-b0ggs · 11 days ago
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Hey Randall, have you ever had any embarresing incidents at work? Maybe while you were scaring or something like that? Also I wanted to say you're like totally the best scarer in the company and deserve to be treated like a king
Well, if I did, why would I tell you? For all I know, someone from my workplace could be looking at this account, and could see that and share it with everyone at any time.
And thank you. I am the best scarer. If it weren't for that Sullivan, everyone would agree with you.
I consider myself a king of sorts. I should be one.
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randall-b0ggs · 11 days ago
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h...hi randall....you're uh...pretty cool...
Wow, someone with taste. Thanks. I am cool.
Huh, maybe you're cool too. If you think I am, then that's a start.
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randall-b0ggs · 11 days ago
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Hey there handsome <3
Are you aware that you have a lot of fangirls and fanboys lol?
Fangirls? Fanboys? What, people who are fans of me?
I'm... flattered. I think. Or maybe uncomfortable. Somewhere between the two.
...So how obsessed are they?
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randall-b0ggs · 11 days ago
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Do you know MIFT?
Val, Cutter, Duncan and Fritz?
(OOC I’m not including Tylor or Roger in this since they don’t show up until after Randall is gone)
I know of them, don't really speak to them. I don't have any interest in doing so.
That Valerie girl seems insane.
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randall-b0ggs · 11 days ago
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Hey how’s your work assistant Fungus doing?
What’s he like?
He's annoying, that's what he's like. He can barely follow simple instructions and has no common sense. He's an idiot, if you ask me.
It could be worse, I guess. I could have Wazowski.
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randall-b0ggs · 11 days ago
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Who is Rex's parents?
He's my sister and brother-in-law's kid. I've barely spoken to my brother-in-law, but I see my sister sometimes. Not that I want to, she's always on my tail about something. Not even sure how she got a partner before me, I'm way nicer.
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randall-b0ggs · 16 days ago
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I heard Mike Wazowski was seen with the child.
At that Sushi restaurant Harryhausens!
Look at the newspaper!
Oh, OF COURSE he was...
There's no surprise in that, let me tell you. He's always up to something stupid, or irresponsible, or dumb, or...
Well. I'll be talking to him about that. He's in trouble.
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randall-b0ggs · 16 days ago
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hey randall! what do you like to do when you're not at work? do you have any hobbies or anything you like to do for fun?
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I read quite a lot. I don't really have a favorite genre of book or anything, though. I just read whatever I can find. I don't watch TV much, but I watch the news sometimes.
Other than that, I guess I just find things to do when it comes to it. Like, household stuff and whatever. If I'm bored, I'll go on a walk or something.
As much as I hate children, I take care of Rex sometimes. It gives me something to do, at least.
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randall-b0ggs · 18 days ago
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How’s your nephew Rex doing?
He's doing alright, as far as I know. I take him home from dayscare sometimes when my sister's busy. He's pretty cute for a little monster.
I've been teaching him the best ways to camouflage and sneak up on people. He learns from the best! Hopefully he's just as good of a scarer as I am when he grows up.
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randall-b0ggs · 18 days ago
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*Looks at Randall suspiciously*
So about that human child…..
You wouldn’t happen to have ANY idea about how she got in the factory would you? >_>
Not a clue.
Are you suggesting I'm tied to it? Because, boy, I would NEVER let a human child past me. Those things give me the creeps.
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randall-b0ggs · 18 days ago
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So what was your time being in ROR like?
It was okay. A long time ago honestly, I only really remember bits and pieces of it.
I made some friends. Not that they lasted very long, they mostly stopped talking to me after the Scare Games. Said I blew their chances of being the coolest in the school. It sucked, but hey, I don't need them. Besides, I'm perfectly fine without any friends!
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randall-b0ggs · 18 days ago
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How was Mike as a roomate at MU?
Ehh, he wasn't so bad. Had I the chance to pick someone else, I would have. But for what it was worth, I didn't mind it. He was alright. Never really caused any major problems.
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randall-b0ggs · 18 days ago
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(Time for an embarrassing question)
I’ve heard rumors that you’ve had crushes on both Mike Wazowski and Johnny Worthington back in college?
Is this true?
Absolutely not! Where did you hear that?!
That stupid Wazowski was just a roommate. Nothing more than that.
Worthington was just a friend!
Who's telling you these things?!
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randall-b0ggs · 18 days ago
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Hey Mike told me that you used to wear nerdy glasses and bake cupcakes in college! 🤭
Pssh, that's not true... My eyesight is just fine how it is...
Ehh, well, my cupcakes are still good. I haven't made 'em in a while. Maybe I should make them again...
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