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im probably biased but i feel like tumblr's username game is stronger than every other website. sometimes i just go thru my activity feed looking at them for entertainment

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lets get our clothes back on and go to sleep now

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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

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Being a trans woman can be so irritating when it comes to how people talk (in english at least) like people calling you “dude” or “bro” and referring to groups you’re in as “guys.” It’s something cis women have taken issue with at times, but I think it’s undeniable how directly it affects trans women. Either we’re the bitch who has to ruin everybody’s fun and ask not to be referred to with these words or we say nothing and wonder if we’re being viewed as men, or if they really are one of those people who “just call everybody dude” because often times we aren’t able to verify that.  Then you’ll have people who will undermine you when you choose to be that bitch, who will suggest you let it go, that you make the favorable assumption every time. You already took a risk in standing up for yourself and now they’re making you seem wrong for it. It hurts. It hurts even more when it comes from someone you considered an ally, or even another trans woman. Just, if you’re one of those people who talk that way, or have/have wanted to tell us to let it go, consider what experience(s) we’ve been through that has led us to not be able to let it go.

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i’m so mad there’s no fucking point to this site dog. what do u mean u only have like 25 ppl working for u and u still have the time to ban random black trans women who don’t post anything but jokes for people to enjoy? you’re a fucking joke. you and your company are both jokes photomatt.

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it’s so funny that u can just color text on this website boom bitch im green now. youre hearing me talk greenly. in a green fashion. green green green

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I wish it actually took only an hour to do tasks that I know should theoretically take only an hour

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Writing tags under posts has the same energy as drawing a dick on your school desk and hoping the next fifth-grader finds it funny

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they’ve been forcing us to write “customized notes” on every drink at work and now they’re having store meetings + coaching us on what we can and can’t write bc someone drew a pig on a cop’s coffee and tbh that’s on starbucks for not foreseeing this outcome.

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a laptop is like a horse. it often hates you lots and lots

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love seeing all those list challenges for people's favorite movies. i could not scrape together 50 movies I've seen in my twenty-six years if you gave me $1,500 and a week to do it

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Every opinion you see about spiders is either love them or hate them because those of us who generally don’t think about spiders aren’t thinking about spiders

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(reading through your entire medical history) oh boy. ooooooh mama. not good. and that would have caused... yep. just like i thought. yeesh

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Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

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I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.