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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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today in aus politics: the united australia party has 3 hyperlinks going to different porn sites hidden in the html

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A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(

Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud

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hey so i used to work at tumblr but now i work at garbage day. i just re-read the piece in garbage day about the slur song and i figured since i don't work at tumblr anymore nothing is stopping me from messaging you and saying that omg i absolutely love it and thought it was hilarious. i sent it to my team on slack and was like "y'all this is the song of the year" and all of us lost our minds. i also sent it to my "queers united" group chat the universal response was "this is an absolute banger" lol.

10/10 completely unmonitizable and unmarketable and your post about "tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song only for it to be unusable in corporate marketing" made me, the lead of the marketing team at the time, laugh until i cried. spot on, literally was like "guys this is the biggest thing on tumblr right now, it's fucking amazing, and we cannot touch it with a 10-foot poll." absolutely incredible. stellar work.

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!?!!!!!!?!!?!!?!!!!!!!!

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couldnt find any good reaction images online

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Medical mystery 🦝🥤

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Sometimes when life is overwhelming or boring I pretend I'm on taskmaster.

My head: "Wait for and ride the bus, then get to your destination. You have 1 hour. Fastest wins. Your time starts now."

"Wash the dishes. Cleanest dishes win. Your time starts now and stops when you've washed all the dishes. There's a bonus point if you do not forget the big pot on the table."

"Ask for help. Fastests wins. You get a bonus point if you do not feel embarrassed while doing it. Your time starts ......... now!"

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Oh no, my hand slipped and drew @neal-illustrator 's Poseidon

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with current food prices im considering forming a mutualistic relationship with zooxanthellae algae so i can photosynthesize

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Nobody online… quick, time to post more hollow knight!

My beloved. The reason I’m putting myself and Ghost through the pantheons in the first place!

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me as a pentiment-style jester saying trans rights, call that transjester

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They say oysters can make pearls. Mine makes eyes.🦪👁️

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The real divide between older and younger gen z lies between which version of Chuck E Cheese they grew up with

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My flight was delayed so I spent the extra time doing a glass of water study on my iPad using this ridiculous image of a budgie. I love birds behind glasses of water.

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i tend to be generally fearless to a bit of a fault but today i experienced a split second of absolutely primal terror

i was coming home from a hike and was in the mountains waiting for a train to pass so i could cross the tracks. i briefly looked up to look at the train as it approached because i understand the appeal of a good train. i was met with this sight, actively approaching me

my sense of fight or flight is pretty dormant but it hit me so hard i felt vaguely nauseous for five minutes. i sat there in my car looking like id seen someone get shot. for some reason my brain could not process thomas and all i knew was that suddenly my world was very different and very, very frightening

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.