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Does the party have shiny Dice?
me n my friends are holding a crow party which is basically a party where everyone wears black n bring their best trinkets n shinies they collected and the one with the most coolest trinkets gets crowned the crow lord/lady
[excited crow noises]
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why Crow be angry?
Crow can flap, so crow can fly.
If crow can fly, crow can steal shiny stuff
Shiny stuff = no angry
angry crow flapping
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The red eye in the bottom right reminds me of the time I drew an eye getting squished out like a pimple.
And yes, my Brain did that without my consent

Something from my sketchbook
#I have stupid ideas and im gonna make it your problem#Cant Arrest me for it#someone stop me#Im gonna do it again#Art
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The egg is so ominous, that I will put a butterfly egg into my next campaign

'butterfiles + egg, window display, tiffany & co, new york, 1980' by gene moore in fashion and surrealism - richard martin (1987)
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The perfect DnD Doctor, that just doesnt know how to administer the medicine
Ive recently had the Idea of, what if the BBEG of a campaign, that poisons the water supply, was at the end just the cute little doctor, who incented the medicine against dragon-pocks, just dumped a lot of this medicine into the spring, not knowinh, that the chemicals might react with something in the water.
Quite Frankly speaking, all of his medicine is this way:
The medicine that is supposed to cure your dizzyness, grows another balancing organ in your lebt pinky.
The pill that cures your cold, makes your immune system so good, that it becomes aware of your eyes, fighting them.
The tinkture that is getting rid of your stomach ache, also makes you feel your own Organs.
The powder that heals your bones consequently makes them permanently itchy.
But all of the drawbacks only ocvur, half a Dekade after the treatment and noone Futures out that the Doktor us just incompetent
#dnd#dnd character#Doctor#Quack#Best witch Doktor#meme#bbeg#dnd bbeg#tabletop#Destiny dungeon#pathfinder#dumb ideas
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